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This is Bhopal...

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I won't bore you with
what's famous here...

3
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That's all on Google anyway.

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I'm going to tell you
about a man

5
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Google itself is trying
to figure out...

6
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wondering why the hell
his stars are so cursed...

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so cursed that he's always
running from trouble.

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This here is my childhood friend,
Mohan Sharma.

9
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Today Mohan's running
"from" marriage...

10
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but there was a time...

11
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when he was running around
"to" get married.

12
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The skies are clear,

13
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both players are clear on
their game plan too.

14
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Both are proceeding
towards their goal.

15
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Nothing can stop them
from winning today.

16
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This pair is going to create history.

17
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Bam!

18
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And this is the love of his life...

19
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Saniya Hussain.

20
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Mohan Sharma and Saniya Hussain...

21
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Get it?

22
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You do, right?

23
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But their families didn't.

24
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Both sides were dead against it...

25
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Neither did his "papa"
approve of it nor did her "abba."

26
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So they went looking
for help from Baba.

27
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Bow your heads before all,
whether it's Kashi or Kaba,

28
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Get solution for every problem
from Engineer Baba!

29
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Shall we?

30
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You sure going
this high up will help?

31
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I've got faith in the One above...

32
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and this one's perched
pretty high too.

33
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In every journey,
I want you near,

34
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Your sight's the only thing
I hold dear.

35
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I want to live where
your heartbeat stays,

36
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In my thoughts forever too,
through endless days.

37
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I wish to steal you
from the world's hold,

38
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I ask God for you and nothing more,

39
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I'll never let you go,

40
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I am in love with you with
all my heart and soul.

41
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I am in love with you with
all my heart and soul.

42
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In every journey,
I want you near,

43
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Your sight's the only thing
I hold dear.

44
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We made a deal,
your heart for mine,

45
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Once you were mine,
I left all behind.

46
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Whether I benefit or lose,

47
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I choose the path my heart would choose.

48
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I care for none, just you,

49
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In your winds, I drift and I lose.

50
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You live in every prayer I behold,

51
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I am in love with you with
all my heart and soul.

52
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I am in love with you with
all my heart and soul.

53
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In every journey,
I want you near,

54
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Your sight's the only thing I hold dear.

55
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Baba! Greetings!

56
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Greetings!

57
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Bless you, son.

58
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Sit down. Be comfortable.

59
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Okay.

60
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What problem do you face, dear?

61
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- - Baba, we want to get married.
- Yes, Baba.

62
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Then get married.

63
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Son, get two garlands, please.

64
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Baba, I'm Hindu and she's Muslim.

65
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Don't bother!

66
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Then you'll get beaten up,

67
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and you get me
beaten up too!

68
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Baba, who's going to climb
all these steps to beat you?

69
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Trust me,

70
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people might not climb to donate,

71
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but they'll sprint up
to throw punches for sure.

72
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You know,
I used to sit at a thousand steps

73
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and had to move up to five thousand
just to save my skin?

74
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You are right,

75
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but there's got to be some
solution for sure.

76
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- - You've got a thousand...
- Excuse me?

77
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You've got a thousand
problems in this wedding.

78
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You think a hundred
bucks can fix it all?

79
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Baba, just get us married...

80
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I promise,
I'll get your hut rebuilt.

81
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Tell me, will we ever
get married or not?

82
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Not?! Don't even think about not.

83
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We will definitely get married.

84
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Look, if fate doesn't approve,
you'll forget him someday.

85
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That's not possible.

86
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Everything is possible.

87
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Life's just math...

88
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Everything's predetermined.

89
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If I can be an engineer
who turned into a baba,

90
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then you too can forget him.

91
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I'd rather die than forget him.

92
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We will definitely get married...

93
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even if we have to fight
two religions or four!

94
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Let's go.

95
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Baba, do you have a lift here?

96
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Forget the lift to go down, son...

97
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the road you've taken,

98
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someone will soon give you
a lift to heaven.

99
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- - Let's get out of here.
- Come on now, Baba!

100
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Please don't say such
inauspicious things!

101
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Just pray it all goes right this time.

102
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I'm already doing that!

103
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I also took you to the Baba yesterday,

104
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but you wouldn't even listen to him.

105
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I don't want to hear a word
against our wedding.

106
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I fell for you when you were 16...

107
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You're 32 now.

108
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So what?

109
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You can still have kids till 65,

110
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I checked.

111
00:10:05,710 --> 00:10:07,170
So you'll marry me
after you turn 65?

112
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No, sweetheart, today...
right now.

113
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By the way,
where are our witnesses?

114
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Hubby's bringing them.
There he is.

115
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And this is me,

116
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his friend, Harbir Singh aka Hubby...

117
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witness to every disaster
and wedding in his life.

118
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Amritsari James Bond,
hurry up or the registrar will leave!

119
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Where are the witnesses?

120
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Come on, guys!

121
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Let's go.

122
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There they are.

123
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Who the hell are these people?

124
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Our friends are tired of being
witnesses to your wedding.

125
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I got these from the crossroads,
after a lot of convincing.

126
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Beggars are going to be
witnesses at our wedding?

127
00:10:48,330 --> 00:10:50,410
What, you want
the prime minister to step in?

128
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Sister-in-law, their blessings
actually work, try to understand.

129
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- - Hello, sir.
- Hello, Dada.

130
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Hide that begging
bowl under your vest.

131
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Sure.

132
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Hurry up already.

133
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- - Hello.
- Hi.

134
00:11:07,330 --> 00:11:08,910
You two come here every year, son.

135
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,170
Sir, what do we do, our parents--

136
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You've come to court
for marriage more times

137
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than others come for divorce.

138
00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:16,290
Sir, this is the final time...

139
00:11:16,370 --> 00:11:18,450
please get us married today.

140
00:11:18,540 --> 00:11:20,090
Yes sir, if you could
speed it up a bit...

141
00:11:20,170 --> 00:11:21,460
they've got to get back to begging--

142
00:11:21,540 --> 00:11:22,960
They've got work to get back to.

143
00:11:26,210 --> 00:11:27,460
I'm his friend.

144
00:11:27,670 --> 00:11:29,790
They're his relatives...
distant relatives.

145
00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:33,540
Yes, I can tell...
they've come from pretty far out.

146
00:11:34,170 --> 00:11:36,920
I recognize him...
Gandhinagar signal, right?

147
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,250
Yes, sir.

148
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,500
But what's the use?

149
00:11:41,790 --> 00:11:43,250
Before you sign the papers,

150
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your "abba" will walk
through that door.

151
00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:47,410
Stop!

152
00:11:48,370 --> 00:11:51,370
Mr. Registrar,
this wedding can't take place!

153
00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:52,210
- - Abba?!
- Quiet!

154
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:53,380
Come home with me!

155
00:11:53,460 --> 00:11:54,250
No, I won't!

156
00:11:54,290 --> 00:11:56,040
And your father will walk
through that other door.

157
00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:56,780
Mohan!

158
00:11:58,170 --> 00:11:59,090
Father?

159
00:11:59,170 --> 00:12:00,880
I'll break your legs!

160
00:12:01,330 --> 00:12:03,530
How dare you get married
against my wishes?

161
00:12:03,620 --> 00:12:04,530
Come with me right now!

162
00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:06,490
- - Father, I love Saniya--
- Shut up!

163
00:12:07,870 --> 00:12:09,740
Mr. Registrar, how could you...

164
00:12:10,290 --> 00:12:13,960
They're fools and you are
the sensible one.

165
00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:15,590
Talk some sense into them.

166
00:12:15,670 --> 00:12:17,590
- - Me?
- Yes, you.

167
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,210
What will he say?

168
00:12:19,290 --> 00:12:21,210
I'll tell you who you'll marry!

169
00:12:21,330 --> 00:12:24,660
And I'll show you
who you'll marry!

170
00:12:24,790 --> 00:12:25,710
Get lost!

171
00:12:26,210 --> 00:12:28,710
Father! Father, please listen...

172
00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:36,750
Father, why don't you understand

173
00:12:36,830 --> 00:12:37,620
if I don't marry Saniya--

174
00:12:37,710 --> 00:12:40,290
Don't you dare say
her name again!

175
00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:43,250
I've said 50 times already,
I'll only marry the man I want.

176
00:12:43,290 --> 00:12:46,540
And I've said a 100 times,
you'll marry the man I choose.

177
00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:48,630
Zeenat, talk some sense into her.

178
00:12:48,790 --> 00:12:51,090
At least you should give a
chance to speak, dear...

179
00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:52,630
- - Huh?
- I don't want to hear a word.

180
00:12:52,710 --> 00:12:54,130
I'll only marry Mohan.

181
00:12:54,210 --> 00:12:56,380
What? Does government provide
subsidy if you do that?

182
00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:57,500
I don't want to hear a word,

183
00:12:57,580 --> 00:12:58,870
I'll only marry Saniya.

184
00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:00,380
Son, if you really want
to ruin your life,

185
00:13:00,460 --> 00:13:01,920
gamble on cricket,

186
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,710
but don't marry outside your faith.

187
00:13:03,790 --> 00:13:05,170
He's right.

188
00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:06,630
What he says goes.

189
00:13:06,710 --> 00:13:09,000
You'll be getting married to Meera.

190
00:13:09,670 --> 00:13:11,840
You're marrying Mehmood!

191
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,290
Yes, Mehmood.

192
00:13:13,330 --> 00:13:14,330
Ew!

193
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,040
I see.

194
00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:19,870
Where did you get it from?

195
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,500
Nuraani Hotel.

196
00:13:21,580 --> 00:13:23,700
- - They made special--
- Mr. Mirza...

197
00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:30,330
You?

198
00:13:30,540 --> 00:13:32,840
You want your daughter
to marry Mehmood, right?

199
00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:36,040
Then I'm ready to become
Mehmood for Saniya.

200
00:13:41,210 --> 00:13:43,460
No, I don't want you
change your faith.

201
00:13:43,540 --> 00:13:44,840
Love isn't about changing someone,

202
00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:46,670
Mr. Mirza... it's about accepting
them as they are.

203
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:50,280
And I'm willing
to do anything for love.

204
00:13:53,870 --> 00:13:56,580
If he's doing it out of his own will,
then what's the problem?

205
00:13:56,830 --> 00:13:58,120
Saniya's warned us that

206
00:13:58,210 --> 00:14:00,130
if she doesn't get
to marry Mohan,

207
00:14:00,210 --> 00:14:02,000
she'll end her life
on the wedding night.

208
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:05,500
And when she realizes
the groom is actually Mohan,

209
00:14:05,580 --> 00:14:06,950
she'll go crazy with happiness.

210
00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:08,540
She'll go crazy with happiness, sure,

211
00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:09,910
but what about the real Mehmood,

212
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,340
who'll lose his mind in rage?

213
00:14:12,420 --> 00:14:13,210
Tell him no.

214
00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:14,090
Tell him not to bring the wedding
procession to our place.

215
00:14:14,170 --> 00:14:14,790
You are strange!

216
00:14:14,870 --> 00:14:16,240
You think he's delivering pizza
or what?

217
00:14:16,330 --> 00:14:17,870
He's bringing a wedding procession!
We can't cancel that last minute.

218
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,090
I don't care...

219
00:14:19,540 --> 00:14:21,750
the only thing I care about
is my daughter's life.

220
00:14:24,670 --> 00:14:25,540
Hello...?

221
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:27,380
Hello...?

222
00:14:29,460 --> 00:14:30,250
Hello...?

223
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:31,670
Yes, Mr. Mirza?

224
00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:33,250
Mehmood, do one thing,

225
00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:34,250
don't bring the wedding
procession to our place.

226
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:35,130
Come again?

227
00:14:35,580 --> 00:14:36,950
I shouldn't don't bring the wedding
procession to your place?

228
00:14:38,370 --> 00:14:40,870
What nonsense...
I've already paid for the band!

229
00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:43,040
Don't worry about that,
I'll make Mohan pay for it.

230
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,490
My relatives are already here.

231
00:14:44,670 --> 00:14:46,130
Then send them with Mohan...

232
00:14:46,210 --> 00:14:48,920
he's a new Muslim,
he won't have relatives yet.

233
00:14:49,580 --> 00:14:51,950
You're not taking me seriously!

234
00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:54,670
You're not admitted into a hospital
for me to take you seriously.

235
00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:55,840
Please, forgive me.

236
00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:57,880
I'll find you another girl.

237
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,380
I don't want another girl.
I want to marry Saniya.

238
00:15:00,460 --> 00:15:02,130
If I don't marry her,
God help me, I'll lose it.

239
00:15:02,210 --> 00:15:04,540
Fine, go lose it then. I can't help it.
Do what you please.

240
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:09,120
- - Gaffur...?
- Yes, bro?

241
00:15:09,420 --> 00:15:10,130
Where's the band?

242
00:15:10,290 --> 00:15:11,500
I sent them to Mohan's place.

243
00:15:11,580 --> 00:15:12,450
And the wedding guests?

244
00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:13,380
Sent them too.

245
00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:14,250
And I'm left with what...?

246
00:15:15,170 --> 00:15:15,840
This.

247
00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:17,460
You think your father's getting
married out there?

248
00:15:24,710 --> 00:15:25,960
- - Hubby...?
- Yeah?

249
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,710
How'd you manage to gather
so many guests so fast?

250
00:15:27,790 --> 00:15:28,880
You order them off Blinkit?

251
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:31,040
No bro, in their culture,

252
00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:32,240
whether it's a wedding or a funeral,

253
00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:33,580
people turn up just
to share the sorrow.

254
00:15:33,670 --> 00:15:35,340
You calling my wedding a funeral?

255
00:15:35,420 --> 00:15:36,540
Mark my words, you'll die single.

256
00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:38,290
Don't make the groom
on the horse curse you!

257
00:15:39,170 --> 00:15:40,420
Wonderful! Wonderful!

258
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,540
The groom looks amazing.

259
00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:43,700
Come with me.

260
00:15:43,790 --> 00:15:45,460
Everyone's waiting for the wedding.
Come on, join me.

261
00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:46,950
Hey, your hat...

262
00:15:47,670 --> 00:15:48,380
Yes, let's go.

263
00:15:48,460 --> 00:15:50,040
- - You can come however you want.
- I'll fetch him, I'll fetch him.

264
00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,620
- - Please, get him inside.
- You carry on.

265
00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:56,580
In the name of Allah,
the most merciful, the most gracious...

266
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,170
No, it's Mehmood!

267
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,790
Mr. Mehmood Ali, son of Usman Ali,

268
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:06,920
you are being married to
Miss Saniya, daughter of Mirza Ali,

269
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,540
with a Mehr of Rs. 10,000.

270
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,450
- - Do you accept it?
- I do.

271
00:16:11,540 --> 00:16:13,340
- - You do?
- Yes, I do!

272
00:16:13,420 --> 00:16:15,380
- - You do?
- Yes, I do, uncle!

273
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:16,460
He's not deaf.

274
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:17,630
In our faith,
you've got to say it three times.

275
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:18,630
Oh, I see!

276
00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:27,380
In the name of Allah, the most merciful,
the most gracious...

277
00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:29,840
Miss Saniya Hussain,
daughter of Mirza Ali,

278
00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,840
you are being married to
Mr. Mehmood Ali,

279
00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:36,670
son of Usman Ali,
with a Mehr of Rs. 10,000.

280
00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,920
- - Do you accept it?
- I do.

281
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,920
- - You do?
- I do.

282
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,670
- - You do?
- I do.

283
00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:44,250
Congratulations,
I declare you as married.

284
00:16:44,330 --> 00:16:45,700
You may now move
the flower curtains away.

285
00:16:45,870 --> 00:16:47,240
Congratulations! Congratulations!

286
00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:49,910
Congratulations! Congratulations!

287
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,500
You may now see the bride's face.

288
00:16:51,580 --> 00:16:52,280
Thank you.

289
00:16:52,670 --> 00:16:53,670
Thanks.

290
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,500
- - Greetings.
- Greetings to you as well.

291
00:17:00,830 --> 00:17:02,240
Congratulations, my love.

292
00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:04,960
The moment we've been
waiting for is finally here.

293
00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:14,460
Who are you?

294
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:16,380
Where's Saniya?!

295
00:17:16,670 --> 00:17:17,670
Ruhi?!

296
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:19,090
- - You?!
- Ruhi!!!

297
00:17:19,170 --> 00:17:20,290
Where's Saniya?!

298
00:17:23,790 --> 00:17:27,000
Mr. Mehmood,
she didn't want to marry you.

299
00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:29,920
She loves someone
named Mohan.

300
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:33,630
She ran away and put me
in her place.

301
00:17:33,710 --> 00:17:35,790
I'm your Saniya now.

302
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:37,250
- - This is absurd!
- You...

303
00:17:37,330 --> 00:17:40,830
Mr. Mirza, you didn't tell her
I was coming to marry her?!

304
00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:41,960
I wanted to surprise her.

305
00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:43,500
That's one hell of a surprise!

306
00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:44,780
I'm the one surprised here!

307
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:45,750
I don't accept this wedding.

308
00:17:45,830 --> 00:17:46,450
But the wedding's already
taken place.

309
00:17:46,540 --> 00:17:47,290
How did it take place?

310
00:17:47,330 --> 00:17:48,240
Say something, man!

311
00:17:48,420 --> 00:17:50,670
Bro, if this was a Gurudwara,
I'd know what to do.

312
00:17:50,790 --> 00:17:52,210
I've got no clue how
this works here.

313
00:17:52,290 --> 00:17:53,210
Please, move aside.

314
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:56,290
Mr. Qazi, there's been
a huge mistake.

315
00:17:56,330 --> 00:17:57,490
Please get me a divorce.

316
00:17:57,580 --> 00:17:58,370
Annul this wedding right now.

317
00:17:58,460 --> 00:17:59,540
Cancel it...
I'm ready to divorce her.

318
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:02,910
Oh God, the wedding just happened
and you're already talking divorce?

319
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,170
You need the girl's consent too.

320
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,040
Listen, I beg to you,

321
00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:07,620
please divorce me.

322
00:18:07,710 --> 00:18:09,250
I can't go through with this marriage.

323
00:18:09,330 --> 00:18:10,620
What are you saying?

324
00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:12,130
How can you even say that?

325
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:16,340
In front of everyone
and the Holy Quran,

326
00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:21,250
I've accepted you without
knowing a thing about you.

327
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,710
And now you want to divorce me?

328
00:18:25,580 --> 00:18:29,080
Look, I've already been
divorced twice.

329
00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:31,200
If it happens again,

330
00:18:31,790 --> 00:18:34,290
I'll end my life on the train tracks!

331
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,030
Listen...

332
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,490
Someone stop her.

333
00:18:37,580 --> 00:18:39,780
- - Ruhi!
- Stop, Ruhi!

334
00:18:40,540 --> 00:18:41,500
Stop!

335
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:42,870
Stop, Ruhi!

336
00:18:48,290 --> 00:18:49,590
Ruhi!

337
00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:52,700
Stop!

338
00:19:18,870 --> 00:19:20,780
He'd come here
to marry my bride...

339
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:22,250
There you go.

340
00:19:23,420 --> 00:19:24,920
I'll marry Saniya!

341
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:25,710
Yes.

342
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:26,790
Let's go.

343
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:35,750
The number you have dialed
is out of coverage area.

344
00:19:35,830 --> 00:19:39,450
This Saniya, I swear...
never asks me before doing anything.

345
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,630
Got me stuck here,
and God knows where she's disappeared to.

346
00:19:44,420 --> 00:19:46,340
Ouch.

347
00:20:24,370 --> 00:20:25,410
Meera?

348
00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:29,290
But... didn't I marry Ruhi?

349
00:20:33,420 --> 00:20:34,250
Have some tea.

350
00:20:34,290 --> 00:20:35,460
What are you doing here?

351
00:20:35,540 --> 00:20:37,040
Drink your tea, I'll tell you.

352
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:40,410
- - I don't want tea! Mom! Mom!
- Mohan!

353
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,210
- - Father!
- Mohan!

354
00:20:42,460 --> 00:20:43,380
What is all this?

355
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:45,040
What is Meera doing here?

356
00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:46,330
Mom?

357
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,080
You got married to her.

358
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,380
I got married?! When?!

359
00:20:50,460 --> 00:20:52,670
You remember
when you got hit on the head?

360
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:53,340
Yes?

361
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,420
I'll tell you what happened after that.

362
00:20:56,420 --> 00:20:58,250
[Sanskrit Chants]

363
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:22,380
You mean you knocked me out
and got me married?

364
00:21:22,790 --> 00:21:23,590
Why, Father?!

365
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:27,370
Because I promised her father

366
00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:30,500
she'd be our daughter-in-law.

367
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,840
Now you're married to Meera.

368
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,250
She is your wife.

369
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,750
So it's your responsibility
to keep her happy.

370
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:37,790
Got it?

371
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:38,590
Mohan, please, have some tea.

372
00:21:38,670 --> 00:21:40,170
Take it away! I don't want
to drink tea!

373
00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:42,290
Never mind, dear,
bring him some milk instead.

374
00:21:42,540 --> 00:21:45,340
It's your wedding night anyway.

375
00:21:45,420 --> 00:21:47,790
Nothing's happening tonight...
or ever!

376
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:49,170
I don't accept this marriage!

377
00:21:49,870 --> 00:21:51,330
How can you not?

378
00:21:51,870 --> 00:21:53,450
We took the wedding vows around
the holy fire together.

379
00:21:53,710 --> 00:21:54,500
You tied this Mangalsutra
(wedding necklace) around my neck

380
00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:55,950
and filled your forehead with vermillion.

381
00:21:56,620 --> 00:21:58,620
I've accepted you as my husband
for seven lifetimes.

382
00:21:58,710 --> 00:22:00,340
Then give me a discount
and skip this one.

383
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,590
Meet me in the next six. Happy?

384
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:06,280
If you don't accept me,

385
00:22:08,210 --> 00:22:11,130
then I'll throw myself under a train.

386
00:22:12,170 --> 00:22:13,790
- - Daughter-in-law!
- Meera!

387
00:22:14,290 --> 00:22:15,340
Daughter-in-law, stop!

388
00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:17,000
Meera, stop!

389
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:25,040
Meera!!!

390
00:22:26,540 --> 00:22:28,420
Stop!!!

391
00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:54,210
Our daughter-in-law's so cultured,

392
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,340
she even understands her
father-in-law's cough.

393
00:23:04,830 --> 00:23:06,080
Saniya, where the hell are you?

394
00:23:06,250 --> 00:23:07,630
- - Do you know--
- I know everything.

395
00:23:07,710 --> 00:23:10,540
Our families will never accept
a Hindu-Muslim wedding.

396
00:23:10,620 --> 00:23:13,370
That's why I ran off to Goa
and became a Christian.

397
00:23:14,170 --> 00:23:15,000
You became a Christian?!

398
00:23:15,170 --> 00:23:17,290
Yes, there's a mass wedding
happening at a local church here.

399
00:23:17,580 --> 00:23:20,410
We can easily get married there,
so I signed us up.

400
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,000
My name's Rosy,
and yours is Michael.

401
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:23,410
I'm... I'm Michael?!

402
00:23:23,540 --> 00:23:25,920
Yes! Hurry up,
I'm sending you the address.

403
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:26,750
Wait, Saniya, at least hear me out--

404
00:23:26,830 --> 00:23:28,530
Hey, listen,
I'm switching my phone off,

405
00:23:28,620 --> 00:23:30,530
or my family will track me down.

406
00:23:30,620 --> 00:23:32,780
- - Okay? Bye.
- Saniya, listen--

407
00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:41,330
So you couldn't even tell Saniya

408
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,920
you accidentally married someone else,
that too twice?

409
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,290
No, she never listens!

410
00:23:44,420 --> 00:23:45,460
This is absurd.

411
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,170
From Mohan you became Mehmood...

412
00:23:47,250 --> 00:23:48,710
and now from Mehmood you'll turn
into what, Michael?

413
00:23:48,790 --> 00:23:50,420
Yeah, I'll do anything for love.

414
00:23:50,580 --> 00:23:51,870
Just book me a ticket to Goa.

415
00:23:53,620 --> 00:23:54,780
Mehmood!

416
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,340
Hey, Mehmood!

417
00:23:58,330 --> 00:24:00,330
- - Mehmood!
- Who's Mehmood here?

418
00:24:00,790 --> 00:24:01,840
You are.

419
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:02,960
- - Hey!
- Mirza's here.

420
00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:04,490
- - Mehmood!
- What's he doing here?

421
00:24:04,620 --> 00:24:05,450
Let's go find out.

422
00:24:05,830 --> 00:24:06,700
What now, Mr. Mirza?

423
00:24:06,790 --> 00:24:07,540
What's your problem this time?

424
00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:08,450
No problem as such...

425
00:24:08,540 --> 00:24:09,590
but you've been missing since
the wedding night.

426
00:24:09,670 --> 00:24:11,000
Ruhi's been waiting for you.
Come on, let's go.

427
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:11,830
Let her wait.

428
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:12,920
I didn't marry her willingly,

429
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:14,120
you people trapped me in it.

430
00:24:14,250 --> 00:24:15,630
Who isn't trapped in marriage?

431
00:24:15,710 --> 00:24:18,250
Even the ones who marry by choice
end up feeling trapped.

432
00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:21,090
Hubby, your friend's
a married man now.

433
00:24:21,170 --> 00:24:22,960
Let him go to his wife at night.

434
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:25,380
You can just watch videos on YouTube,

435
00:24:25,460 --> 00:24:27,000
I do the same... it's fun.

436
00:24:28,290 --> 00:24:29,920
- - Let's go.
- You go, I'll come later.

437
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:30,880
Let's go, come on.

438
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,420
He'll come, Mr. Mirza.

439
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:35,130
It's not like he's got a second wife
waiting for him somewhere.

440
00:24:35,210 --> 00:24:36,000
Second wife?!

441
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:37,830
He's kidding! You go ahead,
I'll be there soon.

442
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:38,750
Leave already?

443
00:24:38,830 --> 00:24:39,620
I'm your father-in-law.

444
00:24:39,750 --> 00:24:41,000
I came to your restaurant
for the first time...

445
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:41,990
at least offer me some coffee.

446
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,450
Coffee's laced with poison these days.

447
00:24:43,670 --> 00:24:44,540
- - You still want some?
- No, thank you.

448
00:24:44,620 --> 00:24:45,620
One coffee--

449
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,380
No, poison gives me acidity.

450
00:24:47,460 --> 00:24:48,710
Maybe next time.
You're coming with me.

451
00:24:48,830 --> 00:24:49,620
- - I'll join you later. You go ahead.
- Come on, come on.

452
00:24:49,710 --> 00:24:50,340
We're coming,
we're coming, you carry on.

453
00:24:50,420 --> 00:24:50,960
Let's go.

454
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:51,500
Go on, man!

455
00:24:51,580 --> 00:24:52,660
- - Come on!
- Go!

456
00:24:59,210 --> 00:25:02,420
"Show some respect,
I even have a car."

457
00:25:02,790 --> 00:25:04,250
Does having a car earn you respect?

458
00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:05,540
I don't know.

459
00:25:05,790 --> 00:25:06,880
You too should buy one then.

460
00:25:08,420 --> 00:25:09,880
Such a delicious meal.

461
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:12,710
We've got such a cultured
daughter-in-law,

462
00:25:12,790 --> 00:25:14,710
and your son's gone missing.

463
00:25:15,710 --> 00:25:17,000
Welcome, welcome, welcome.

464
00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:18,200
Where the hell have you been?

465
00:25:18,460 --> 00:25:21,040
Your wife's been waiting
for you since last night.

466
00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:23,120
Did I tell you to whack me on
the head and marry me off to her?

467
00:25:23,210 --> 00:25:24,380
You hit me so hard,
it bruised my brain!

468
00:25:24,460 --> 00:25:24,960
What?

469
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,290
- - I went to see a doctor.
- Hmm.

470
00:25:26,370 --> 00:25:27,160
Doctor?

471
00:25:27,250 --> 00:25:29,460
Yes. Tell him what the doctor said.

472
00:25:30,460 --> 00:25:31,290
What did the doctor say?

473
00:25:31,420 --> 00:25:32,790
You tell him!

474
00:25:33,460 --> 00:25:34,750
I was waiting outside, you went in.

475
00:25:34,830 --> 00:25:36,490
You tell him what he said.

476
00:25:36,710 --> 00:25:39,340
He said I need three
injections in Goa.

477
00:25:39,420 --> 00:25:40,420
- - Goa?
- Yes.

478
00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:41,920
Yeah, I heard Goa too.

479
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,420
Fine then, since you're going to Goa,

480
00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:44,710
take your wife with you.

481
00:25:44,790 --> 00:25:46,710
Make it a honeymoon.

482
00:25:46,870 --> 00:25:48,490
Who said I'm going for
a honeymoon?

483
00:25:48,580 --> 00:25:50,160
Didn't you hear
what your mother just said?

484
00:25:50,250 --> 00:25:52,340
That knock on the head made
you deaf too?

485
00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:54,460
Father, I cannot take her
to Goa with me.

486
00:25:54,580 --> 00:25:58,450
You will go to Goa
and she's going with you!

487
00:25:58,580 --> 00:25:59,530
Got it?

488
00:25:59,620 --> 00:26:01,580
Mom, should I start packing?

489
00:26:01,670 --> 00:26:04,170
Yes, and Hubby...

490
00:26:04,250 --> 00:26:05,420
book tickets for both.

491
00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:06,340
Yes, Mom.

492
00:26:06,420 --> 00:26:07,380
Thank you, Mom!

493
00:26:07,830 --> 00:26:09,120
You're lucky...

494
00:26:09,290 --> 00:26:11,750
he's taking you
to Goa for honeymoon.

495
00:26:12,370 --> 00:26:15,080
He just took me upstairs
for our honeymoon.

496
00:26:15,170 --> 00:26:18,290
Well, I got great results
just by going upstairs,

497
00:26:18,330 --> 00:26:19,990
so why waste money on
a trip to Goa?

498
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,160
But you two will go to Goa...

499
00:26:22,250 --> 00:26:24,250
and take her with you.

500
00:26:24,420 --> 00:26:26,460
- - Gubby.
- Uncle, it's Hubby.

501
00:26:26,540 --> 00:26:28,420
Yeah, Gubby, Hubby,
Chubby, whatever.

502
00:26:28,540 --> 00:26:30,040
Both the tickets
and send them to Goa.

503
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:31,870
Fine.

504
00:26:38,290 --> 00:26:39,000
You are here.

505
00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:39,990
You called so many times,
I had to show up.

506
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:40,870
"The number you're trying
to reach is switched off."

507
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:41,920
You do this too?

508
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,210
I can handle anything.

509
00:26:43,290 --> 00:26:44,630
Ever since she got married
and came here,

510
00:26:44,710 --> 00:26:46,670
she's been wearing that collar around her
neck just to avoid doing any work.

511
00:26:46,750 --> 00:26:48,210
Saniya's phone's still switched off.

512
00:26:48,290 --> 00:26:49,500
God knows where she's disappeared.

513
00:26:49,750 --> 00:26:52,040
If she'd stayed till the wedding,
she'd have married Mohan

514
00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:53,330
and we wouldn't be facing
this embarrassment.

515
00:26:53,420 --> 00:26:55,040
The kheer (sweet rice pudding)
and puris (fried flatbread) are ready.

516
00:26:55,460 --> 00:26:56,290
Here you go.

517
00:26:56,330 --> 00:26:57,120
Delicious.

518
00:26:57,540 --> 00:26:59,290
She made them just for you.

519
00:26:59,460 --> 00:27:00,630
Wow, thank you.

520
00:27:00,710 --> 00:27:01,710
I'll go wash my hands first.

521
00:27:02,540 --> 00:27:03,630
No, the tap's over there.

522
00:27:03,710 --> 00:27:04,340
Oh, sorry.

523
00:27:04,420 --> 00:27:06,880
You really have to tell your live-in
son-in-law where the taps are.

524
00:27:09,750 --> 00:27:11,210
Pick up the phone,
see who's calling.

525
00:27:11,330 --> 00:27:13,330
But Mom, it's his phoneâ
how can I...

526
00:27:13,420 --> 00:27:15,420
You're his wife, you can see everything
that belongs to your husband.

527
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:17,040
- - What?
- The phone.

528
00:27:21,540 --> 00:27:22,130
Hello?

529
00:27:22,210 --> 00:27:24,170
Hello, Sister-in-law! How are you?
It's me, Hubby!

530
00:27:24,370 --> 00:27:25,200
Yes, Hubby, tell me.

531
00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:27,630
I've booked Goa tickets for you two!

532
00:27:27,710 --> 00:27:28,750
Tickets for Goa?

533
00:27:28,830 --> 00:27:29,990
We're going to Goa?

534
00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:30,950
Hey, give me my phone!

535
00:27:31,620 --> 00:27:32,530
He's feeling shy.

536
00:27:33,670 --> 00:27:35,960
Check who you're talking to first.

537
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:37,950
You told that to Ruhi
instead of Meera!

538
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:39,000
What?

539
00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:41,460
How would I know
which house you are at

540
00:27:41,540 --> 00:27:43,210
and which wife's picking
up the phone?!

541
00:27:43,290 --> 00:27:44,670
What should I do now?

542
00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:45,880
Let me think.

543
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:46,840
Idiot.

544
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:51,090
Ammi, Mehmood's taking me
to Goa for our honeymoon!

545
00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:52,420
Wonderful.

546
00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:53,790
That's great news.
Go on, start packing.

547
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:00,880
Wifey, even we never had
our Goa honeymoon, remember?

548
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:01,460
Should we go too?

549
00:28:01,580 --> 00:28:03,740
You can't even wring
out four wet clothes properly,

550
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,990
and you're talking about
a honeymoon... in Goa?

551
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:07,620
Go hang the clothes upstairs first.

552
00:28:07,710 --> 00:28:09,000
Go hang the clothes!

553
00:28:09,330 --> 00:28:10,620
Oh please, Aapa (sister),
don't even start.

554
00:28:10,710 --> 00:28:13,290
You came to drop off two melons
and now you refuse to leave.

555
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:20,370
Look, you told both my wives,
so now I've got to take them both.

556
00:28:20,830 --> 00:28:22,330
And Saniya's wedding?

557
00:28:22,420 --> 00:28:23,750
- - That'll happen too.
- How?

558
00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:26,620
You take Ruhi
on the morning flight,

559
00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:31,380
I'll bring Meera in the afternoon.

560
00:28:33,620 --> 00:28:35,660
Ruhi stays in Zone A of the hotel,
Meera in Zone B.

561
00:28:35,750 --> 00:28:36,920
And if the two of them run
into each other?

562
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,960
Then you, my friend,
will be in the danger zone.

563
00:28:39,370 --> 00:28:41,160
No... let's just share the table.
There's only one left empty.

564
00:28:41,250 --> 00:28:43,340
Yeah, right,
there's just one table vacant.

565
00:28:47,670 --> 00:28:49,340
You got married recently?

566
00:28:49,460 --> 00:28:50,840
Yes, on the 24th.

567
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,590
- - 24th of this month?
- Yes.

568
00:28:52,670 --> 00:28:54,250
Me too! On the same day! See?

569
00:28:54,330 --> 00:28:56,200
- - Oh my God! You too, on the 24th?
- Yes.

570
00:28:56,290 --> 00:28:57,750
What does that say... Mehmood.

571
00:28:57,830 --> 00:28:58,490
My husband's name.

572
00:28:58,580 --> 00:28:59,580
I too have my husband's name
written on my palm, see.

573
00:28:59,670 --> 00:29:01,130
- - Mohan Sharma.
- Mohan.

574
00:29:01,210 --> 00:29:03,090
- - Nice. Your henna's pretty dark too.
- Yeah.

575
00:29:03,290 --> 00:29:04,920
Now don't tell me
your name's Meera

576
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,090
and you're a school teacher as well.

577
00:29:06,170 --> 00:29:08,130
No, I'm Ruhi, and I'm a housewife.

578
00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:09,590
Okay. Nice to meet you, Ruhi .

579
00:29:09,670 --> 00:29:12,290
Even if both of them meet,
you will go in front of them.

580
00:29:13,170 --> 00:29:15,670
Look, my husband left me
alone on our honeymoon.

581
00:29:15,750 --> 00:29:16,920
He's busy till evening.

582
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,000
- - My husband too.
- He works a lot.

583
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,120
But I'm free for you two,
aren't I, sisters-in-law?

584
00:29:20,210 --> 00:29:22,000
- - Hubby... you?
- Yes.

585
00:29:22,370 --> 00:29:23,280
You know him too?

586
00:29:23,370 --> 00:29:26,330
- - Yes, he's my husband's friend.
- And mine too!

587
00:29:26,580 --> 00:29:27,530
Same again?

588
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:28,870
What same-same?

589
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,380
You don't know, but Meera
and I have a lot in common.

590
00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:32,750
Same wedding date,

591
00:29:32,830 --> 00:29:34,030
same honeymoon place

592
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:35,120
and we're from same city too, Bhopal.

593
00:29:35,250 --> 00:29:37,000
Just make sure your husbands
aren't the same too.

594
00:29:37,210 --> 00:29:38,210
- - What?
- What?

595
00:29:38,670 --> 00:29:40,920
Just kidding! I know them both.

596
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,380
Yours is Mohan, hers is Mehmood.

597
00:29:42,460 --> 00:29:43,790
- - Mehmood.
- Mohan. Mehmood.

598
00:29:43,870 --> 00:29:44,450
Yeah, sorry.

599
00:29:44,540 --> 00:29:46,000
Both are the same for me.

600
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:47,120
Let's leave.

601
00:29:47,250 --> 00:29:48,670
Baga border closes at six.

602
00:29:48,790 --> 00:29:50,420
- - Baga beach!
- Beach!

603
00:29:50,540 --> 00:29:53,210
Beach, sorry...
I don't know why I said border.

604
00:29:53,540 --> 00:29:54,920
If I'm taking both your
wives sightseeing,

605
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,170
then what exactly will you be doing?

606
00:29:58,170 --> 00:30:00,710
I'm going to marry Saniya...
in a church.

607
00:30:10,670 --> 00:30:13,840
The number you have dialed
is currently switched off.

608
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:15,790
Why is her switched phone's off?!

609
00:30:17,750 --> 00:30:18,710
Saniya!

610
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,030
Here we are...
Wagah Beach!

611
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:22,280
Baga beach!

612
00:30:22,330 --> 00:30:23,490
- - Baga... Baga beach.
- It's so beautiful.

613
00:30:23,710 --> 00:30:25,290
I wish our husbands
were here too.

614
00:30:25,330 --> 00:30:26,490
Yeah.

615
00:30:26,710 --> 00:30:28,840
Look how sweet those couples look.

616
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,090
Your husbands will show
up eventually.

617
00:30:32,170 --> 00:30:33,420
Can we go explore the beach now?

618
00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:35,250
Come on, let's enjoy ourselves.

619
00:30:35,790 --> 00:30:37,790
One minute...
we can romance wherever we want.

620
00:30:37,870 --> 00:30:39,450
Who are you to stop us?

621
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,380
I'm Santosh,
from the 'Chase Away the Romeos

622
00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:43,920
and Save the Daughter' group.

623
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:44,840
And I'm Pushpa.

624
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,090
We've got an all-India permit
to beat up the Romeos.

625
00:30:47,170 --> 00:30:48,420
What nonsense!

626
00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:50,920
No nonsense.
Better sorry than safe.

627
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,210
We're keeping you safe.

628
00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:53,500
He's a red flag.

629
00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:56,160
Your mother told us to find
out everything we can about him.

630
00:30:56,250 --> 00:30:57,210
We have all the details.

631
00:30:57,250 --> 00:30:58,040
Pushpa, tell her.

632
00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:58,740
Hmm.

633
00:30:58,870 --> 00:31:00,330
His name's Sandy?

634
00:31:00,500 --> 00:31:01,210
Yes.

635
00:31:01,290 --> 00:31:03,000
He's got a wife in Kolkata.

636
00:31:03,370 --> 00:31:04,240
That's a lie.

637
00:31:04,750 --> 00:31:06,670
We've got proof. It's not a lie.

638
00:31:06,750 --> 00:31:07,460
Pushpa, show her.

639
00:31:07,540 --> 00:31:08,590
Yes, yes.
Look...

640
00:31:08,670 --> 00:31:10,380
Anjali Chatterji.
That's your wife, isn't she?

641
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,950
You can't blackmail me.

642
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:14,000
I have a lawyer too.

643
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:15,580
- - Let me call my lawyer.
- Go ahead.

644
00:31:15,670 --> 00:31:16,710
- - He's running away.
- Sandy!

645
00:31:16,790 --> 00:31:17,710
He won't be coming back.

646
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,920
Don't be sad, be happy!

647
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,170
The Romeo ran away,
and the girl's saved.

648
00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:24,040
Yay! Very good!

649
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,200
Yes!

650
00:31:26,290 --> 00:31:27,710
- - Hubby!
- Hubby!

651
00:31:27,870 --> 00:31:28,780
Hubby! Hubby,
come click our photos!

652
00:31:28,870 --> 00:31:30,030
Coming, coming!

653
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:31,740
Take one of us... together!

654
00:31:33,330 --> 00:31:34,910
- - Like this.
- Like this.

655
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:38,700
Damn, he's roaming around
with two wives at once?

656
00:31:38,790 --> 00:31:40,500
And both of them are happy!

657
00:31:40,580 --> 00:31:41,950
Come, let's go click some
pictures over there.

658
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:42,990
Let's go.

659
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:45,660
Something's wrong.
Something's fishy.

660
00:31:45,750 --> 00:31:46,790
Yeah.

661
00:31:47,620 --> 00:31:48,910
- - Thank you.
- Enjoy your drinks, ma'am.

662
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,670
- - Hello.
- Hello.

663
00:31:50,750 --> 00:31:51,340
Honeymoon, right?

664
00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:52,130
- - Hmm.
- Hmm.

665
00:31:52,210 --> 00:31:53,000
Yes.

666
00:31:53,330 --> 00:31:54,990
You both happy together?

667
00:31:55,290 --> 00:31:56,540
- - Yes.
- Yes, why?

668
00:31:56,790 --> 00:31:58,590
Because you two have
got one husband.

669
00:31:58,710 --> 00:32:00,170
Well, everyone has one
husband, right?

670
00:32:00,250 --> 00:32:03,460
No, she means one woman
should have only one husband.

671
00:32:03,540 --> 00:32:04,840
I have only one husband.

672
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:05,590
Me too.

673
00:32:05,670 --> 00:32:06,840
Hubby! Hubby!

674
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:07,420
Yeah?

675
00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:08,250
- - Let's go, Hubby.
- Let's go, Hubby.

676
00:32:08,290 --> 00:32:08,960
Let's go, let's go, let's go.

677
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:09,670
Excuse me...

678
00:32:09,750 --> 00:32:10,590
- - Bye-bye.
- I'm tired.

679
00:32:10,670 --> 00:32:11,460
Where were you?

680
00:32:11,540 --> 00:32:13,210
I was just playing over there.

681
00:32:13,290 --> 00:32:14,590
But two women can't share one!

682
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:17,130
A woman can share an OTP,

683
00:32:17,290 --> 00:32:18,590
not a husband.

684
00:32:18,670 --> 00:32:20,170
Ma'am, something's fishy for sure.

685
00:32:20,250 --> 00:32:22,710
Get all the details on his guy.

686
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:25,670
Chase Away the Romeos
and Save the Daughter!

687
00:32:25,750 --> 00:32:26,880
Let's go, mister.

688
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:28,920
- - Done with the beach, ma'am?
- Yeah.

689
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,000
Let's go to a local church next.

690
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:32,330
Lots of couples getting
married there today...

691
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:33,780
mass wedding, you know!

692
00:32:33,870 --> 00:32:34,660
- - No.
- No.

693
00:32:34,750 --> 00:32:35,840
- - Then you should know.
- Yes.

694
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:38,210
The more you know
about Goa the better.

695
00:32:38,330 --> 00:32:38,990
Let's go.

696
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:40,490
- - Hubby! Hubby!
- Yes?

697
00:32:40,580 --> 00:32:41,450
- - Hurry up.
- Hurry up.

698
00:32:41,540 --> 00:32:42,790
- - Coming! Coming! Coming!
- Hurry up.

699
00:32:43,870 --> 00:32:45,240
You two share a hubby?

700
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:46,460
Excuse me?

701
00:32:46,540 --> 00:32:48,000
You two share one husband?

702
00:32:48,790 --> 00:32:50,000
No!

703
00:32:50,290 --> 00:32:51,750
I was afraid people would say that.

704
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:53,540
The way you both keep saying
"Hubby! Hubby!'

705
00:32:53,620 --> 00:32:55,660
people might think I'm
married to both of you.

706
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,920
That girl probably
thought the same.

707
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:00,750
That's why she said,
"You two have got one husband."

708
00:33:00,830 --> 00:33:01,280
Who?

709
00:33:01,370 --> 00:33:02,030
That girl...

710
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:03,160
It's nothing.

711
00:33:03,290 --> 00:33:05,340
No mister, his name is Hubby.
He's not our husband.

712
00:33:05,710 --> 00:33:06,630
- - Oh.
- Let's go.

713
00:33:06,710 --> 00:33:07,460
- - Let's go.
- Come on.

714
00:33:07,540 --> 00:33:09,380
- - He's not our husband.
- Nice name.

715
00:33:12,250 --> 00:33:13,130
Where are we going?

716
00:33:13,210 --> 00:33:14,130
To visit a church.

717
00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:15,130
A church?

718
00:33:15,210 --> 00:33:17,380
Yes, lots of weddings
taking place there today.

719
00:33:17,460 --> 00:33:18,340
Mass wedding, you know.

720
00:33:18,420 --> 00:33:19,420
A church where weddings
are taking place?

721
00:33:19,540 --> 00:33:20,710
No, no, no,
we are not going there.

722
00:33:20,790 --> 00:33:21,750
Why not?

723
00:33:21,870 --> 00:33:23,120
I'm Sikh!

724
00:33:23,210 --> 00:33:24,210
Take me to a Gurudwara instead.

725
00:33:24,250 --> 00:33:26,290
I'm Hindu but I'm going.

726
00:33:26,370 --> 00:33:28,030
- - And I'm Muslim and I'm going too.
- Yeah.

727
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,080
Exactly! None of us are Christian,

728
00:33:30,170 --> 00:33:30,960
so why are we going
to a church then?

729
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:32,290
- - What are you, mister?
- I'm Jain.

730
00:33:32,370 --> 00:33:33,990
See, he's Jain, even he won't go.

731
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:34,910
I'll go, sir.

732
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:36,700
Paths of faith might be different,

733
00:33:36,830 --> 00:33:38,330
but the final destination
the same for all.

734
00:33:38,420 --> 00:33:39,630
- - Heard that?
- Shut up!

735
00:33:39,710 --> 00:33:42,130
You don't even know Goa's roads
and you're giving sermons?

736
00:33:42,250 --> 00:33:43,420
We're not going to a church,

737
00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:45,630
especially not where
weddings are happening.

738
00:33:45,710 --> 00:33:46,290
Got it?

739
00:33:46,420 --> 00:33:48,170
Can't you hear me?
Stop the car.

740
00:33:50,370 --> 00:33:51,490
Alright, I stopped the car.

741
00:33:51,710 --> 00:33:52,670
The church's here.

742
00:33:53,790 --> 00:33:54,630
What?

743
00:33:56,210 --> 00:33:57,710
Damn you!

744
00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:58,710
Means?

745
00:34:00,210 --> 00:34:01,290
Where did they go?

746
00:34:01,830 --> 00:34:02,740
Wow...

747
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:05,740
Saniya... oh sorry.

748
00:34:06,330 --> 00:34:07,280
Saniya?

749
00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:11,540
It's such a beautiful church.

750
00:34:11,620 --> 00:34:12,780
Dear Lord!

751
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:14,410
It's architecture is so different!

752
00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:16,630
Never got a chance to go
to a church in Bhopal.

753
00:34:16,710 --> 00:34:17,750
You're right.

754
00:34:17,830 --> 00:34:20,080
Look at that devotee...

755
00:34:20,330 --> 00:34:21,910
does anyone pray like that?

756
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,250
I don't know,
I'm visiting a church for the first time.

757
00:34:24,460 --> 00:34:25,420
Me too.

758
00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:26,790
What's going on over there?

759
00:34:27,290 --> 00:34:28,290
Looks like a flea market.

760
00:34:28,330 --> 00:34:29,330
- - Let's go have a look?
- Hmm.

761
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:35,490
What the hell are you doing here?

762
00:34:35,580 --> 00:34:37,030
- - Both your wives...
- I saw them!

763
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:39,490
Of all places in Goa,
you had to bring them here?

764
00:34:39,580 --> 00:34:40,030
I couldn't help it.

765
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,160
I was taking them somewhere else but...

766
00:34:41,250 --> 00:34:42,340
they wanted to see a church!

767
00:34:42,420 --> 00:34:43,130
Get them out of here fast!

768
00:34:43,210 --> 00:34:43,840
Where are they?

769
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:44,500
They went that way.

770
00:34:44,580 --> 00:34:45,830
- - I'll take care of this.
- Okay.

771
00:34:46,830 --> 00:34:47,740
Why are you standing
in the middle of the road, dude?

772
00:34:47,830 --> 00:34:48,740
In the middle of the road?

773
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:51,840
Mother Mary, please help me!

774
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:53,920
You're showing me the same
two faces again and again.

775
00:34:54,170 --> 00:34:56,130
Where's the girl I'm supposed
to marry today?

776
00:35:08,580 --> 00:35:10,620
Parth, what happened?

777
00:35:10,710 --> 00:35:11,710
All okay?

778
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,630
Jenny... I can't marry you.

779
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:16,870
What?

780
00:35:18,290 --> 00:35:19,710
What are you saying?

781
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:21,380
My dad just sent me a message.

782
00:35:21,790 --> 00:35:24,420
If I marry you, he'll disown me...

783
00:35:24,710 --> 00:35:26,340
no house, no business, no money.

784
00:35:26,420 --> 00:35:28,340
So what? You'll leave me?

785
00:35:28,420 --> 00:35:29,040
Sorry Jenny.

786
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:31,080
I can't fight my dad.

787
00:35:31,710 --> 00:35:33,250
Girlfriends come and go,

788
00:35:33,330 --> 00:35:35,200
but rich dads don't.

789
00:35:35,330 --> 00:35:37,370
Parth, can't you see
how much she loves you?

790
00:35:37,460 --> 00:35:38,170
What's wrong with you?

791
00:35:38,250 --> 00:35:41,040
I really love you, Parth... please.

792
00:35:42,330 --> 00:35:43,200
Parth!

793
00:35:43,710 --> 00:35:44,540
Parth!

794
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:49,620
Jenny, don't cry.

795
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,870
Jenny? Jenny? Jenny,
are you listening to me?

796
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,250
You believe in God, right?

797
00:35:57,330 --> 00:35:59,450
Then trust His plan.

798
00:35:59,620 --> 00:36:00,780
Maybe Parth wasn't made for you.

799
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:02,710
God must have someone else for you,

800
00:36:04,170 --> 00:36:06,040
and you'll definitely meet him.

801
00:36:06,210 --> 00:36:07,170
Believe me.

802
00:36:07,790 --> 00:36:10,090
Jenny? Jenny,
are you listening to me?

803
00:36:10,170 --> 00:36:11,750
- - Please help! Somebody please...
- What happened? Oh...

804
00:36:11,830 --> 00:36:13,240
Excuse me...
Hello?

805
00:36:13,460 --> 00:36:14,290
Hey!

806
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:15,750
Are you okay?

807
00:36:16,290 --> 00:36:17,420
Please save her life, son.

808
00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:19,000
- - Please help her.
- What's wrong?

809
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:20,580
She's having trouble breathing.

810
00:36:20,670 --> 00:36:21,750
You'll have to give her CPR.

811
00:36:21,830 --> 00:36:22,660
CPR? Me?

812
00:36:22,830 --> 00:36:24,120
- - Yeah, please, help her.
- Okay.

813
00:36:24,210 --> 00:36:26,130
Please, please, please...

814
00:36:26,620 --> 00:36:27,660
I'll go bring some water.

815
00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:39,380
Are you okay?

816
00:36:43,790 --> 00:36:45,040
Feeling better?

817
00:36:47,830 --> 00:36:49,740
You believe in God, right?

818
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,340
Then trust His plan.

819
00:36:52,420 --> 00:36:53,960
Maybe Parth wasn't made for you.

820
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:55,960
God must have someone else for you,

821
00:36:56,170 --> 00:36:58,380
and you'll definitely meet him.

822
00:36:58,460 --> 00:36:59,790
Believe me.

823
00:37:02,460 --> 00:37:04,090
I like how everyone's wearing pink.

824
00:37:05,420 --> 00:37:06,460
I'm so dead.

825
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,590
Can I give you some more CPR...
I mean...

826
00:37:14,540 --> 00:37:16,340
Some couples do it anywhere!

827
00:37:17,210 --> 00:37:18,250
Lucky girl.

828
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,210
Thank God he found Saniya.

829
00:37:28,750 --> 00:37:29,960
That's his girlfriend,

830
00:37:30,170 --> 00:37:31,590
why are you two getting jealous?

831
00:37:31,670 --> 00:37:32,750
Get out of here.

832
00:37:36,620 --> 00:37:39,280
It's time to get my brother married.

833
00:37:39,870 --> 00:37:41,950
Everyone please proceed
to the church.

834
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:45,450
I was saying,
now that we are already here...

835
00:37:45,670 --> 00:37:46,840
Jenny, are you okay?

836
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:47,710
Yes, Aunty.

837
00:37:48,330 --> 00:37:49,160
Shall we?

838
00:37:49,250 --> 00:37:50,090
Hmm.

839
00:37:50,330 --> 00:37:51,280
Come.

840
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:56,160
Help me, God.

841
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:14,920
Now as you stand in front of God,

842
00:38:15,290 --> 00:38:18,880
and His church,
you will all exchange vows,

843
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,590
committing yourselves
to each other,

844
00:38:21,790 --> 00:38:25,250
in love, trust, and faith.

845
00:38:25,580 --> 00:38:27,450
Grooms, tell your names.

846
00:38:27,540 --> 00:38:28,790
- - Tony.
- Michael.

847
00:38:30,210 --> 00:38:30,880
Michael.

848
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,420
Take your to-be wife's names.

849
00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:33,340
- - Julie.
- Sofia.

850
00:38:33,420 --> 00:38:34,460
Jenny.

851
00:38:34,670 --> 00:38:36,590
Yes. Jenny.

852
00:38:36,670 --> 00:38:37,960
Say I do.

853
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:39,030
I do.

854
00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:42,840
I have to do...

855
00:38:43,670 --> 00:38:44,630
I do.

856
00:38:47,670 --> 00:38:49,750
Brides, tell your names.

857
00:38:49,830 --> 00:38:50,660
- - Julie.
- Jenny.

858
00:38:50,750 --> 00:38:51,710
Jenny.

859
00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:53,280
Your to-be husband's names.

860
00:38:53,580 --> 00:38:54,370
Michael.

861
00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:57,250
Do you take him to be your
lawfully wedded husband

862
00:38:57,370 --> 00:38:59,740
as long as both of you shall live?

863
00:39:00,210 --> 00:39:01,040
Say... I do.

864
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:02,080
- - I do.
- I do.

865
00:39:02,170 --> 00:39:02,880
I do.

866
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,540
By this authority vested to me,

867
00:39:05,870 --> 00:39:09,450
I now pronounce you
husband and wife.

868
00:39:10,210 --> 00:39:12,040
What God has put together,

869
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:14,370
let no one put asunder.

870
00:39:14,670 --> 00:39:15,790
You may kiss the bride.

871
00:39:21,620 --> 00:39:23,160
We haven't even kissed yet.

872
00:39:23,420 --> 00:39:24,540
We haven't either.

873
00:39:28,250 --> 00:39:29,630
That's the best part
about Christian weddings...

874
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:32,040
they get to taste the goodies
right away.

875
00:39:32,210 --> 00:39:34,670
I say, we should taste
the goodies too.

876
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:38,790
I miss Mohan.

877
00:39:38,870 --> 00:39:39,740
I miss Mehmood.

878
00:39:39,830 --> 00:39:40,740
I miss him.

879
00:39:45,870 --> 00:39:49,370
Congratulations,
bro, you finally tied the knot!

880
00:39:49,670 --> 00:39:50,790
Why don't you meet your
sister-in-law first?

881
00:39:50,870 --> 00:39:51,740
Sure...

882
00:39:52,710 --> 00:39:53,710
Hi.

883
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:55,780
Jenny.

884
00:39:56,290 --> 00:39:57,500
My friend, Hubby.

885
00:39:59,170 --> 00:39:59,630
Hubby,

886
00:39:59,710 --> 00:40:01,960
Those flowers are for funerals.

887
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:04,490
It's fine, it's all the same.
Flowers are flowers.

888
00:40:04,580 --> 00:40:05,580
Yeah.

889
00:40:05,870 --> 00:40:06,450
Shall we leave?

890
00:40:06,540 --> 00:40:09,540
Son, as per our ritual
you be his best man

891
00:40:09,620 --> 00:40:11,330
and walk Jenny
to the wedding car.

892
00:40:11,420 --> 00:40:12,210
Of course, Aunty.

893
00:40:12,250 --> 00:40:13,290
Go ahead, Best Man.

894
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:19,240
Let's go, Old Lady.

895
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,000
Who do you call "Old Lady"?

896
00:40:22,330 --> 00:40:23,580
I thought since we are in Goa,

897
00:40:23,670 --> 00:40:25,540
we should pray for all our daughters.

898
00:40:25,620 --> 00:40:26,530
Exactly!

899
00:40:26,620 --> 00:40:29,240
Because prevention
is cure than better.

900
00:40:29,370 --> 00:40:30,830
- - Then what?
- Yes, ma'am.

901
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:31,880
Yes.

902
00:40:32,170 --> 00:40:35,340
Hey, this guy's gotten
married a third time!

903
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,840
Daughters will only be safe
when such Romeos get scourged.

904
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:39,500
Scourged, ma'am?

905
00:40:39,580 --> 00:40:40,580
- - Punishment.
- Yes, ma'am.

906
00:40:40,670 --> 00:40:41,920
- - Let's leg a break.
- Huh?

907
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000
Break a leg.
Let's break his legs!

908
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:44,870
Yes, ma'am.

909
00:40:45,250 --> 00:40:46,250
Father...

910
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,750
Father, I have a confession to make.

911
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:52,160
Please tell me.

912
00:40:52,250 --> 00:40:53,840
God will help you.

913
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:55,750
Jesus will guide you.

914
00:40:56,170 --> 00:40:58,340
- - Father, there's this girl I love.
- Hmm.

915
00:40:58,460 --> 00:41:00,380
For her, I turned from Hindu to Muslim,

916
00:41:00,830 --> 00:41:02,280
then to Christian.

917
00:41:02,790 --> 00:41:04,460
Didn't get her though...

918
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,210
but I did end up with three wives,
one from each religion.

919
00:41:07,250 --> 00:41:08,750
There is no power and no
strength except with Allah!

920
00:41:09,170 --> 00:41:10,590
What did you just say, Father?

921
00:41:10,670 --> 00:41:14,630
I studied Urdu and Arabic
along with English.

922
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:17,490
Son, what you did was not right.

923
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:22,290
You can't deceive three women
by marrying three times.

924
00:41:22,370 --> 00:41:24,080
I didn't deceive anyone.

925
00:41:24,210 --> 00:41:25,710
I was the one who
has been deceived.

926
00:41:26,580 --> 00:41:30,330
You tell me,
should I go find my love, or not?

927
00:41:30,710 --> 00:41:32,250
I'll say this...

928
00:41:32,540 --> 00:41:34,290
forget the fourth one,

929
00:41:34,750 --> 00:41:36,000
and if possible,

930
00:41:36,170 --> 00:41:39,000
tell the other three the truth.

931
00:41:39,290 --> 00:41:41,590
If they hear the truth, they'll die.

932
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:44,130
And if I don't get the fourth one,
then I'll die.

933
00:41:44,420 --> 00:41:45,790
Because the fourth one
is actually the first one.

934
00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:47,710
I'll marry her, no matter what.

935
00:41:47,790 --> 00:41:50,250
Oh Lord, have mercy!

936
00:41:50,790 --> 00:41:52,130
Father, you know Sanskrit too?

937
00:41:52,210 --> 00:41:53,170
Of course.

938
00:41:53,290 --> 00:41:55,090
People think if I'm a Father,

939
00:41:55,170 --> 00:41:56,250
I'll only speak English.

940
00:41:56,290 --> 00:41:57,630
That's not true.

941
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:02,160
You can pray to God
in any language.

942
00:42:02,250 --> 00:42:03,090
Okay.

943
00:42:03,290 --> 00:42:05,840
Now I'd like to know more
about you.

944
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:06,920
Okay, Father.

945
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:08,620
You're from Goa?

946
00:42:08,790 --> 00:42:10,460
No, from Bhopal.

947
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:12,000
What's your name?

948
00:42:14,370 --> 00:42:16,240
What's your name?
Come on, tell me, don't feel shy.

949
00:42:17,420 --> 00:42:19,670
Hello, Bhopali?!

950
00:42:20,210 --> 00:42:21,420
Bho... Bhopali!

951
00:42:22,750 --> 00:42:23,670
Hey!

952
00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:24,630
Where did he go?

953
00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:28,460
Huh?

954
00:42:29,210 --> 00:42:30,340
Where did he go?

955
00:42:31,290 --> 00:42:32,500
See, I know Konkani too.

956
00:42:34,460 --> 00:42:37,210
That's exactly what I'd say...
stop chasing Saniya now.

957
00:42:37,460 --> 00:42:38,840
There are many religions in India...

958
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:40,340
at this rate, you'll end up getting
married once in each.

959
00:42:40,420 --> 00:42:41,380
So should I just forget her?

960
00:42:41,460 --> 00:42:44,040
Don't forget her,
but don't remember her either.

961
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:49,000
Look over there.

962
00:42:49,170 --> 00:42:50,630
Keep the ones you have happy.

963
00:42:53,710 --> 00:42:56,540
They're only happy only until
they don't know about each other.

964
00:42:56,620 --> 00:42:57,990
They won't know about each other.

965
00:42:58,830 --> 00:43:00,410
Meera stays with your parents,

966
00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:02,120
Ruhi stays with her parents,

967
00:43:02,210 --> 00:43:03,040
and as for Jenny...

968
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:04,700
we'll find a new house
in Bhopal for her.

969
00:43:04,790 --> 00:43:06,090
All three of them will be happy.

970
00:43:07,370 --> 00:43:08,280
Good idea.

971
00:43:09,870 --> 00:43:12,240
Now all three of them will be
together only in my dreams.

972
00:43:28,170 --> 00:43:31,710
With the first one,
I locked my gaze,

973
00:43:31,870 --> 00:43:35,620
With the second,
I promised in haze.

974
00:43:35,750 --> 00:43:39,500
With the first one,
I locked my gaze,

975
00:43:39,620 --> 00:43:43,410
With the second,
I promised in haze.

976
00:43:43,540 --> 00:43:47,630
The third one broke her every word,

977
00:43:47,710 --> 00:43:51,170
All three betrayed me, how absurd.

978
00:43:51,290 --> 00:43:53,880
The birds ate their fill,
then flew away,

979
00:43:55,250 --> 00:43:57,210
The birds ate their fill,
then flew away,

980
00:43:57,290 --> 00:43:59,090
And never returned to me that day.

981
00:43:59,170 --> 00:44:01,000
First one soars touching the sky,

982
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:02,990
Second one soars flying high,

983
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:04,950
Third one soars none can deny,

984
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:06,960
I was left alone, high and dry.

985
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:08,790
First one soars touching the sky,

986
00:44:08,870 --> 00:44:10,740
Second one soars flying high,

987
00:44:10,830 --> 00:44:12,620
Third one soars none can deny,

988
00:44:12,710 --> 00:44:14,670
I was left alone, high and dry.

989
00:44:30,670 --> 00:44:34,210
The first was beautiful,
gentle, and fair,

990
00:44:34,250 --> 00:44:38,340
She sought my heart
with her steady stare.

991
00:44:38,420 --> 00:44:42,250
She sought my heart on the sly,

992
00:44:42,330 --> 00:44:45,910
And not for a moment did she shy.

993
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,420
She looked at me and stole my peace,

994
00:44:49,670 --> 00:44:51,540
She looked at me and stole my peace,

995
00:44:51,620 --> 00:44:53,700
Now she's gone and I am not at ease.

996
00:44:53,790 --> 00:44:55,630
First one soars touching the sky,

997
00:44:55,710 --> 00:44:57,590
Second one soars flying high,

998
00:44:57,670 --> 00:44:59,630
Third one soars none can deny,

999
00:44:59,710 --> 00:45:01,500
I was left alone, high and dry.

1000
00:45:01,580 --> 00:45:03,410
First one soars touching the sky,

1001
00:45:03,500 --> 00:45:05,420
Second one soars flying high,

1002
00:45:05,500 --> 00:45:07,290
Third one soars none can deny,

1003
00:45:07,370 --> 00:45:09,200
I was left alone, high and dry.

1004
00:45:09,330 --> 00:45:11,240
Listen to my love story, bro,

1005
00:45:11,290 --> 00:45:13,250
There was one king
with three queens in tow,

1006
00:45:13,290 --> 00:45:15,170
He was having a time
of his life you know,

1007
00:45:15,250 --> 00:45:17,380
He was enjoying himself for sure.

1008
00:45:17,460 --> 00:45:19,380
The first was a maiden
so soft and bright,

1009
00:45:19,460 --> 00:45:21,250
The second one wounded
my pride on sight.

1010
00:45:21,330 --> 00:45:23,030
While dodging the third
with no luck,

1011
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:24,990
I got love-struck,

1012
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:26,910
Who all do I love?

1013
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,840
What all do I surrender
in the name of love?

1014
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:30,840
Three riders squeezed on
a single seat,

1015
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:32,500
Which one do I loose,
which one do I keep?

1016
00:45:32,580 --> 00:45:34,700
His name's in the papers,
a rising star,

1017
00:45:34,790 --> 00:45:36,630
This dude's counted among superstars.

1018
00:45:36,710 --> 00:45:38,630
My heart's rooms are crowded,
every door's full,

1019
00:45:38,710 --> 00:45:42,460
Who do I welcome, and who do I pull?

1020
00:45:42,540 --> 00:45:46,840
Who do I welcome,
and who do I pull?

1021
00:45:48,370 --> 00:45:50,280
First one soars touching the sky,

1022
00:45:50,370 --> 00:45:52,280
Second one soars flying high,

1023
00:45:52,330 --> 00:45:54,160
Third one soars none can deny,

1024
00:45:54,250 --> 00:45:56,210
I was left alone, high and dry.

1025
00:45:56,290 --> 00:45:58,000
First one soars touching the sky,

1026
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:00,080
Second one soars flying high,

1027
00:46:00,170 --> 00:46:01,920
Third one soars none can deny,

1028
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,290
I was left alone, high and dry.

1029
00:46:25,790 --> 00:46:27,380
Bro, Jenny really liked the house.

1030
00:46:27,460 --> 00:46:28,540
- - Really?
- Yeah.

1031
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:32,530
When a man gets a wife,
his home is made, right?

1032
00:46:32,620 --> 00:46:35,490
And if he gets three,
he's got three homes made.

1033
00:46:35,580 --> 00:46:36,740
You'll get me into trouble,
you rascal!

1034
00:46:36,830 --> 00:46:37,740
Keep your voice down.

1035
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:38,630
Sorry.

1036
00:46:42,750 --> 00:46:43,500
Hello?

1037
00:46:44,580 --> 00:46:45,450
Hello, Uncle.

1038
00:46:46,250 --> 00:46:47,290
Yes, of course.

1039
00:46:47,710 --> 00:46:48,540
Sure thing.

1040
00:46:48,670 --> 00:46:49,630
Of course.

1041
00:46:49,750 --> 00:46:53,210
Bro, Surleen's family likes me!

1042
00:46:53,250 --> 00:46:54,840
We're going to meet them Sunday.

1043
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,210
Finally, I'll be set too.

1044
00:46:57,290 --> 00:46:58,540
- - Congratulations, my boy.
- Thank you.

1045
00:46:58,620 --> 00:46:59,700
That is great news.

1046
00:47:02,750 --> 00:47:03,500
Police?

1047
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:35,040
Mr...?

1048
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:37,170
Michael.

1049
00:47:38,370 --> 00:47:41,830
D.D.... Inspector David D'Costa.

1050
00:47:43,540 --> 00:47:44,670
Goa Police.

1051
00:47:45,790 --> 00:47:47,750
What brings you here, sir?

1052
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:49,410
I'm looking for a man

1053
00:47:50,210 --> 00:47:53,670
who's had three weddings
in three different religions...

1054
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:57,630
and apparently,
he's hunting for a fourth wife now.

1055
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:01,340
Sir, the thing is...

1056
00:48:01,420 --> 00:48:03,590
Hey Brother, you're here!

1057
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:06,040
Yes, Jenny!

1058
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:07,490
Sister, I'm finally here.

1059
00:48:08,290 --> 00:48:09,380
Brother?

1060
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:14,920
And look what I did to your husband!

1061
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:16,490
Relax, it was a prank.

1062
00:48:16,670 --> 00:48:17,710
What prank?

1063
00:48:18,580 --> 00:48:20,280
Actually, I came here for a case.

1064
00:48:20,500 --> 00:48:24,170
A man who changed faiths
three times and married thrice.

1065
00:48:24,500 --> 00:48:26,090
I joked that this guy was him...

1066
00:48:26,210 --> 00:48:28,170
and he got scared like hell.

1067
00:48:30,170 --> 00:48:31,250
What's your name, by the way?

1068
00:48:31,290 --> 00:48:33,420
Moh... Mohichel... Michael.

1069
00:48:33,500 --> 00:48:36,250
See, he's so scared
he can't even say his name.

1070
00:48:36,420 --> 00:48:39,340
Don't be so scared,
Michael, or she will kill me.

1071
00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:41,500
She's the only person in this whole
world I'm actually scared of, got it?

1072
00:48:41,580 --> 00:48:42,330
Hmm.

1073
00:48:42,420 --> 00:48:44,460
And anyway, I respect you.

1074
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:46,000
You're a gentleman.

1075
00:48:46,370 --> 00:48:49,910
When Jenny's boyfriend ran away,
you married her.

1076
00:48:50,330 --> 00:48:52,830
I told her from the start not
to marry that guy.

1077
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:56,670
Only a Christian boy can truly
understand a Christian girl.

1078
00:48:56,830 --> 00:48:57,910
Like you do, Michael.

1079
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:00,240
Even if I stay at your place

1080
00:49:00,460 --> 00:49:02,590
and serve you all my life,
it won't be enough.

1081
00:49:02,710 --> 00:49:04,630
No sir, please go today itself.

1082
00:49:04,710 --> 00:49:07,460
I can't let you serve me forever.

1083
00:49:07,540 --> 00:49:08,210
Correct.

1084
00:49:09,420 --> 00:49:10,290
He's funny.

1085
00:49:10,370 --> 00:49:11,910
I like him. I...

1086
00:49:13,210 --> 00:49:14,090
I like him.

1087
00:49:14,210 --> 00:49:16,960
Brother, you used
to handle murder cases.

1088
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:18,500
Who gave you this three-
marriage case?

1089
00:49:18,670 --> 00:49:20,840
Father Anthony.

1090
00:49:21,420 --> 00:49:22,750
I want you to go to Bhopal

1091
00:49:23,580 --> 00:49:25,780
and find out about that boy.

1092
00:49:26,290 --> 00:49:28,290
I don't want the fourth girl's life

1093
00:49:28,330 --> 00:49:30,830
to get ruined because of him.

1094
00:49:31,710 --> 00:49:33,040
Father, you saw his face?

1095
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:36,330
No, he ran off before I could.

1096
00:49:36,500 --> 00:49:37,960
That was close.

1097
00:49:38,710 --> 00:49:39,460
Huh?

1098
00:49:40,330 --> 00:49:41,450
He got away from you!

1099
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:44,500
If Father had seen him,
he'd be caught by now.

1100
00:49:44,710 --> 00:49:46,290
I still won't let him get away.

1101
00:49:46,580 --> 00:49:48,280
I'll make sure he pays.

1102
00:49:48,540 --> 00:49:50,040
Come Brother,
I'll show you the house.

1103
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:52,280
Sorry Jenny, I couldn't attend
your wedding because I knew...

1104
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:55,530
Now I can't even file
a missing report for Saniya

1105
00:49:55,620 --> 00:49:59,080
Because if I do, DD will know
I'm the guy he's looking for.

1106
00:49:59,250 --> 00:50:01,380
But why file a report for her at all?

1107
00:50:01,750 --> 00:50:03,250
She's her own person.

1108
00:50:03,370 --> 00:50:04,660
She came into your life
when she wanted

1109
00:50:04,750 --> 00:50:06,460
and left when she wanted.

1110
00:50:06,670 --> 00:50:07,750
It's not like that.

1111
00:50:08,170 --> 00:50:09,670
I just hope she's not
in some kind of trouble.

1112
00:50:09,870 --> 00:50:11,830
Bro, who could be
in more trouble than you?

1113
00:50:12,210 --> 00:50:14,880
Most can't handle one home
and you're juggling three.

1114
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:16,240
Look at him talk.

1115
00:50:17,170 --> 00:50:17,840
Yes, Meera?

1116
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:18,790
Come home quick.

1117
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:19,710
What happened?

1118
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,880
Father's arranged a music
concert at home.

1119
00:50:22,330 --> 00:50:23,410
A music concert?

1120
00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:24,250
Hmm.

1121
00:50:24,290 --> 00:50:26,290
Since when does your
father like singing and dancing?

1122
00:50:26,420 --> 00:50:30,420
The groom looks handsome,
you know...

1123
00:50:30,500 --> 00:50:34,790
The groom looks handsome, you know...

1124
00:50:34,870 --> 00:50:39,160
The bride looks bestowed.

1125
00:50:39,460 --> 00:50:41,250
Be still my heart!

1126
00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:43,420
Be still my heart!

1127
00:50:43,670 --> 00:50:45,460
Be still my heart!

1128
00:50:45,540 --> 00:50:47,710
Be still my heart!

1129
00:50:48,330 --> 00:50:49,450
Mohan's here.

1130
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,790
Be still my heart!

1131
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:53,870
Be still my heart!

1132
00:50:54,330 --> 00:50:55,780
Be still my heart!

1133
00:50:56,170 --> 00:50:57,750
You call this a concert?

1134
00:50:57,830 --> 00:50:59,280
Who else did you expect,
Honey Singh?

1135
00:50:59,370 --> 00:51:02,200
I'm the real honey.

1136
00:51:02,330 --> 00:51:03,830
Honey needs money.

1137
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:05,500
Cough up Rs. 50,000.

1138
00:51:05,580 --> 00:51:07,410
Hey, I danced too...

1139
00:51:07,620 --> 00:51:08,910
deduct Rs. 20,000 for that.

1140
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:12,790
Not Rs. 20,000, I'll give you
Rs. 50,000 if you come with us.

1141
00:51:12,870 --> 00:51:14,580
We've got five more houses to go.

1142
00:51:14,670 --> 00:51:15,290
What?!

1143
00:51:15,420 --> 00:51:18,590
We won't settle for a penny
less than Rs. 50,000!

1144
00:51:18,670 --> 00:51:19,960
Yes!

1145
00:51:20,170 --> 00:51:21,920
Because you get married only once.

1146
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:23,090
Yes!

1147
00:51:23,170 --> 00:51:24,420
What if someone's married
three times?

1148
00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:26,670
That'd be one
and a half lakh for three wives.

1149
00:51:26,870 --> 00:51:27,660
What?

1150
00:51:27,790 --> 00:51:29,750
Who'd be mad enough
to marry three times?

1151
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:31,340
Not wives ... babies

1152
00:51:31,420 --> 00:51:32,840
They go for baby blessings too, right?

1153
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:34,630
Yeah, we do.

1154
00:51:34,790 --> 00:51:37,000
- - We went to bless Farah Khan's babies.
- Yes.

1155
00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:39,990
She gave us one and a
half lakh rupees for three kids.

1156
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:42,870
Do you take money or donate some
if someone gets a kid like him?

1157
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:44,710
We give a ten percent discount...

1158
00:51:44,790 --> 00:51:46,960
dry fruits extra.

1159
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:48,380
- - Heard that?
- Fine, let it go.

1160
00:51:48,500 --> 00:51:49,840
Here's Rs. 50,000.

1161
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:53,250
And listen, come back she has a baby.

1162
00:51:53,370 --> 00:51:55,620
I'll give you more.

1163
00:51:55,870 --> 00:51:57,870
- Be still my heart!
- Music!

1164
00:51:58,040 --> 00:51:59,710
Be still my heart!

1165
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:02,030
Be still my heart!

1166
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:03,660
Be still my heart!

1167
00:52:03,830 --> 00:52:05,410
Be still my heart!

1168
00:52:05,620 --> 00:52:07,330
Be still my heart!

1169
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:09,250
Get in.

1170
00:52:09,620 --> 00:52:12,240
Be still my heart!

1171
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,080
- - Let's go.
- Bye-bye!

1172
00:52:21,750 --> 00:52:24,340
They made Rs. 50,000
in just five minutes.

1173
00:52:24,420 --> 00:52:25,210
Yeah, they did.

1174
00:52:25,250 --> 00:52:27,750
Think seeing that money's making
you want to switch careers?

1175
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:29,630
Why would I?

1176
00:52:29,870 --> 00:52:32,740
Well, you dance pretty well yourself.

1177
00:52:32,830 --> 00:52:33,450
Yeah.

1178
00:52:33,540 --> 00:52:35,630
I was dancing because
I was happy for my son.

1179
00:52:35,710 --> 00:52:36,710
True.

1180
00:52:36,790 --> 00:52:38,420
You should do something too.

1181
00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:41,250
I'm... I'm organizing
a prayer gathering.

1182
00:52:41,500 --> 00:52:42,500
Good idea, Mom.

1183
00:52:42,620 --> 00:52:44,370
I'm open to anything
that helps my story.

1184
00:52:44,540 --> 00:52:46,090
Mehmood!

1185
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:49,130
Mehmood!

1186
00:52:49,710 --> 00:52:50,880
That...

1187
00:52:51,250 --> 00:52:52,210
Hey Mehmood?

1188
00:52:52,330 --> 00:52:53,530
Mehmood?

1189
00:52:54,370 --> 00:52:56,080
Mohan's father looks confused.

1190
00:52:56,250 --> 00:52:58,170
Who's that yelling
Mahmood outside our house?

1191
00:52:58,420 --> 00:52:59,340
Well...

1192
00:52:59,870 --> 00:53:02,240
Told you, stop taking loans
under fake names!

1193
00:53:02,370 --> 00:53:03,780
Now people are showing up
at my door!

1194
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:05,590
You wait here, Father,
I'll handle this.

1195
00:53:06,710 --> 00:53:07,790
Guppy.

1196
00:53:07,870 --> 00:53:09,080
Uncle, it's Hubby.

1197
00:53:09,290 --> 00:53:12,380
Hubby, you shouldn't borrow money.

1198
00:53:12,540 --> 00:53:13,130
Yes.

1199
00:53:13,250 --> 00:53:14,540
What are you doing here,
Mr. Mirza?

1200
00:53:14,670 --> 00:53:15,630
I'm here to get you.

1201
00:53:15,750 --> 00:53:18,130
Why don't you tell your
father you married into my family

1202
00:53:18,210 --> 00:53:19,130
and you stay with us now?

1203
00:53:19,210 --> 00:53:20,540
I would've...
if I had actually married Saniya.

1204
00:53:20,620 --> 00:53:21,240
What should I tell him now?

1205
00:53:21,290 --> 00:53:23,040
That I couldn't marry Saniya
and I am known as Mehmood now?

1206
00:53:23,170 --> 00:53:23,920
He'd not only throw me out,

1207
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:25,210
he'd shut down the restaurant too.

1208
00:53:25,290 --> 00:53:26,710
Then what would I feed
the three wives?

1209
00:53:26,870 --> 00:53:27,780
Three wives?!

1210
00:53:28,370 --> 00:53:29,870
- - Well, three... one's mine.
- Yeah.

1211
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:30,880
- - Your wife.
- Okay.

1212
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:32,090
- - And my father's wife.
- Got it.

1213
00:53:32,170 --> 00:53:33,000
So, three wives in total, right?

1214
00:53:33,170 --> 00:53:34,750
- - Let's go.
- Yes, let's go.

1215
00:53:35,420 --> 00:53:37,750
But you're a Sikh.

1216
00:53:38,330 --> 00:53:40,910
How did he even believe
you could be Mehmood?

1217
00:53:42,170 --> 00:53:43,170
He's a drunk, Uncle.

1218
00:53:43,250 --> 00:53:44,460
Completely madâ
keeps blabbering random stuff.

1219
00:53:44,580 --> 00:53:45,410
Today he's shouting Mehmood,

1220
00:53:45,500 --> 00:53:47,090
yesterday it was Amrood (Guava).

1221
00:53:47,420 --> 00:53:48,420
Amrood?

1222
00:53:50,370 --> 00:53:52,450
Mr. Mirza, you can't keep showing
up at my place every day.

1223
00:53:52,620 --> 00:53:53,370
I'll come here on my own.

1224
00:53:53,460 --> 00:53:54,460
It's okay.

1225
00:53:54,710 --> 00:53:57,750
We won't take a penny less.

1226
00:53:57,830 --> 00:53:59,280
- - We need to head back, Mr. Mirza.
- Why?

1227
00:53:59,330 --> 00:54:00,700
I'm missing home.

1228
00:54:00,790 --> 00:54:02,210
Cough up Rs. 50,000!

1229
00:54:02,250 --> 00:54:05,130
I don't have Rs. 50,000
and my husband's not home either!

1230
00:54:05,210 --> 00:54:07,710
Who does the man always
hands the cash to?

1231
00:54:07,790 --> 00:54:08,840
To his wife.

1232
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:10,420
It is not so.

1233
00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:11,420
Abba is here.

1234
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:13,420
Look, Mr. Mirza's here.

1235
00:54:14,210 --> 00:54:20,380
Mirza's here! Mirza's here!
Mirza's here!

1236
00:54:20,460 --> 00:54:21,460
Hey!

1237
00:54:24,420 --> 00:54:28,090
How much are you going to gift us
for your daughter's wedding, Mr. Mirza?

1238
00:54:28,170 --> 00:54:29,290
I'm not going to give you anything.

1239
00:54:29,370 --> 00:54:32,030
He's the one who'll be
giving it to you.

1240
00:54:32,540 --> 00:54:34,170
We've already taken it from him.

1241
00:54:34,290 --> 00:54:35,250
- - You have?
- Yes.

1242
00:54:35,330 --> 00:54:36,200
Then leave.

1243
00:54:36,250 --> 00:54:37,170
Why should we leave?

1244
00:54:37,250 --> 00:54:39,380
Make your son-in-law pay.

1245
00:54:39,460 --> 00:54:41,960
He's my son-in-law.

1246
00:54:42,370 --> 00:54:43,240
I'll be damned.

1247
00:54:43,710 --> 00:54:45,590
Two places, mister?

1248
00:54:45,750 --> 00:54:46,880
- - Two places?
- Two places?

1249
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:49,040
They've got to go to two
more places to visit.

1250
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:50,910
They don't perform at just one spot.
Pay them and send them off.

1251
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:52,540
Where will I get Rs. 50,000 from?

1252
00:54:53,370 --> 00:54:57,530
Not 50,000... now we want 55,000.

1253
00:54:57,670 --> 00:54:58,590
What, you're charging GST now?

1254
00:54:58,670 --> 00:55:00,670
Yes, we are.

1255
00:55:00,830 --> 00:55:06,530
The groom's face seems one I know,

1256
00:55:06,710 --> 00:55:10,960
The groom's face seems one I know,

1257
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:15,630
Looks like Mirza's oblivious, though.

1258
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:20,250
Looks like Mirza's oblivious, though.

1259
00:55:20,420 --> 00:55:24,750
Looks like Mirza's oblivious, though.

1260
00:55:24,870 --> 00:55:28,990
Some things are better handled quietly,

1261
00:55:29,620 --> 00:55:33,950
Look, the groom is begging helplessly.

1262
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:35,080
So?

1263
00:55:35,460 --> 00:55:39,590
55,000! Give me 55, 000!

1264
00:55:39,710 --> 00:55:43,380
55,000! 55,000! 55,000!

1265
00:55:43,500 --> 00:55:46,840
Look bro... uh, sis,
there's a cash issue.

1266
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:48,040
I don't have any on me.

1267
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:49,160
Then take out your phone.

1268
00:55:49,370 --> 00:55:50,080
For a selfie?

1269
00:55:50,170 --> 00:55:52,790
Not for a selfie,
for online payment.

1270
00:55:52,870 --> 00:55:53,740
Your phone number?

1271
00:55:53,830 --> 00:55:54,830
You don't need my number.

1272
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:56,250
We carry QR Codes now...

1273
00:55:56,500 --> 00:55:57,340
QR Codes?

1274
00:55:57,500 --> 00:55:58,500
Yeah, QR Codes.

1275
00:55:58,580 --> 00:56:00,200
Here, scan it.

1276
00:56:01,580 --> 00:56:03,370
Come on, scan it...
we've advanced too.

1277
00:56:03,580 --> 00:56:05,240
- - Done.
- 55,000 received.

1278
00:56:06,500 --> 00:56:10,630
The groom looks handsome, you know...

1279
00:56:10,870 --> 00:56:12,910
The bride looks bestowed.

1280
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,340
Let's go, people!

1281
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:18,950
The groom looks handsome, you know...

1282
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:21,240
Where are you going?
Your wife's over there.

1283
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:26,710
Michael,
I've got a complaint against you.

1284
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:27,540
What?

1285
00:56:28,420 --> 00:56:30,250
You only have breakfast with me...

1286
00:56:30,370 --> 00:56:32,410
so who do you have lunch
and dinner with?

1287
00:56:32,750 --> 00:56:33,920
I do it at our restaurant.

1288
00:56:34,540 --> 00:56:36,170
- - I eat there with this idiot.
- Obviously.

1289
00:56:36,250 --> 00:56:37,460
It's not like he's got two other wives

1290
00:56:37,540 --> 00:56:39,340
that he'd have lunch with one
and dinner with the other.

1291
00:56:39,420 --> 00:56:40,040
Right?

1292
00:56:40,250 --> 00:56:41,210
Obviously.

1293
00:56:41,290 --> 00:56:42,040
Pass me the knife.

1294
00:56:42,290 --> 00:56:43,130
Why?

1295
00:56:43,330 --> 00:56:44,370
Need to cut his tongue.

1296
00:56:44,710 --> 00:56:45,670
He's a jinx.

1297
00:56:45,830 --> 00:56:48,490
Why would anyone who has such
a lovely wife have two other wives?

1298
00:56:48,620 --> 00:56:49,740
That's exactly what I said.

1299
00:56:49,870 --> 00:56:51,490
You should talk less. You...

1300
00:56:52,460 --> 00:56:53,630
By the way, where's your brother?

1301
00:56:53,750 --> 00:56:54,590
Haven't seen him around.

1302
00:56:54,710 --> 00:56:56,000
He's gone out for some work.

1303
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:56,950
He went back to Goa?

1304
00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:58,420
Not that far.

1305
00:56:58,830 --> 00:57:00,080
You know tomorrow's my birthday?

1306
00:57:00,170 --> 00:57:01,290
He went to book a cake for me.

1307
00:57:01,370 --> 00:57:02,450
It's your birthday?

1308
00:57:02,540 --> 00:57:03,380
Why didn't you tell me?

1309
00:57:03,790 --> 00:57:04,880
Why did he have to step out for that?

1310
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:06,130
We could've just ordered it online.

1311
00:57:06,290 --> 00:57:08,590
No, when he goes in the police jeep,

1312
00:57:08,750 --> 00:57:09,790
he gets a better discount.

1313
00:57:09,870 --> 00:57:11,530
I even told him
to grab some groceries.

1314
00:57:12,170 --> 00:57:14,880
Sister, got your groceries
and everything,

1315
00:57:15,290 --> 00:57:19,630
and I invited a few of our
relatives for your birthday.

1316
00:57:19,750 --> 00:57:21,090
Then let's invite
Michael's parents as well.

1317
00:57:21,170 --> 00:57:22,000
My parents?

1318
00:57:22,210 --> 00:57:24,000
No, no... they don't meet anyone.

1319
00:57:24,170 --> 00:57:25,210
Not even each other.

1320
00:57:25,290 --> 00:57:26,090
Very strange.

1321
00:57:26,210 --> 00:57:27,000
Why not?

1322
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:27,990
Why not?

1323
00:57:28,710 --> 00:57:29,920
He searched for them everywhere,

1324
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:30,880
but couldn't find either of them.

1325
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:32,200
They got lost at the Kumbh Mela.

1326
00:57:33,420 --> 00:57:34,960
Christian parents got lost
at the Kumbh Mela?!

1327
00:57:35,460 --> 00:57:36,460
They were both police officers.

1328
00:57:36,580 --> 00:57:38,120
Since people always
go missing there,

1329
00:57:38,210 --> 00:57:39,290
they were on duty to help others.

1330
00:57:39,330 --> 00:57:39,910
Yeah.

1331
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:41,210
So while trying to stop
others from getting lost,

1332
00:57:41,250 --> 00:57:42,210
they ended up lost themselves.

1333
00:57:42,330 --> 00:57:43,410
Wait a minute.

1334
00:57:44,670 --> 00:57:45,920
How do police
officers even get lost?

1335
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:47,200
How would I know?

1336
00:57:47,290 --> 00:57:48,500
Go ask in UP.

1337
00:57:48,670 --> 00:57:49,710
Why should he go there, Mohan?

1338
00:57:49,790 --> 00:57:50,500
Mohan?

1339
00:57:50,620 --> 00:57:53,660
Ganj. Mohan Ganj,
their last known location.

1340
00:57:53,870 --> 00:57:56,530
Aren't you here because
Father Anthony asked you to find

1341
00:57:56,620 --> 00:57:57,830
- - that guy who married three times?
- Yes.

1342
00:57:57,920 --> 00:57:58,420
Right?

1343
00:57:58,540 --> 00:57:59,670
- - You're right.
- Yes.

1344
00:57:59,790 --> 00:58:00,840
Focus, focus.

1345
00:58:01,210 --> 00:58:01,670
Right?

1346
00:58:01,830 --> 00:58:04,450
I'll catch the guy
who married three times,

1347
00:58:04,580 --> 00:58:06,830
then I'll catch your parents.

1348
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:07,960
I mean... I'm sorry,
I'll find your parents.

1349
00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:08,990
It's a promise.

1350
00:58:11,710 --> 00:58:12,710
Okay, thank you.

1351
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:13,840
That's enough.

1352
00:58:15,500 --> 00:58:16,460
Hubby, listen,

1353
00:58:17,170 --> 00:58:18,590
don't call me when I'm here.

1354
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:20,780
The women here pick up anyone's calls.

1355
00:58:20,870 --> 00:58:21,870
Hang up now.

1356
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:24,240
Meera?

1357
00:58:27,710 --> 00:58:29,460
I've got dessert for you.

1358
00:58:31,420 --> 00:58:34,840
Listen, this Friday,
we'll keep a Roza (fast) together.

1359
00:58:35,250 --> 00:58:36,130
Roza?

1360
00:58:36,290 --> 00:58:37,210
Hmm.

1361
00:58:37,460 --> 00:58:39,710
I'd made a vow that
after our wedding,

1362
00:58:39,790 --> 00:58:41,920
we'd fast together for a day.

1363
00:58:42,290 --> 00:58:44,130
So this Friday, we'll fast together.

1364
00:58:44,540 --> 00:58:45,880
Come home early.

1365
00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:47,420
We'll break our fast together
in the evening.

1366
00:58:48,460 --> 00:58:49,630
Eat. Wait, I'll feed you.

1367
00:58:49,710 --> 00:58:50,540
No!

1368
00:58:50,710 --> 00:58:52,130
We'll break our fast together, right?

1369
00:58:53,580 --> 00:58:55,240
Whose phone is vibrating?

1370
00:58:58,620 --> 00:59:00,120
What's wrong?

1371
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:01,910
Are you okay?

1372
00:59:02,460 --> 00:59:03,960
That noise is coming
from my chest.

1373
00:59:04,170 --> 00:59:05,290
I swallowed a black cardamom whole.

1374
00:59:06,250 --> 00:59:07,380
Want me to get you some water?

1375
00:59:07,500 --> 00:59:08,420
Hmm.

1376
00:59:08,750 --> 00:59:10,170
Let me take your plate.

1377
00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:12,620
Looks like you really
liked the biryani.

1378
00:59:12,710 --> 00:59:14,380
I'll go get you some water.

1379
00:59:29,170 --> 00:59:30,170
Does this look good, Mr. Mirza?

1380
00:59:30,250 --> 00:59:31,710
Yes, it does,
but I want you to try this one.

1381
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:33,790
You'll make me try
the whole shop?

1382
00:59:33,870 --> 00:59:35,160
Come on, try it on,
you'll look amazing.

1383
00:59:35,250 --> 00:59:36,290
I can't keep going inside.

1384
00:59:36,370 --> 00:59:37,240
I'll change here itself.

1385
00:59:40,670 --> 00:59:41,710
Hey... don't look.

1386
00:59:49,250 --> 00:59:50,460
I've tried on 150 kurtas already.

1387
00:59:51,670 --> 00:59:52,340
Wonderful.

1388
00:59:52,420 --> 00:59:54,090
You look great.

1389
00:59:54,210 --> 00:59:55,590
Now try this cap too.

1390
00:59:55,710 --> 00:59:57,500
- - It's great.
- Hmm.

1391
01:00:00,830 --> 01:00:02,530
I'll try it inside.

1392
01:00:04,710 --> 01:00:05,250
Huh?

1393
01:00:05,330 --> 01:00:07,370
Strange, he wore the pajamas
in open view,

1394
01:00:07,460 --> 01:00:08,670
but for a cap he needs a room?

1395
01:00:09,460 --> 01:00:11,380
Listen, I'll wait for you outside.

1396
01:00:13,370 --> 01:00:14,200
Excuse me...

1397
01:00:14,290 --> 01:00:15,040
Yes?

1398
01:00:15,370 --> 01:00:16,370
Where's Mehmood?

1399
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,000
Over there.

1400
01:00:23,790 --> 01:00:24,590
Mehmood!

1401
01:00:27,870 --> 01:00:28,830
Mehmood!

1402
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:30,840
Come on out.

1403
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:32,450
I know you are in there.

1404
01:00:34,250 --> 01:00:36,380
Mehmood, are you going
to step out or not?

1405
01:00:38,460 --> 01:00:39,460
Yes, sir, how can I help you?

1406
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:41,000
I'm Mehmood.

1407
01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:43,750
You got married three times?

1408
01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:44,920
Three times?

1409
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,340
Who told you that, sir?

1410
01:00:46,460 --> 01:00:47,920
Someone's filed a complaint
against you.

1411
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:49,580
A complaint? Against me?

1412
01:00:49,870 --> 01:00:51,660
Was it Jameel, sir?

1413
01:00:51,750 --> 01:00:52,960
Yeah, Jameel.

1414
01:00:53,210 --> 01:00:54,340
Sir, he's a liar.

1415
01:00:54,420 --> 01:00:56,210
Sir, he's lying! Ever since
I kicked him out,

1416
01:00:56,250 --> 01:00:58,340
he's been spreading nonsense
about me.

1417
01:00:58,670 --> 01:00:59,750
Arrest him, sir--

1418
01:00:59,830 --> 01:01:01,120
Why should I arrest him?

1419
01:01:01,210 --> 01:01:03,000
I cannot lose my focus.

1420
01:01:03,210 --> 01:01:04,380
I'll catch the one
who changed his religion

1421
01:01:04,460 --> 01:01:06,380
and got married thrice first.

1422
01:01:06,500 --> 01:01:07,750
Do you understand?

1423
01:01:09,330 --> 01:01:10,490
That was a woman?

1424
01:01:10,870 --> 01:01:11,990
She's got a very manly hand.

1425
01:01:12,170 --> 01:01:13,090
Let's go.

1426
01:01:14,620 --> 01:01:16,240
Ma'am, I'm here
with my son-in-law.

1427
01:01:16,330 --> 01:01:18,030
Meet me in the evening,
I'll give you my number.

1428
01:01:18,210 --> 01:01:19,290
Don't get too excited, it's me.

1429
01:01:19,420 --> 01:01:20,420
Why are you wearing a burqa?!

1430
01:01:20,500 --> 01:01:21,040
What are you doing?

1431
01:01:21,170 --> 01:01:22,210
Should I try on clothes
only for myself?

1432
01:01:22,290 --> 01:01:23,340
Should I not buy anything for Ruhi?

1433
01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:24,500
Let's go.

1434
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:27,090
Listen, the pooja items
they sent are all wrong.

1435
01:01:27,210 --> 01:01:28,880
I've sent you a new list.
Bring it along.

1436
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:29,960
Fine.

1437
01:01:30,370 --> 01:01:32,330
Mr. Mirza, we need
to go to the market.

1438
01:01:32,540 --> 01:01:33,040
Fine.

1439
01:01:33,210 --> 01:01:34,790
You shouldn't have
troubled Mohan for it.

1440
01:01:34,870 --> 01:01:37,080
I told his father to get those things.

1441
01:01:37,250 --> 01:01:38,840
It's fine â Navratri's going on,

1442
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:40,670
we'll need all this every
day anyway, right?

1443
01:01:40,750 --> 01:01:41,250
Hmm.

1444
01:01:41,290 --> 01:01:42,420
Please stop right here.

1445
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:46,170
Wait here, I'll go and get the stuff.

1446
01:01:46,250 --> 01:01:47,380
- - Hurry up.
- Hold this.

1447
01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:54,380
And here's the coconut.

1448
01:01:54,460 --> 01:01:55,290
Coconut.

1449
01:01:56,330 --> 01:01:57,950
Sir, pack everything on this list.

1450
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:01,910
You do pooja at your place too, sir?

1451
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:02,950
Yeah, why?

1452
01:02:03,250 --> 01:02:04,630
No problem, I'll get all this.

1453
01:02:06,210 --> 01:02:08,250
Give me a red veil for the Goddess.

1454
01:02:09,420 --> 01:02:11,090
Sir, is this one okay?

1455
01:02:12,370 --> 01:02:14,330
Yes, it's red. Give me that one.

1456
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:21,210
Sir, you forgot your phone.

1457
01:02:29,620 --> 01:02:31,240
Come on, come on,
let's go, Mr. Mirza.

1458
01:02:31,290 --> 01:02:32,590
Hey, what's the rush?
Come on, let's go already.

1459
01:02:32,670 --> 01:02:35,960
They sell stuff for funerals too.
Want me to grab some for you?

1460
01:02:36,580 --> 01:02:38,910
They buy pooja items too?

1461
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:40,340
Sir, this is what we've always wanted,

1462
01:02:40,420 --> 01:02:42,750
we celebrate their Eid,
and they celebrate our Diwali.

1463
01:02:42,870 --> 01:02:45,620
But when it's about marriage,
we should stick to our own faith.

1464
01:02:45,710 --> 01:02:46,670
- - Our own faith.
- Yes.

1465
01:02:46,870 --> 01:02:47,950
Got it, sir.

1466
01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:48,950
You're absolutely right.

1467
01:02:55,170 --> 01:02:58,710
Son, Surleen liked you
the moment she saw your photo.

1468
01:02:59,670 --> 01:03:00,500
Mom!

1469
01:03:01,170 --> 01:03:02,250
Son, you tell us,

1470
01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:04,040
what do you think about our Surleen?

1471
01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:05,370
He's over the moon.

1472
01:03:05,460 --> 01:03:06,630
A tea drinker's been handed a smoothie â

1473
01:03:06,710 --> 01:03:07,750
what more could he want?

1474
01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:13,790
We're talking about
your marriage, son.

1475
01:03:14,210 --> 01:03:16,040
Don't you think you should've
brought an elder along?

1476
01:03:16,210 --> 01:03:18,630
Uncle, he's an expert
when it comes to weddings.

1477
01:03:18,870 --> 01:03:19,620
You name it...

1478
01:03:19,710 --> 01:03:21,880
Hindu marriage, Muslim marriage,
Christian wedding...

1479
01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:22,710
he's done them all.

1480
01:03:22,870 --> 01:03:23,950
He hasn't missed a single one.

1481
01:03:24,170 --> 01:03:25,960
Done...
he means I have attended them all.

1482
01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:29,870
Just like I'll attend his
Punjabi wedding.

1483
01:03:30,330 --> 01:03:31,740
Attend... he attended them.

1484
01:03:31,870 --> 01:03:33,450
Hello! Hi!

1485
01:03:33,540 --> 01:03:35,000
Sorry, Aunty, I'm late.

1486
01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:36,240
Don't be late for her wedding.

1487
01:03:36,330 --> 01:03:38,620
No! Oh, Surleen,
you look so beautiful.

1488
01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:41,340
Dear, meet him...
our future son-in-law.

1489
01:03:42,250 --> 01:03:43,250
Hello.

1490
01:03:44,290 --> 01:03:45,290
This guy?

1491
01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:48,080
You're marrying Surleen to him?

1492
01:03:48,540 --> 01:03:49,420
Yes, why?

1493
01:03:49,540 --> 01:03:51,340
He already has three wives!

1494
01:03:51,500 --> 01:03:52,670
- - What?
- What?

1495
01:03:52,750 --> 01:03:53,880
- - What?
- What?

1496
01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:55,160
You have three wives?

1497
01:03:55,250 --> 01:03:56,920
No Uncle, I don't even have one.

1498
01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:58,030
He has three.

1499
01:03:58,120 --> 01:03:59,410
Forget him, no one
can have three wives.

1500
01:03:59,500 --> 01:04:00,670
- - No one has a death wish.
- Right.

1501
01:04:00,790 --> 01:04:02,250
You've misunderstood, ma'am.

1502
01:04:02,290 --> 01:04:03,500
No misunderstanding.

1503
01:04:03,580 --> 01:04:07,370
I've seen three women
calling him Hubby.

1504
01:04:07,500 --> 01:04:09,630
That's my name...
Harvinder Singh aka Hubby.

1505
01:04:09,710 --> 01:04:10,590
Everyone calls me Hubby.

1506
01:04:10,670 --> 01:04:12,420
Yeah, even I call him Hubby.

1507
01:04:12,500 --> 01:04:14,040
Does that make me his wife then?

1508
01:04:14,750 --> 01:04:16,340
If you still don't trust him,

1509
01:04:16,500 --> 01:04:17,590
then forget the whole thing.

1510
01:04:17,710 --> 01:04:19,250
- - Let's go, Hubby.
- What are you saying, bro?

1511
01:04:19,330 --> 01:04:20,370
We didn't come here to get insulted.

1512
01:04:20,460 --> 01:04:21,460
I don't mind it.

1513
01:04:21,540 --> 01:04:22,880
Sit down, don't take
it the wrong way.

1514
01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:24,540
No, no, we're not offended.

1515
01:04:24,710 --> 01:04:26,500
She runs an NGO...

1516
01:04:26,620 --> 01:04:29,200
"Chase Away the Romeos
and Save the Daughter!"

1517
01:04:29,330 --> 01:04:32,080
She suspects everyone.

1518
01:04:32,170 --> 01:04:33,380
That is not right.

1519
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:35,840
Mr. Hubby, do you mind
if I take a picture of you?

1520
01:04:40,870 --> 01:04:41,870
Smile, please.

1521
01:04:42,500 --> 01:04:43,290
Very good.

1522
01:04:43,460 --> 01:04:46,460
I'll teach you a lesson later...
I'll expose you.

1523
01:04:48,870 --> 01:04:50,370
Why did D.D. call us here?

1524
01:05:01,170 --> 01:05:03,130
Come on, there's someone
I want you to meet.

1525
01:05:03,870 --> 01:05:05,200
Who does he want us to meet?

1526
01:05:12,620 --> 01:05:13,580
Meet him...

1527
01:05:14,420 --> 01:05:15,630
he's come all the way from Goa.

1528
01:05:16,210 --> 01:05:17,210
Father Anthony.

1529
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:23,920
Father Anthony hasn't seen
the face of the man

1530
01:05:24,250 --> 01:05:26,290
who kept changing his religion
and got married three times,

1531
01:05:26,710 --> 01:05:29,920
but he says he can recognize
him just by his voice.

1532
01:05:33,330 --> 01:05:35,490
Here, there's a confession written
on this paper. Read it.

1533
01:05:41,620 --> 01:05:42,950
Read the confession.

1534
01:05:47,540 --> 01:05:48,670
Read it.

1535
01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:53,160
Begin.

1536
01:05:58,250 --> 01:06:00,210
Father Anthony is listening...
speak up.

1537
01:06:00,250 --> 01:06:03,670
The first...

1538
01:06:03,790 --> 01:06:07,090
The second...

1539
01:06:07,210 --> 01:06:08,840
The third...

1540
01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:10,090
All alone!

1541
01:06:28,710 --> 01:06:29,960
Read the confession.

1542
01:06:34,960 --> 01:06:36,630
Father Anthony is listening... speak up.

1543
01:06:39,290 --> 01:06:40,500
Read it.

1544
01:06:49,460 --> 01:06:52,210
It's natural to get scared
when your friend's about to get caught.

1545
01:06:54,210 --> 01:06:59,040
Look at poor Michael,
sweating bullets just because you got caught.

1546
01:07:00,460 --> 01:07:01,670
- - I got caught?
- Yeah,

1547
01:07:02,580 --> 01:07:05,740
You thought you can hide behind Michael?

1548
01:07:06,500 --> 01:07:07,460
- - I...
- Read the confession.

1549
01:07:08,670 --> 01:07:09,710
Sir, I didn't...

1550
01:07:09,790 --> 01:07:11,840
Sit down and read the confession.

1551
01:07:21,420 --> 01:07:23,170
Father, there's this girl I love.

1552
01:07:23,250 --> 01:07:24,960
For her, I turned from Hindu to Muslim,

1553
01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:26,530
then to Christian.

1554
01:07:26,710 --> 01:07:28,540
And now you have become a Sikh.

1555
01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:30,630
No, Father, I have always been a Sikh.

1556
01:07:31,580 --> 01:07:33,410
Really? Then read it.

1557
01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:40,630
Father, I've made a huge mistake.

1558
01:07:40,710 --> 01:07:46,460
I've married three women
of three different faiths,

1559
01:07:46,830 --> 01:07:50,620
but I still want a fourth.

1560
01:07:50,670 --> 01:07:51,710
I remember!

1561
01:07:52,830 --> 01:07:54,450
I remember it so clearly!

1562
01:07:54,620 --> 01:07:57,120
He's not that Bhopali.

1563
01:07:57,670 --> 01:08:00,090
- - What?
- He's not that Bhopali.

1564
01:08:00,250 --> 01:08:01,540
He's not our guy.

1565
01:08:01,620 --> 01:08:04,370
See sir, I told you it's not me.

1566
01:08:05,210 --> 01:08:07,090
But what made you suspect me?

1567
01:08:07,250 --> 01:08:09,420
Actually,
a girl filed a complaint against him...

1568
01:08:09,500 --> 01:08:11,040
Santosh, who works for some NGO.

1569
01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:13,030
Sir, I am suspicious about a boy.

1570
01:08:13,290 --> 01:08:17,460
He's already married thrice
and he is about to ruin another girl's life.

1571
01:08:17,540 --> 01:08:20,630
Call him to the police station, hang him
upside down and question him, sir.

1572
01:08:20,670 --> 01:08:22,340
- - Who is this boy?
- Show him the photo.

1573
01:08:24,620 --> 01:08:26,780
She filed a complaint
that you are married thrice...

1574
01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:28,240
and are about to get married
for the fourth time.

1575
01:08:28,670 --> 01:08:30,880
But sorry, Hubby,
you aren't the one I'm looking for.

1576
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:32,630
I'm sorry, Father, for wasting your time.

1577
01:08:32,670 --> 01:08:34,710
No problem, David. No problem at all.

1578
01:08:34,830 --> 01:08:37,200
I just hope that man gets caught soon.

1579
01:08:40,500 --> 01:08:41,500
By the way, who's this?

1580
01:08:42,290 --> 01:08:44,750
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I forgot to introduce you to him.

1581
01:08:44,830 --> 01:08:47,580
Father, he is my brother-in-law Michael.

1582
01:08:47,620 --> 01:08:48,660
Michael!

1583
01:08:48,750 --> 01:08:49,750
I see! I see!

1584
01:08:49,830 --> 01:08:53,910
I heard from David how you saved Jenny,
married her.

1585
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:55,460
Very good boy.

1586
01:08:55,580 --> 01:08:56,620
God bless you.

1587
01:08:58,500 --> 01:08:59,500
He can't talk?

1588
01:08:59,620 --> 01:09:01,530
He does. Say something.

1589
01:09:02,620 --> 01:09:03,740
He can't.

1590
01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:05,290
He's observing a Maun Vrat today.

1591
01:09:05,370 --> 01:09:06,450
Silent fasting.

1592
01:09:06,710 --> 01:09:10,840
Son, I know Maun Vrat is silent fasting!

1593
01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:13,040
I know Hindi, Sanskrit too.

1594
01:09:13,330 --> 01:09:18,870
Anyway, Michael, a husband
who stays quiet lives longer.

1595
01:09:19,790 --> 01:09:20,960
Like the wise ones say,

1596
01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:23,250
One moment of silence can bring
you a hundred moments of peace.

1597
01:09:23,330 --> 01:09:25,080
- - See!
- I know Punjabi too.

1598
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:26,490
Father knows a lot of language.

1599
01:09:26,580 --> 01:09:28,080
Come Father, I'll drop you.
Please come with me.

1600
01:09:28,170 --> 01:09:30,000
I know. I know Sindhi also.

1601
01:09:32,370 --> 01:09:34,950
Let me drop you. Please come with me.

1602
01:09:39,460 --> 01:09:41,090
Goddess saved me today.

1603
01:09:41,460 --> 01:09:42,590
Big time.

1604
01:09:42,790 --> 01:09:46,960
Glory to you, O Mother Gauri,

1605
01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:52,590
Glory to you, O Holy Mother,

1606
01:09:52,620 --> 01:09:56,580
They meditate upon
you every day and night,

1607
01:09:56,670 --> 01:10:00,590
They meditate upon
Mother every day and night,

1608
01:10:00,670 --> 01:10:04,790
The powerful trinity -
Brahma, Vishnu and Shiva.

1609
01:10:04,870 --> 01:10:09,580
Glory to you, O Mother Gauri,

1610
01:10:09,620 --> 01:10:10,620
Say...

1611
01:10:16,330 --> 01:10:19,780
Glory to you, O Mother Gauri,

1612
01:10:19,870 --> 01:10:23,370
Glory to you, O Holy Mother,

1613
01:10:26,370 --> 01:10:28,280
God bless you with good fortune.

1614
01:10:28,420 --> 01:10:30,250
May God bless you with a live long.

1615
01:10:30,330 --> 01:10:32,700
May God bless you with prosperity.

1616
01:10:33,170 --> 01:10:36,130
This offering if for the couple.

1617
01:10:36,210 --> 01:10:37,630
- - Please make sure you consume it.
- Okay.

1618
01:10:40,120 --> 01:10:41,240
Come home early.

1619
01:10:41,420 --> 01:10:42,880
We'll break our fast together
in the evening.

1620
01:10:44,330 --> 01:10:46,530
I'll eat it later,
I've kept a Roza (fast).

1621
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:47,920
Roza?

1622
01:10:48,870 --> 01:10:51,490
I'm keeping a fast for my wife.

1623
01:10:51,620 --> 01:10:53,080
You're fasting for me?

1624
01:10:53,250 --> 01:10:53,920
Yes.

1625
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:57,170
If he's fasting for his wife
then he's obviously fasting for you.

1626
01:10:57,290 --> 01:11:00,290
It's not like he's some king
with three wives.

1627
01:11:00,370 --> 01:11:01,280
Well said, Uncle.

1628
01:11:01,370 --> 01:11:02,780
I was just about to say that.

1629
01:11:02,870 --> 01:11:03,990
What were you going to say?

1630
01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:05,960
Jai Mata Di (Glory to Mother Goddess).

1631
01:11:06,040 --> 01:11:07,880
- - Jai Mata Di!
- Jai Mata Di!

1632
01:11:07,960 --> 01:11:12,040
Mohan, don't forget to eat the offerings
or the whole thing would go wrong.

1633
01:11:12,250 --> 01:11:14,000
Things are already going wrong,
I need to fix them.

1634
01:11:14,250 --> 01:11:15,040
Huh?

1635
01:11:15,540 --> 01:11:16,540
You have a banana?

1636
01:11:17,120 --> 01:11:18,580
- - Jai Mata Di!
- Give me one more.

1637
01:11:18,620 --> 01:11:19,990
- - Jai Mata Di!
- Jai Mata Di!

1638
01:11:21,830 --> 01:11:23,700
Get in the car, I'll go change.

1639
01:11:23,790 --> 01:11:24,790
Okay.

1640
01:11:25,040 --> 01:11:26,090
Bye, Aunty.

1641
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:31,630
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
I'm running late.

1642
01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:33,920
Yeah Jenny, I'm coming.

1643
01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:35,670
Jenny? Who's Jenny?

1644
01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:37,040
It's Ruhi.

1645
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:41,130
Right, that's what I said, Ruhi...
who's Jenny?

1646
01:11:41,210 --> 01:11:43,170
You said, "Jenny, I'm coming."

1647
01:11:43,250 --> 01:11:45,290
No, I said I'm just coming.

1648
01:11:45,370 --> 01:11:47,780
You're Ruhi and you're observing a fast.

1649
01:11:47,920 --> 01:11:48,710
It's not your birthday, is it?

1650
01:11:48,790 --> 01:11:50,000
What are you saying?

1651
01:11:50,080 --> 01:11:51,950
Anyway, that's why I called.

1652
01:11:52,040 --> 01:11:53,460
We have to break the fast at 6:15 pm.

1653
01:11:53,540 --> 01:11:55,090
If you are running late,
you can break the fast wherever you are,

1654
01:11:55,330 --> 01:11:56,240
we'll have dinner together.

1655
01:11:56,330 --> 01:11:57,580
So sweet of you, darling.

1656
01:11:57,620 --> 01:11:59,370
You're the only one who understands me.

1657
01:11:59,460 --> 01:12:00,340
Bye, see you in the evening.

1658
01:12:00,420 --> 01:12:01,710
Okay, bye.

1659
01:12:01,790 --> 01:12:02,630
What happened?

1660
01:12:02,670 --> 01:12:03,790
I can break my fast at 6:15 pm.

1661
01:12:03,870 --> 01:12:04,910
Let's go, let's go, let's go already.

1662
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:06,250
I'm holding the Goddess's offerings,

1663
01:12:06,330 --> 01:12:07,410
and you've got to break your Roza
at 6:15pm.

1664
01:12:07,500 --> 01:12:08,750
I have no idea how you're going
to juggle all this.

1665
01:12:08,830 --> 01:12:11,490
So sorry, guys, so sorry.
I'm-I'm-I'm late. I'm late.

1666
01:12:11,580 --> 01:12:13,030
- - Happy birthday, darling.
- Michael!

1667
01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:14,160
- - Happy birthday.
- Please come, please come, everyone.

1668
01:12:14,250 --> 01:12:15,670
- - Everyone, please come.
- Happy birthday!

1669
01:12:15,750 --> 01:12:16,630
Let's cut the cake.

1670
01:12:16,710 --> 01:12:17,670
- - Yes.
- Let's do this.

1671
01:12:20,710 --> 01:12:23,670
Happy birthday to you.

1672
01:12:23,830 --> 01:12:27,120
Jenny, happy birthday to you.

1673
01:12:27,250 --> 01:12:30,210
May God bless you, Jenny.

1674
01:12:30,290 --> 01:12:33,040
May God bless you, Jenny.

1675
01:12:33,120 --> 01:12:34,370
Say...

1676
01:12:39,670 --> 01:12:42,210
Happy birthday to you.

1677
01:12:42,290 --> 01:12:45,170
Happy birthday to you.

1678
01:12:45,250 --> 01:12:51,380
Happy birthday dear Jenny,
happy birthday to you.

1679
01:12:51,500 --> 01:12:53,000
Whoa!

1680
01:12:53,540 --> 01:12:54,670
Wait a minute.

1681
01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:57,460
I can't eat your birthday cake
just like that...

1682
01:12:57,540 --> 01:12:59,090
without saying something nice
about my wife.

1683
01:12:59,500 --> 01:13:00,250
Oh!

1684
01:13:00,330 --> 01:13:02,080
I would like to say a few words
about Jenny.

1685
01:13:02,580 --> 01:13:04,280
Jenny, you might be the third one
in my life...

1686
01:13:05,420 --> 01:13:06,130
Huh?

1687
01:13:06,460 --> 01:13:10,710
I mean, after mom and dad...

1688
01:13:11,580 --> 01:13:15,200
but for me, you're the first one.

1689
01:13:15,580 --> 01:13:21,080
The first to go to church,
the first to pray for me.

1690
01:13:21,170 --> 01:13:24,290
Come on Michael,
every Christian girl does that.

1691
01:13:24,460 --> 01:13:25,130
Just eat the cake.

1692
01:13:25,210 --> 01:13:26,960
He'll eat the cake, but the Roza...

1693
01:13:27,460 --> 01:13:28,340
Roza?

1694
01:13:28,420 --> 01:13:30,960
Roja. It's my favorite movie.

1695
01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:34,500
I told him we'd watch it together
in the theatre on Jenny's birthday,

1696
01:13:34,580 --> 01:13:36,950
but then someone told me
the movie left theatres 30 years ago.

1697
01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:38,290
You can show it to her later.

1698
01:13:38,370 --> 01:13:39,450
You can show her later.

1699
01:13:39,750 --> 01:13:41,290
First, have the cake.

1700
01:13:41,370 --> 01:13:44,120
Cake... I'll eat it,
but before that, I'll make a vow.

1701
01:13:44,210 --> 01:13:46,000
Bro, you'll need more time...
one vow won't be enough.

1702
01:13:46,330 --> 01:13:49,410
Yeah, even an enemy can make one vow...

1703
01:13:49,580 --> 01:13:50,740
I'll make a couple of them.

1704
01:13:50,870 --> 01:13:55,160
Jenny, I vow that I'll care
for your happiness before mine.

1705
01:13:55,250 --> 01:13:56,130
How sweet...

1706
01:13:59,290 --> 01:13:59,960
And I vow...

1707
01:14:00,040 --> 01:14:01,090
It's 6:15 pm...

1708
01:14:01,250 --> 01:14:02,500
- - It's 6:15 pm...?
- Hmm.

1709
01:14:02,580 --> 01:14:03,530
It's 6:15...

1710
01:14:03,620 --> 01:14:09,200
And I vow that I won't waste
any more time and eat the cake!

1711
01:14:09,290 --> 01:14:10,460
Happy birthday, darling.

1712
01:14:11,500 --> 01:14:12,920
Yay!

1713
01:14:13,250 --> 01:14:14,090
Happy birthday.

1714
01:14:14,170 --> 01:14:15,250
Thank you.

1715
01:14:16,710 --> 01:14:17,790
I too have got something for you.

1716
01:14:17,870 --> 01:14:18,620
- - Hubby...
- Yes.

1717
01:14:21,580 --> 01:14:22,780
Happy birthday, darling.

1718
01:14:23,500 --> 01:14:24,500
Banana!

1719
01:14:24,580 --> 01:14:26,870
When God gives you a banana honey,
eat it as a holy offering, Jenny.

1720
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:29,130
But first, touch it to your forehead.

1721
01:14:29,830 --> 01:14:32,450
Michael, did you put on a tika?
(vermillion/injection shot)?

1722
01:14:32,540 --> 01:14:34,210
No, the last shot I took was for corona.

1723
01:14:34,290 --> 01:14:35,540
The rest, I got as a kid.

1724
01:14:35,620 --> 01:14:36,620
I'm not talking about that.

1725
01:14:37,290 --> 01:14:38,380
This red mark on your forehead...

1726
01:14:38,790 --> 01:14:39,790
My forehead?

1727
01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:40,840
Is it too red?

1728
01:14:40,920 --> 01:14:41,840
Yes.

1729
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:47,630
Oh, it gets red like that...
allergy, I think.

1730
01:14:47,670 --> 01:14:49,170
Allergy to what?

1731
01:14:49,370 --> 01:14:50,370
- - Well...
- To cake.

1732
01:14:50,460 --> 01:14:51,420
- - Yeah.
- He just had some...

1733
01:14:51,500 --> 01:14:52,000
so it got triggered.

1734
01:14:52,080 --> 01:14:55,620
Actually, if it weren't Jenny's birthday,
I'd never eat it.

1735
01:14:55,870 --> 01:14:58,580
Baby... baby, that's so sweet of you.

1736
01:14:58,620 --> 01:14:59,620
It's okay, baby.

1737
01:15:00,620 --> 01:15:02,330
I too have planned a gift for you.

1738
01:15:02,420 --> 01:15:03,590
- - Seriously?
- Come.

1739
01:15:05,870 --> 01:15:07,580
Wait... wait a second...

1740
01:15:09,420 --> 01:15:10,630
Only the forehead turns red?

1741
01:15:11,330 --> 01:15:13,120
No, a few other places too.

1742
01:15:13,210 --> 01:15:15,460
But I can't really show those
in front of the guests.

1743
01:15:15,540 --> 01:15:16,420
Hey!

1744
01:15:16,500 --> 01:15:17,500
Come.

1745
01:15:21,790 --> 01:15:24,500
Sir, his turns red, mine turns blue.

1746
01:15:24,580 --> 01:15:25,580
- - Want to see?
- Shut up.

1747
01:15:26,670 --> 01:15:27,840
Go offer cake to everyone.

1748
01:15:43,670 --> 01:15:44,920
And this is what I brought for you.

1749
01:15:46,040 --> 01:15:46,880
This...?

1750
01:15:49,330 --> 01:15:51,280
Like you kept a fast for our marriage,

1751
01:15:51,790 --> 01:15:55,290
I did a Pooja (veneration) for my wife's
and my family's happiness.

1752
01:15:55,370 --> 01:15:56,240
Huh?

1753
01:15:56,670 --> 01:15:59,170
I worshipped, I prayed.

1754
01:15:59,670 --> 01:16:04,750
Our family will be complete only
when we have a child.

1755
01:16:04,960 --> 01:16:05,790
A child?

1756
01:16:06,420 --> 01:16:08,750
What's the rush?

1757
01:16:09,120 --> 01:16:13,370
When there's a kid, a man thinks
at least four times before divorcing.

1758
01:16:13,710 --> 01:16:17,460
I want you to think twenty times.

1759
01:16:17,540 --> 01:16:18,630
What do you mean?

1760
01:16:18,830 --> 01:16:20,530
I mean I want five kids.

1761
01:16:20,870 --> 01:16:22,410
Do you want to be a mother
or open a madrasa?

1762
01:16:22,580 --> 01:16:23,620
Open a madrasa!

1763
01:16:27,170 --> 01:16:30,000
Saniya,
what the hell did you trap me into?

1764
01:16:36,120 --> 01:16:37,530
Hey, make it a bit crisper.

1765
01:16:37,870 --> 01:16:39,120
Make it a bit crisper.

1766
01:16:39,210 --> 01:16:40,670
The pan's crisp too,
want me to bring that along?

1767
01:16:41,620 --> 01:16:43,530
Ruhi, I...

1768
01:16:45,290 --> 01:16:46,170
Biryani.

1769
01:16:46,250 --> 01:16:47,710
No, the one eating it!

1770
01:16:47,790 --> 01:16:48,710
Rizwan.

1771
01:16:48,790 --> 01:16:50,170
Son, this is your abbu.

1772
01:16:50,250 --> 01:16:51,250
Abbu?

1773
01:16:51,460 --> 01:16:53,750
Yeah, he's my aunt's son.

1774
01:16:53,960 --> 01:16:56,590
She passed away,
so he's going to be living with us now.

1775
01:16:56,750 --> 01:16:58,210
He's the one I mentioned last night.

1776
01:16:58,620 --> 01:17:00,530
You don't have any problem, right?

1777
01:17:00,790 --> 01:17:05,590
No, God sent me into this world,
Allah sent me to look after people.

1778
01:17:05,670 --> 01:17:07,000
So, I'll look after him as well.

1779
01:17:07,080 --> 01:17:08,120
Go on, eat, son.

1780
01:17:08,210 --> 01:17:09,790
Son, say hello to Abbu.

1781
01:17:10,120 --> 01:17:11,080
Hello, Abbu.

1782
01:17:11,170 --> 01:17:12,420
When are you going to get me sweets?

1783
01:17:12,500 --> 01:17:13,880
Sweets? For what?

1784
01:17:14,040 --> 01:17:16,340
You just became a father.
Sweets are a must!

1785
01:17:17,370 --> 01:17:18,200
Naughty.

1786
01:17:18,290 --> 01:17:19,170
You can surely have some sweets, son.

1787
01:17:19,250 --> 01:17:20,210
Eat this first.

1788
01:17:20,290 --> 01:17:20,840
I'll get going now.

1789
01:17:20,920 --> 01:17:21,840
Have some.

1790
01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:23,380
No Ammi, I'll eat at the restaurant.

1791
01:17:23,500 --> 01:17:24,460
Have some.

1792
01:17:25,210 --> 01:17:26,750
If he spares some, send it over.

1793
01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:31,460
Go on, eat. Here, have this.

1794
01:17:32,330 --> 01:17:33,120
Which one do you want?

1795
01:17:33,210 --> 01:17:34,340
- - This one.
- Red?

1796
01:17:34,420 --> 01:17:35,840
- - Yes, red.
- Say thank you.

1797
01:17:37,330 --> 01:17:38,080
Yes.

1798
01:17:38,170 --> 01:17:39,090
Good boy.

1799
01:17:39,250 --> 01:17:40,630
Did everyone get it?
Yes?

1800
01:17:41,540 --> 01:17:42,460
Meera?

1801
01:17:43,040 --> 01:17:44,420
Hey, you're home early.

1802
01:17:45,710 --> 01:17:46,920
How many aunts of yours died?

1803
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:47,840
Aunts?

1804
01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:49,590
Those are your aunt's kids, right?

1805
01:17:49,620 --> 01:17:50,740
Why will they be my aunt's kids?

1806
01:17:50,830 --> 01:17:51,830
They're the neighborhood kids.

1807
01:17:52,040 --> 01:17:53,170
I started giving tuition.

1808
01:17:53,250 --> 01:17:54,250
I see.

1809
01:17:54,330 --> 01:17:54,950
Nice kids.

1810
01:17:55,040 --> 01:17:55,710
Hello, kids.

1811
01:17:55,790 --> 01:17:57,540
- - Hi, Uncle.
- Kids, you can come back tomorrow.

1812
01:17:57,580 --> 01:17:58,990
- - Bye.
- Don't forget to finish your homework.

1813
01:17:59,120 --> 01:17:59,910
Bye, kids.

1814
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:01,040
- - Bye.
- Bye.

1815
01:18:01,120 --> 01:18:01,950
Bye-bye.

1816
01:18:02,040 --> 01:18:02,840
Bye-bye.

1817
01:18:02,920 --> 01:18:04,960
- - Bye, sir, ma'am.
- Bye, son.

1818
01:18:06,710 --> 01:18:07,630
He's so cute.

1819
01:18:08,210 --> 01:18:10,880
Don't you think,
we should have one of our own?

1820
01:18:11,250 --> 01:18:12,960
Pick one from these,
any decent one would do.

1821
01:18:13,500 --> 01:18:15,540
I'm talking about our own child.

1822
01:18:15,580 --> 01:18:17,030
- - Our own child.
- Our own child.

1823
01:18:17,120 --> 01:18:18,830
No, I want our own child.

1824
01:18:18,920 --> 01:18:21,380
- - Fine, let me see.
- No, I want our own child.

1825
01:18:22,120 --> 01:18:23,160
Father.

1826
01:18:25,710 --> 01:18:26,880
Look, Father's coughing again.

1827
01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:28,460
Why won't you get him some medicine for it?

1828
01:18:28,540 --> 01:18:30,880
- - No need.
- Father.

1829
01:18:31,080 --> 01:18:31,870
Bless you.

1830
01:18:31,960 --> 01:18:33,170
Who says you don't need it?

1831
01:18:33,250 --> 01:18:35,630
They stop romancing
as soon as you start coughing.

1832
01:18:35,710 --> 01:18:37,880
If they don't romance,
how will we get grandkids?

1833
01:18:37,960 --> 01:18:39,090
I'll get some tea for him.

1834
01:18:39,170 --> 01:18:41,340
Add some black pepper in it...
to cure his cough.

1835
01:18:41,500 --> 01:18:42,290
Sure, Mother.

1836
01:18:42,370 --> 01:18:43,740
Ma'am,
I brought your laundered clothes back.

1837
01:18:43,830 --> 01:18:45,950
- - All night you kept coughing on my face.
- Show them.

1838
01:18:46,040 --> 01:18:46,960
Here you go.

1839
01:18:47,120 --> 01:18:48,580
Please count them.

1840
01:18:49,540 --> 01:18:50,590
Wait, wait, wait...

1841
01:18:51,290 --> 01:18:52,250
Hey, this isn't ours.

1842
01:18:52,330 --> 01:18:54,240
It was in your clothes, ma'am.

1843
01:18:54,330 --> 01:18:55,490
But it's a Muslim cap.

1844
01:18:55,710 --> 01:18:57,340
No one here wears that.

1845
01:18:57,420 --> 01:18:58,750
It's yours.

1846
01:18:58,830 --> 01:19:00,160
You have lost your mind.

1847
01:19:00,290 --> 01:19:02,630
You mixed up our clothes
with someone else's clothes?

1848
01:19:02,670 --> 01:19:05,290
No, I wash this pant all the time.

1849
01:19:05,370 --> 01:19:06,200
It was in it.

1850
01:19:06,290 --> 01:19:07,090
That's Mohan's pant.

1851
01:19:07,170 --> 01:19:08,000
That's what I said.

1852
01:19:08,080 --> 01:19:09,620
This is brother Mohan's pant.

1853
01:19:09,710 --> 01:19:10,880
Mohan's pant?

1854
01:19:10,960 --> 01:19:11,790
My pant?

1855
01:19:11,870 --> 01:19:13,200
How is that possible?

1856
01:19:14,080 --> 01:19:15,370
Have you ever seen me wearing
a cap like that?

1857
01:19:15,460 --> 01:19:16,540
But it came from your pant.

1858
01:19:16,580 --> 01:19:18,240
Why're you trying to prove it?

1859
01:19:18,330 --> 01:19:20,280
We said it's not ours,
just take it and leave.

1860
01:19:20,370 --> 01:19:21,620
- - Take this.
- Wait.

1861
01:19:22,040 --> 01:19:22,920
Go.

1862
01:19:23,460 --> 01:19:24,460
Give me that cap.

1863
01:19:28,420 --> 01:19:29,340
Here...

1864
01:19:30,580 --> 01:19:31,700
Wear it.

1865
01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:32,710
Me?

1866
01:19:32,790 --> 01:19:34,880
Yes, you... wear it.

1867
01:19:41,500 --> 01:19:43,170
Wow, it fits perfectly.

1868
01:19:44,790 --> 01:19:46,500
Mohan's mother, come here.

1869
01:19:54,080 --> 01:19:56,990
Now twist your face, like this.

1870
01:19:59,080 --> 01:20:01,080
Twist it like this!

1871
01:20:03,750 --> 01:20:06,210
Brother, do this.

1872
01:20:06,960 --> 01:20:08,000
Don't you have any shame?

1873
01:20:08,080 --> 01:20:09,120
How can you make a face
in front of elders?

1874
01:20:09,210 --> 01:20:11,210
- - Sorry.
- You do it... like this.

1875
01:20:11,790 --> 01:20:13,590
Like this? Like this, Father?

1876
01:20:13,620 --> 01:20:15,200
See, even she's doing it.

1877
01:20:15,290 --> 01:20:16,130
Come on, now you do it.

1878
01:20:16,210 --> 01:20:18,130
Close one eye and do this.

1879
01:20:18,750 --> 01:20:21,340
Mom, look at them,
they're acting like kids.

1880
01:20:21,420 --> 01:20:24,340
Old guys act like this
when there's no kid at home.

1881
01:20:24,420 --> 01:20:24,920
What?

1882
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:26,380
Yes. Why are you doing this?

1883
01:20:26,790 --> 01:20:29,170
You don't get what I'm trying to do.

1884
01:20:29,290 --> 01:20:30,590
Come on, do it. Make a face.

1885
01:20:30,830 --> 01:20:32,330
Close one of your eyes and do this.

1886
01:20:33,370 --> 01:20:34,950
Like this?

1887
01:20:35,790 --> 01:20:37,170
Like this.

1888
01:20:37,750 --> 01:20:38,750
Like this?

1889
01:20:39,290 --> 01:20:40,290
Like this.

1890
01:20:40,370 --> 01:20:41,580
I can't do it.

1891
01:20:41,620 --> 01:20:43,120
Take this, I have a lot of stuff to do.

1892
01:20:43,210 --> 01:20:45,000
- - He keeps asking me to make a face!
- Hey!

1893
01:20:45,120 --> 01:20:46,080
Mohan!

1894
01:20:50,210 --> 01:20:50,710
Excuse me.

1895
01:20:50,790 --> 01:20:51,540
Good day, Soham.

1896
01:20:51,620 --> 01:20:52,490
Thank you, ma'am.

1897
01:20:52,710 --> 01:20:53,540
Thank you.

1898
01:20:57,170 --> 01:20:58,540
Excuse me, ma'am.

1899
01:20:59,500 --> 01:21:00,670
- - You?
- You!

1900
01:21:01,620 --> 01:21:03,450
We're both Hubby's wives... remember?

1901
01:21:03,540 --> 01:21:04,960
Of course, how can I forget that?

1902
01:21:05,040 --> 01:21:07,960
- - Everyone was so confused.
- Especially that taxi driver.

1903
01:21:08,040 --> 01:21:09,420
Oh, my God!

1904
01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:11,420
So, what brings you here?

1905
01:21:11,500 --> 01:21:13,790
I came here for my son's admission.

1906
01:21:13,870 --> 01:21:14,780
Your son?

1907
01:21:14,870 --> 01:21:17,240
I mean my aunt's son.

1908
01:21:17,330 --> 01:21:19,450
My aunt passed away
so he's living with us now.

1909
01:21:19,540 --> 01:21:20,500
Oh, so sorry.

1910
01:21:20,710 --> 01:21:22,670
He missed school because of it.

1911
01:21:22,870 --> 01:21:24,280
He might take some time to catch up.

1912
01:21:24,370 --> 01:21:25,990
Please do the best you can.

1913
01:21:27,170 --> 01:21:27,920
No problem.

1914
01:21:28,040 --> 01:21:30,750
If you want you can send him to my house
for tuition from today itself.

1915
01:21:31,540 --> 01:21:32,130
Right?

1916
01:21:32,210 --> 01:21:34,380
You come too along,
we'll have some tea and chitchat.

1917
01:21:34,460 --> 01:21:35,340
Okay. Done.

1918
01:21:35,420 --> 01:21:36,500
I'll send you my address.

1919
01:21:47,790 --> 01:21:48,710
Bye, baby.

1920
01:21:48,790 --> 01:21:49,590
Bye.

1921
01:21:49,620 --> 01:21:50,660
Bye, see you.

1922
01:21:51,620 --> 01:21:53,080
Glory to Lord Ganesha!

1923
01:21:53,250 --> 01:21:54,500
Michael...?

1924
01:21:55,960 --> 01:21:57,710
He's the guy in charge here?

1925
01:21:57,870 --> 01:21:59,700
I mean, of course I'm Christian...

1926
01:22:00,170 --> 01:22:01,130
Did I say anything?

1927
01:22:01,250 --> 01:22:03,630
No, but you're a cop's sister,
who knows what might make you suspicious.

1928
01:22:03,710 --> 01:22:05,040
You think I doubt you?

1929
01:22:05,120 --> 01:22:06,740
- - No, I just...
- I was saying I'll be late,

1930
01:22:06,830 --> 01:22:08,080
so I'll see you in the evening, okay?

1931
01:22:08,170 --> 01:22:09,000
- - Oh, okay. See you.
- Bye.

1932
01:22:12,790 --> 01:22:13,500
Yes, Meera?

1933
01:22:13,580 --> 01:22:14,950
You're picking me up from school, right?

1934
01:22:15,040 --> 01:22:15,710
Yes, I'm on my way.

1935
01:22:15,790 --> 01:22:17,290
- - I've been waiting.
- I'm coming.

1936
01:22:29,460 --> 01:22:30,920
[Indistinct Chatter]

1937
01:22:31,710 --> 01:22:33,380
[Indistinct Chatter]

1938
01:22:35,620 --> 01:22:36,580
Mehmood?

1939
01:22:37,670 --> 01:22:38,590
What are you doing here?

1940
01:22:38,670 --> 01:22:40,170
What are you doing here?

1941
01:22:40,250 --> 01:22:42,000
I... I came here for Rizwan's admission.

1942
01:22:42,080 --> 01:22:42,870
You didn't enroll him, did you?

1943
01:22:42,960 --> 01:22:44,340
This school's reputation's bad.

1944
01:22:44,420 --> 01:22:46,170
The principal eloped
with a student's mother.

1945
01:22:46,250 --> 01:22:48,040
No, that's not true. It's a great school.

1946
01:22:48,120 --> 01:22:50,450
In fact, one of the teachers
is my friend, Meera.

1947
01:22:50,540 --> 01:22:51,210
Come, I'll introduce you.

1948
01:22:51,290 --> 01:22:52,340
I don't want to meet anyone.

1949
01:22:52,420 --> 01:22:53,040
- - Let's go home.
- Let's go?

1950
01:22:53,120 --> 01:22:53,950
Rizwan must be hungry.

1951
01:22:54,040 --> 01:22:55,170
I'm not hungry.

1952
01:22:55,250 --> 01:22:56,590
You're not hungry today?

1953
01:22:59,960 --> 01:23:01,670
How'd you know I'd be here?

1954
01:23:01,790 --> 01:23:03,210
That's just how lucky I am...

1955
01:23:03,290 --> 01:23:05,540
I go looking for one,
end up finding another.

1956
01:23:05,620 --> 01:23:07,120
Not another, your wife.

1957
01:23:07,250 --> 01:23:08,340
Yeah, same thing.

1958
01:23:20,870 --> 01:23:22,620
Ammi, do I have to start attending
the tuition classes from today itself?

1959
01:23:22,710 --> 01:23:24,670
Yes, you have missed school
for six months.

1960
01:23:24,750 --> 01:23:25,710
You will have to attend them.

1961
01:23:26,040 --> 01:23:27,290
Go and pack your school bag.

1962
01:23:30,540 --> 01:23:31,920
Meera, sorry, I got late.

1963
01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:32,960
I'll be there in a bit.

1964
01:23:33,040 --> 01:23:34,670
I'm home.
You too come soon.

1965
01:23:34,960 --> 01:23:35,960
Father's gone...

1966
01:23:36,670 --> 01:23:38,000
What! Father!

1967
01:23:38,120 --> 01:23:39,450
I'm coming right away.

1968
01:23:41,370 --> 01:23:43,910
Hubby, come home right away.
Father's not well.

1969
01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:45,040
- - What?
- Come home right away.

1970
01:23:45,120 --> 01:23:46,280
I'll talk to you once I get there.

1971
01:23:50,170 --> 01:23:51,170
Meera!

1972
01:23:51,790 --> 01:23:52,590
Meera!

1973
01:23:53,750 --> 01:23:54,790
Meera!

1974
01:24:09,580 --> 01:24:10,490
Meera?

1975
01:24:13,500 --> 01:24:14,750
You said Father's gone?

1976
01:24:16,120 --> 01:24:19,280
Yeah, to the market with Mother.

1977
01:24:21,330 --> 01:24:22,240
You are just too much...

1978
01:24:22,330 --> 01:24:23,990
It's difficult to get hold
of you these days.

1979
01:24:26,460 --> 01:24:36,040
Oh, with eyes that steal
your restless heart,

1980
01:24:36,420 --> 01:24:45,670
Hold me close before the lightning start.

1981
01:24:46,370 --> 01:24:55,240
I'm young, alive, with grace untold,

1982
01:24:55,420 --> 01:25:03,710
I'm blessed with beauty, bright and bold.

1983
01:25:14,290 --> 01:25:18,790
My love, I am intoxicating,

1984
01:25:18,870 --> 01:25:22,740
I'm ready and waiting,

1985
01:25:22,830 --> 01:25:26,580
I am fresh and refreshing too,

1986
01:25:26,620 --> 01:25:29,620
I've turned to bloom, a rose in hue,

1987
01:25:29,670 --> 01:25:33,460
I'll be your rose,
take me in your arms divine,

1988
01:25:33,540 --> 01:25:37,380
Let your magic weave with mine.

1989
01:25:37,460 --> 01:25:41,460
I'll be your rose,
take me in your arms divine,

1990
01:25:41,540 --> 01:25:45,000
Let your magic weave with mine.

1991
01:25:45,460 --> 01:25:52,590
Let me show you a sight so rare,

1992
01:25:52,670 --> 01:25:56,380
Come on, let's have fun without a care.

1993
01:25:56,460 --> 01:26:00,340
Come on, let's have fun without a care.

1994
01:26:00,420 --> 01:26:04,040
Come on, let's have fun without a care.

1995
01:26:04,120 --> 01:26:08,700
Come on, let's have fun without a care.

1996
01:26:27,080 --> 01:26:33,780
You can fall like the rain tonight,

1997
01:26:35,040 --> 01:26:41,170
Hold me close till the morning light.

1998
01:26:42,620 --> 01:26:49,700
In the dark, with every lamp turned off,

1999
01:26:50,290 --> 01:26:55,920
Come closer, let the distance fall off.

2000
01:26:58,040 --> 01:27:02,130
I am perfume, I smell sweet and true,

2001
01:27:02,210 --> 01:27:05,710
Wear me, beloved, I'm made for you.

2002
01:27:05,790 --> 01:27:09,880
I am perfume, I smell sweet and true,

2003
01:27:09,960 --> 01:27:13,340
Wear me, beloved, I'm made for you.

2004
01:27:13,420 --> 01:27:20,920
Let me show you a sight so rare,

2005
01:27:21,000 --> 01:27:24,750
Come on, let's have fun without a care.

2006
01:27:24,830 --> 01:27:28,620
Come on, let's have fun without a care.

2007
01:27:28,670 --> 01:27:32,500
Come on, let's have fun without a care.

2008
01:27:32,580 --> 01:27:36,990
Come on, let's have fun without a care.

2009
01:27:41,170 --> 01:27:42,090
Abba!

2010
01:27:46,370 --> 01:27:47,280
Abba?

2011
01:27:47,710 --> 01:27:48,790
He's my husband.

2012
01:27:49,080 --> 01:27:50,120
Who's your Abba?

2013
01:27:54,250 --> 01:27:56,290
Oh with his back on me,
I thought he was my abba.

2014
01:27:56,460 --> 01:27:58,590
He has the same vest.

2015
01:27:59,670 --> 01:28:00,460
I see.

2016
01:28:00,540 --> 01:28:01,750
He might have the same vest,

2017
01:28:01,830 --> 01:28:03,080
- - but he doesn't have the same face, right?
- Yeah.

2018
01:28:03,250 --> 01:28:03,880
Yeah.

2019
01:28:04,000 --> 01:28:04,710
Yeah.

2020
01:28:05,420 --> 01:28:06,290
What yeah?

2021
01:28:06,620 --> 01:28:07,990
No, the face's totally different.

2022
01:28:08,790 --> 01:28:10,380
See? The face's totally different.

2023
01:28:10,920 --> 01:28:13,130
In this world, there are seven people
who look exactly alike.

2024
01:28:13,580 --> 01:28:16,080
So if one day you see someone
with my face with another woman,

2025
01:28:16,210 --> 01:28:17,790
don't start doubting me.

2026
01:28:17,870 --> 01:28:18,660
I don't doubt you.

2027
01:28:18,750 --> 01:28:22,590
You never know with wives, no one can
tell what might trigger suspicion.

2028
01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:25,090
Son, will you come at this time every day?

2029
01:28:26,750 --> 01:28:28,670
- - No, he just came early today.
- I see.

2030
01:28:28,750 --> 01:28:30,000
Then from tomorrow,
I'll call him a little later.

2031
01:28:30,080 --> 01:28:31,030
Go home, son.

2032
01:28:31,210 --> 01:28:32,380
Can I drop you home, Rizwan?

2033
01:28:32,710 --> 01:28:33,590
Wait...

2034
01:28:34,540 --> 01:28:35,630
How do you know his name?

2035
01:28:36,920 --> 01:28:38,000
His name...

2036
01:28:38,830 --> 01:28:40,080
it's on his bag.

2037
01:28:40,170 --> 01:28:40,960
Show it to her.

2038
01:28:41,540 --> 01:28:42,420
See?

2039
01:28:42,620 --> 01:28:45,200
No, but the bag is on his back.

2040
01:28:45,670 --> 01:28:47,040
When did you read his name?

2041
01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:49,040
When he came in...

2042
01:28:49,120 --> 01:28:49,660
Okay.

2043
01:28:49,750 --> 01:28:51,380
- - He was holding his bag in the front.
- Okay.

2044
01:28:51,460 --> 01:28:52,130
Right?

2045
01:28:52,210 --> 01:28:53,880
Yes, I was. Uncle is right.

2046
01:28:54,040 --> 01:28:54,880
Yes.

2047
01:28:54,960 --> 01:28:55,750
Brother!

2048
01:28:55,920 --> 01:28:57,630
He could never get my name right.

2049
01:28:57,710 --> 01:28:59,000
He's gone before he ever could.

2050
01:28:59,080 --> 01:29:00,450
He's not gone.

2051
01:29:01,210 --> 01:29:02,460
Tell him where Father is.

2052
01:29:02,870 --> 01:29:03,870
Where is he?

2053
01:29:04,870 --> 01:29:05,620
Bye.

2054
01:29:08,830 --> 01:29:10,080
I nearly died.

2055
01:29:10,420 --> 01:29:11,590
- - How?
- Look over here.

2056
01:29:16,080 --> 01:29:17,030
Rizwan, my child...

2057
01:29:17,120 --> 01:29:18,240
What is he doing here?

2058
01:29:18,620 --> 01:29:19,620
What is he doing here?

2059
01:29:21,120 --> 01:29:23,370
Why'd you drag me all the way out here?

2060
01:29:23,460 --> 01:29:25,670
Son, we just came to make you understand,

2061
01:29:25,920 --> 01:29:29,420
if you tell anyone
that this man's got three wives...

2062
01:29:29,500 --> 01:29:30,290
Three wives?

2063
01:29:30,370 --> 01:29:32,080
Two! Two! What are you saying?

2064
01:29:32,170 --> 01:29:33,170
Yeah, two.

2065
01:29:33,500 --> 01:29:35,340
If you tell anyone,

2066
01:29:35,500 --> 01:29:38,590
I'll strip you naked
and throw you in the lake.

2067
01:29:38,620 --> 01:29:39,370
Wait...

2068
01:29:39,960 --> 01:29:41,590
The state I caught him,

2069
01:29:42,170 --> 01:29:44,170
shouldn't I be the one
getting threatened him?

2070
01:29:44,290 --> 01:29:45,250
You are right, son.

2071
01:29:45,330 --> 01:29:46,740
That was his idea.

2072
01:29:46,830 --> 01:29:48,280
I brought you here just
for a boat ride, really.

2073
01:29:48,580 --> 01:29:50,080
I love you, kid.

2074
01:29:50,250 --> 01:29:52,420
You want your abbu dead?

2075
01:29:52,670 --> 01:29:53,210
Right.

2076
01:29:53,290 --> 01:29:56,750
If you tell Ruhi or Meera about this,
I'll jump straight into this lake.

2077
01:29:56,830 --> 01:29:57,700
Wait...

2078
01:29:58,120 --> 01:30:00,240
If you jump, who'll buy me a PS5?

2079
01:30:01,170 --> 01:30:02,000
PS5?

2080
01:30:02,080 --> 01:30:03,990
We grew up playing marbles, son.

2081
01:30:04,080 --> 01:30:05,160
How about a bicycle instead?

2082
01:30:05,250 --> 01:30:06,130
- - Yes, a bicycle?
- A bicycle?

2083
01:30:06,210 --> 01:30:07,630
- - Yeah.
- I'm not a kid.

2084
01:30:07,710 --> 01:30:09,210
Then take a truck, run it over me

2085
01:30:09,290 --> 01:30:10,590
- - and crush your father.
- Go.

2086
01:30:11,170 --> 01:30:12,210
Listen son,

2087
01:30:12,580 --> 01:30:15,160
Hubby, get him whatever he wants.

2088
01:30:15,540 --> 01:30:16,290
Okay?

2089
01:30:16,500 --> 01:30:17,420
Done, son.

2090
01:30:17,500 --> 01:30:18,960
Don't tell anyone, okay?

2091
01:30:19,040 --> 01:30:19,960
- - I won't.
- Promise.

2092
01:30:20,290 --> 01:30:20,840
Okay.

2093
01:30:20,920 --> 01:30:21,840
Good boy.

2094
01:30:21,920 --> 01:30:22,420
Love you.

2095
01:30:22,500 --> 01:30:23,750
- - He's such a good boy.
- Let's go home now.

2096
01:30:23,830 --> 01:30:25,030
A very good boy.

2097
01:30:25,120 --> 01:30:27,580
He wants a PS5, huh?

2098
01:30:28,290 --> 01:30:30,000
What games are you planning to play?

2099
01:30:30,120 --> 01:30:30,740
FIFA.

2100
01:30:30,830 --> 01:30:32,700
The same games you're already playing
with your father?

2101
01:30:32,830 --> 01:30:34,530
I've got you everything you asked for.

2102
01:30:34,580 --> 01:30:35,490
Are you happy now?

2103
01:30:35,580 --> 01:30:36,030
Yeah.

2104
01:30:36,120 --> 01:30:38,370
Now you won't tell anyone
how many wives your father has, right?

2105
01:30:39,000 --> 01:30:40,170
No, I won't.

2106
01:30:40,250 --> 01:30:42,170
- - Very good.
- Oh no.

2107
01:30:42,250 --> 01:30:44,670
Madam, three wives and now a kid.

2108
01:30:44,750 --> 01:30:46,040
Impossible!

2109
01:30:46,120 --> 01:30:47,580
I should call Surleen right away.

2110
01:30:49,040 --> 01:30:50,130
Hello, Surleen?

2111
01:30:50,420 --> 01:30:51,250
Yes.

2112
01:30:51,370 --> 01:30:52,450
You didn't get engaged to the guy, did you?

2113
01:30:52,540 --> 01:30:53,920
- - Why?
- Call it off.

2114
01:30:54,460 --> 01:30:59,840
Your man's got three accounts
and one small FD too.

2115
01:31:00,250 --> 01:31:02,130
- - I mean he's also got a child.
- Yes.

2116
01:31:02,290 --> 01:31:03,130
He has a child.

2117
01:31:03,210 --> 01:31:03,960
Do you have any proof?

2118
01:31:04,040 --> 01:31:05,340
What? Proof?

2119
01:31:05,790 --> 01:31:07,040
I will send you the proof.

2120
01:31:07,170 --> 01:31:08,790
I'll send it on time.
Okay?

2121
01:31:08,870 --> 01:31:11,530
Then everything'll be milk and milk,
and water and water.

2122
01:31:11,580 --> 01:31:13,450
She means everything
will be crystal clear.

2123
01:31:13,540 --> 01:31:15,000
- - Same thing.
- Listen...

2124
01:31:18,750 --> 01:31:19,670
- - Bye-bye.
- Bye.

2125
01:31:21,580 --> 01:31:22,410
Good morning, ma'am.

2126
01:31:22,500 --> 01:31:23,710
Good morning, kids.

2127
01:31:27,080 --> 01:31:27,950
Meera...

2128
01:31:28,750 --> 01:31:30,540
- - your purse. You always forget.
- So sorry.

2129
01:31:30,620 --> 01:31:31,580
Okay, bye.

2130
01:31:31,620 --> 01:31:32,870
- - Good morning, ma'am.
- Good morning.

2131
01:31:33,210 --> 01:31:34,090
Hello.

2132
01:31:34,170 --> 01:31:35,590
Actually, my husband Mohan.

2133
01:31:35,620 --> 01:31:36,330
Hello.

2134
01:31:36,420 --> 01:31:37,590
Good you came here.

2135
01:31:37,670 --> 01:31:39,250
We're holding a blood donation camp today.

2136
01:31:39,330 --> 01:31:39,990
Oh nice.

2137
01:31:40,080 --> 01:31:42,410
You must help us in this noble cause.

2138
01:31:42,870 --> 01:31:44,620
Meera, I'll catch you later.

2139
01:31:44,670 --> 01:31:45,540
Sure.

2140
01:31:45,580 --> 01:31:46,280
I'll get going as well.

2141
01:31:46,420 --> 01:31:47,040
No! Where are you going?

2142
01:31:47,120 --> 01:31:48,740
Didn't you hear her? It's a noble cause.

2143
01:31:48,830 --> 01:31:49,530
Come on, donate your blood.

2144
01:31:49,580 --> 01:31:51,450
Ever since I got married,
I've stopped producing blood.

2145
01:31:51,790 --> 01:31:52,960
I haven't drained you that much.

2146
01:31:53,040 --> 01:31:53,920
Let's go.

2147
01:31:58,710 --> 01:31:59,540
What is his name?

2148
01:31:59,580 --> 01:32:01,620
Mohan Sharma.

2149
01:32:01,710 --> 01:32:02,420
My husband.

2150
01:32:02,500 --> 01:32:04,460
Mohan Sharma.
What's his age?

2151
01:32:04,710 --> 01:32:05,790
- - 32.
- 32.

2152
01:32:05,920 --> 01:32:08,170
Ma'am, principal maam's calling you.

2153
01:32:08,330 --> 01:32:09,030
I'm coming.

2154
01:32:09,120 --> 01:32:11,700
"You give me blood, I give you freedom."

2155
01:32:11,790 --> 01:32:12,590
What will you say?

2156
01:32:12,670 --> 01:32:15,000
"You give me biryani, I'm feeling hungry."

2157
01:32:15,120 --> 01:32:17,240
Oh God, where's the tiffin?

2158
01:32:17,420 --> 01:32:19,040
Near the coffee counter.

2159
01:32:19,290 --> 01:32:20,840
Come on, give me an energy drink.

2160
01:32:21,580 --> 01:32:22,740
- - Here you go, sir.
- Thank you.

2161
01:32:25,420 --> 01:32:26,590
Mehmood?

2162
01:32:27,330 --> 01:32:28,490
What am I doing here?

2163
01:32:28,580 --> 01:32:29,580
What are you doing here?

2164
01:32:29,620 --> 01:32:30,700
What are you doing here?

2165
01:32:31,540 --> 01:32:32,710
I came to take you home.

2166
01:32:32,790 --> 01:32:34,210
They're taking people's blood here.

2167
01:32:34,290 --> 01:32:35,420
- - Let's go home.
- They aren't taking anyone's blood forcibly.

2168
01:32:35,500 --> 01:32:36,340
It's a blood donation camp.

2169
01:32:36,420 --> 01:32:37,170
You have to donate blood. Let's go.

2170
01:32:37,250 --> 01:32:38,040
I already did.

2171
01:32:38,120 --> 01:32:39,200
There's no way you already did.
Let's go.

2172
01:32:39,290 --> 01:32:40,340
You can ask them.

2173
01:32:42,540 --> 01:32:44,090
- - He will feel a little weak.
- Sir, sir...

2174
01:32:44,170 --> 01:32:45,500
- - Did he donate?
- Who?

2175
01:32:47,580 --> 01:32:48,830
He's always so scared.

2176
01:32:48,960 --> 01:32:50,040
Did he donate?

2177
01:32:50,620 --> 01:32:51,620
He is...?

2178
01:32:52,540 --> 01:32:53,960
Mehmood, my husband.

2179
01:32:59,330 --> 01:33:02,450
Mohan's has... but Mehmood hasn't.

2180
01:33:02,540 --> 01:33:03,340
I knew it.

2181
01:33:03,420 --> 01:33:04,920
Come on, go and donate blood.

2182
01:33:07,960 --> 01:33:09,380
- - B block.
- Okay.

2183
01:33:10,330 --> 01:33:11,580
- - How old is he?
- 32.

2184
01:33:14,370 --> 01:33:15,280
Same.

2185
01:33:16,830 --> 01:33:17,700
Go on.

2186
01:33:18,290 --> 01:33:19,290
Keep going straight.

2187
01:33:19,750 --> 01:33:21,630
Mr. Gupta, this is the final list.

2188
01:33:22,080 --> 01:33:22,950
Meera!

2189
01:33:23,120 --> 01:33:23,830
Ruhi!

2190
01:33:23,960 --> 01:33:25,290
- - Hi!
- You donated your blood?

2191
01:33:25,370 --> 01:33:27,450
Not yet, my husband's donating right now.

2192
01:33:27,540 --> 01:33:29,460
My husband too donated it.

2193
01:33:29,540 --> 01:33:30,590
He must be around.

2194
01:33:30,670 --> 01:33:31,340
I can't see him.

2195
01:33:31,420 --> 01:33:32,790
- - He's here?
- Yes.

2196
01:33:32,870 --> 01:33:33,870
Let's make them meet each other then.

2197
01:33:33,960 --> 01:33:35,210
- - Finally.
- Come.

2198
01:33:35,290 --> 01:33:38,630
Meera, meet Jenny
from Criticare Asia Hospital.

2199
01:33:38,790 --> 01:33:39,420
- - Hi.
- Hi!

2200
01:33:39,500 --> 01:33:41,460
She's the one who organized this camp.

2201
01:33:42,000 --> 01:33:43,380
- - Hello.
- Hello.

2202
01:33:43,460 --> 01:33:44,590
How lovely.

2203
01:33:44,620 --> 01:33:46,490
Your hospital does a lot of charity,

2204
01:33:46,580 --> 01:33:48,830
and now this camp gave us a chance
to help too.

2205
01:33:48,920 --> 01:33:49,960
Thank you so much, Jenny.

2206
01:33:50,040 --> 01:33:51,960
I should be the one thanking you guys.

2207
01:33:52,120 --> 01:33:53,910
The response
from your school's been great.

2208
01:33:54,000 --> 01:33:55,840
And the teachers are really cooperative.

2209
01:33:58,170 --> 01:33:59,590
Where's Dr. Anjali?

2210
01:34:00,170 --> 01:34:01,000
A block.

2211
01:34:01,290 --> 01:34:02,250
- - I'll see you.
- See you.

2212
01:34:02,330 --> 01:34:03,370
Bye.

2213
01:34:04,790 --> 01:34:05,960
Don't you guys have straws?

2214
01:34:11,670 --> 01:34:12,590
Michael?

2215
01:34:12,670 --> 01:34:13,590
You...?

2216
01:34:14,000 --> 01:34:15,210
You too are here?

2217
01:34:15,420 --> 01:34:17,000
Yeah, I organized this camp.

2218
01:34:17,080 --> 01:34:18,620
I already gave my blood twice.

2219
01:34:18,670 --> 01:34:19,540
I'm not giving it again.

2220
01:34:19,620 --> 01:34:20,580
Twice? When?

2221
01:34:21,710 --> 01:34:24,630
Once when I was 18,
and once when I was 24.

2222
01:34:24,960 --> 01:34:26,500
You can donate every three months.
Let's go.

2223
01:34:26,580 --> 01:34:29,280
Every three months,
not every three minutes!

2224
01:34:29,420 --> 01:34:30,500
I've already donated my blood.

2225
01:34:30,580 --> 01:34:31,450
Has he donated?

2226
01:34:32,500 --> 01:34:33,460
He is...?

2227
01:34:33,540 --> 01:34:34,840
Michael, my husband.

2228
01:34:35,040 --> 01:34:38,130
Oh... Michael.

2229
01:34:38,330 --> 01:34:39,580
Mohan and Mehmood are done, but...

2230
01:34:39,620 --> 01:34:40,910
Michael hasn't, right?

2231
01:34:41,420 --> 01:34:42,000
Fine, I'll donate!

2232
01:34:42,080 --> 01:34:44,080
If Mohan and Mehmood can donate
then why not Michael as well?

2233
01:34:44,170 --> 01:34:44,840
Where do I go?

2234
01:34:45,250 --> 01:34:45,880
C block.

2235
01:34:45,960 --> 01:34:47,790
Fine, I'll see your later!

2236
01:34:48,120 --> 01:34:49,160
Age 32, right?

2237
01:34:49,540 --> 01:34:50,500
Good guess.

2238
01:34:50,580 --> 01:34:51,580
Yes.

2239
01:34:55,830 --> 01:34:59,410
"You give me blood, I give you freedom!"

2240
01:35:02,750 --> 01:35:06,090
"See no evil, speak no evil,
hear no evil."

2241
01:35:06,500 --> 01:35:09,130
"No religion is greater
than non-violence."

2242
01:35:11,250 --> 01:35:13,590
'Kids, you are the future of my country."

2243
01:35:13,620 --> 01:35:15,870
"You will build my dream India."

2244
01:35:25,920 --> 01:35:28,960
Mohan, Mehmood, and Michael...

2245
01:35:30,000 --> 01:35:34,710
If it were just about donating blood,
I'd praise you.

2246
01:35:35,330 --> 01:35:36,870
But cheating three women?

2247
01:35:39,210 --> 01:35:40,500
It's not so, brother.

2248
01:35:40,920 --> 01:35:43,250
They formed a kitty party...
I just came out the winner.

2249
01:35:43,710 --> 01:35:44,790
They're all happy.

2250
01:35:44,870 --> 01:35:46,660
Fine, I'll ask them myself.

2251
01:35:46,870 --> 01:35:49,450
- - Wait... what do you want?
- "Long live revolution!"

2252
01:35:51,170 --> 01:35:52,340
Rs. 50,000.

2253
01:35:52,670 --> 01:35:54,210
How about if I pay Rs.500 a month?

2254
01:35:54,420 --> 01:35:56,040
You think I'm a beggar or what?

2255
01:35:56,500 --> 01:35:58,630
I'm thinking Rs. 50,000 every month.

2256
01:35:59,620 --> 01:36:01,660
And I'm thinking of strangling you,

2257
01:36:01,790 --> 01:36:03,540
once I can get my hands on your neck.

2258
01:36:04,920 --> 01:36:09,340
Fine, we'll see whose neck
gets grabbed soon enough.

2259
01:36:09,920 --> 01:36:11,380
I'll expose you in public.

2260
01:36:11,460 --> 01:36:14,170
A huge round of applause for all the kids.

2261
01:36:17,920 --> 01:36:19,170
Excuse me, ma'am.

2262
01:36:20,830 --> 01:36:23,780
Don't go anywhere,
the climax's still to come.

2263
01:36:24,290 --> 01:36:28,380
And now, let's meet a man...

2264
01:36:28,870 --> 01:36:33,580
who's married three times,
in three different faiths...

2265
01:36:35,250 --> 01:36:39,170
and whose three wives
have no clue about it.

2266
01:36:40,290 --> 01:36:41,880
But today, they'll know the truth.

2267
01:36:42,670 --> 01:36:45,250
That man is right here among us.

2268
01:36:46,540 --> 01:36:47,630
Why are you standing there?

2269
01:36:47,710 --> 01:36:48,710
Come up, everyone would love to meet you.

2270
01:36:48,790 --> 01:36:50,040
Come on the stage.

2271
01:36:50,120 --> 01:36:51,120
Please, join us.

2272
01:36:53,170 --> 01:36:54,170
Come on.

2273
01:37:02,370 --> 01:37:03,410
Mohan?

2274
01:37:05,330 --> 01:37:06,370
Mehmood?

2275
01:37:06,830 --> 01:37:07,780
Michael?

2276
01:37:09,790 --> 01:37:12,290
Why do you all look so surprised?

2277
01:37:14,040 --> 01:37:15,500
You all know me.

2278
01:37:16,870 --> 01:37:18,120
I'm your Mohan,

2279
01:37:19,870 --> 01:37:21,030
your Mehmood,

2280
01:37:22,580 --> 01:37:23,660
and your Michael too.

2281
01:37:25,790 --> 01:37:28,380
I'm Jain, I'm Sikh,

2282
01:37:28,830 --> 01:37:31,370
I'm North, I'm South,

2283
01:37:32,330 --> 01:37:34,620
I'm East and I'm West.

2284
01:37:35,370 --> 01:37:37,910
Punjab, Sindh, Gujarat, Maratha.

2285
01:37:38,250 --> 01:37:39,670
I'm your Hindustan!

2286
01:37:50,000 --> 01:37:53,040
Someone said I have three homes...

2287
01:37:53,540 --> 01:37:57,500
No, I embraced all cultures.

2288
01:37:58,460 --> 01:38:02,630
Sikh, Jain, Parsi... they're all mine.

2289
01:38:03,460 --> 01:38:04,630
I don't belong to one.

2290
01:38:04,790 --> 01:38:07,790
I belong to everyone
and everyone belongs to me.

2291
01:38:08,790 --> 01:38:11,170
With one I pray,

2292
01:38:12,460 --> 01:38:14,290
with another I bow in worship,

2293
01:38:15,000 --> 01:38:18,170
and with another I touch
my heart and say, God bless.

2294
01:38:19,080 --> 01:38:22,160
I'm Christmas, I'm Diwali

2295
01:38:22,620 --> 01:38:24,990
I'm Eid, I'm Baisakhi...

2296
01:38:25,670 --> 01:38:28,630
I belong to all faiths,
and all of you belong to me.

2297
01:38:28,710 --> 01:38:30,630
Because I'm your Hindustan.

2298
01:38:31,580 --> 01:38:32,740
Jai Hind!

2299
01:38:33,330 --> 01:38:34,780
He's my husband.

2300
01:38:36,210 --> 01:38:38,130
I'm so proud of you, Michael.

2301
01:38:38,210 --> 01:38:39,460
Michael?

2302
01:38:39,870 --> 01:38:41,410
That's my husband.

2303
01:38:41,790 --> 01:38:43,000
PS5!

2304
01:38:43,080 --> 01:38:43,830
What?

2305
01:38:43,920 --> 01:38:45,630
My PS5's here!

2306
01:38:45,750 --> 01:38:47,000
Great, Mr. Gupta.

2307
01:38:47,370 --> 01:38:50,830
We couldn't have asked for a better finale
to the fancy dress competition than this.

2308
01:38:51,250 --> 01:38:52,170
Well...

2309
01:38:55,460 --> 01:38:56,880
Ladies and gentlemen,

2310
01:38:57,120 --> 01:38:59,950
please welcome our chief guest
for the evening...

2311
01:39:00,370 --> 01:39:03,830
Mr. Sukhvinder Singh Gill
and his daughter, Simran.

2312
01:39:37,460 --> 01:39:38,840
Saniya?!

2313
01:39:43,170 --> 01:39:44,590
Saniya!

2314
01:39:45,920 --> 01:39:47,130
Saniya!

2315
01:39:47,500 --> 01:39:48,670
Saniya!

2316
01:39:48,870 --> 01:39:50,780
- - Stay back. Stay back.
- Saniya!

2317
01:39:50,960 --> 01:39:53,040
Saniya! Wait, sir. Saniya!

2318
01:39:53,120 --> 01:39:53,830
Where do you think you are going?

2319
01:39:53,920 --> 01:39:55,210
- - Stay back.
- Can't you hear me?

2320
01:39:55,290 --> 01:39:56,170
Move back.

2321
01:39:57,170 --> 01:39:58,710
Ishaan as Bhagat Singh.

2322
01:40:00,120 --> 01:40:02,660
- - Ridhaan as Nehru-ji.
- Hubby, something unbelievable just happened.

2323
01:40:02,960 --> 01:40:04,040
You won't believe this...

2324
01:40:04,120 --> 01:40:05,990
- - Janvi as Rani Laxmibai.
- I found Saniya.

2325
01:40:06,080 --> 01:40:06,910
What?

2326
01:40:07,000 --> 01:40:08,090
She's right here in front of me,

2327
01:40:08,170 --> 01:40:09,670
- - Rahul as Rabindranath Tagore.
- at Meera's school.

2328
01:40:09,750 --> 01:40:10,670
Get here, fast.

2329
01:40:11,290 --> 01:40:12,090
Yes.

2330
01:40:27,870 --> 01:40:30,120
Hey, who are you guys?

2331
01:40:30,540 --> 01:40:32,920
I noticed you following our cars.

2332
01:40:33,000 --> 01:40:33,840
What do you want?

2333
01:40:33,920 --> 01:40:35,880
Sir, that girl with Mr. Gill is my Saniya.

2334
01:40:35,960 --> 01:40:37,090
Who's Saniya?

2335
01:40:37,420 --> 01:40:39,460
She's Mr. Gill's daughter, Simran.

2336
01:40:39,540 --> 01:40:40,960
No, sir, she's Saniya.

2337
01:40:41,040 --> 01:40:41,920
I love her.

2338
01:40:42,000 --> 01:40:43,540
Have you lost your mind?

2339
01:40:43,620 --> 01:40:45,490
He's telling the truth, sir.
She's Saniya.

2340
01:40:45,580 --> 01:40:46,780
Shut up and get out of here.

2341
01:40:46,920 --> 01:40:48,420
I'm not leaving without meeting her.

2342
01:40:48,500 --> 01:40:50,340
So, you're not going to leave, huh?

2343
01:40:50,830 --> 01:40:51,740
Huh?

2344
01:40:51,830 --> 01:40:53,160
Cut my head off if you want,

2345
01:40:53,670 --> 01:40:56,880
but she's my Saniya
and I'm not leaving without meeting her.

2346
01:41:13,420 --> 01:41:14,880
You might be right, son.

2347
01:41:16,500 --> 01:41:18,290
She isn't Simran and she's your Saniya.

2348
01:41:19,580 --> 01:41:22,120
But she's forgotten everything.

2349
01:41:22,460 --> 01:41:23,340
How?

2350
01:41:23,420 --> 01:41:25,290
God knows if it was an accident...

2351
01:41:26,460 --> 01:41:28,090
or something worse.

2352
01:41:28,870 --> 01:41:33,030
She was unconscious
when Mr. Gill found her.

2353
01:41:33,500 --> 01:41:37,170
She got treated, but she lost her memory.

2354
01:41:38,040 --> 01:41:43,090
She didn't remember anything...
neither her name nor old her life.

2355
01:41:43,670 --> 01:41:46,840
Mr. Gill gave her a new one, Simran.

2356
01:41:47,460 --> 01:41:49,040
Now she's his daughter,

2357
01:41:49,710 --> 01:41:55,040
and he's going to marrying her
into a reputed Sikh family.

2358
01:41:57,500 --> 01:42:01,250
No problem, sir, Sardar Manjeet Singh
is ready to marry Simran.

2359
01:42:02,040 --> 01:42:03,210
Who's he?

2360
01:42:03,670 --> 01:42:04,710
Your brother.

2361
01:42:05,620 --> 01:42:06,870
So now you're going to be a Sikh?

2362
01:42:07,420 --> 01:42:10,290
Love isn't about changing;
it's about accepting, Hubby.

2363
01:42:10,620 --> 01:42:12,030
Well said, son.

2364
01:42:12,620 --> 01:42:16,200
We don't choose who we worship...

2365
01:42:17,210 --> 01:42:22,090
He chooses how
He wants to be worshipped through us.

2366
01:42:22,250 --> 01:42:23,210
Well said, sir.

2367
01:42:23,710 --> 01:42:25,790
Please bless him, sir.

2368
01:42:26,120 --> 01:42:27,530
May God bless you.

2369
01:42:28,000 --> 01:42:29,250
Thank you, sir.

2370
01:42:50,580 --> 01:42:54,030
Ranjha found Heer, his soul's delight,

2371
01:42:55,580 --> 01:42:59,080
He found his destiny, his guiding light.

2372
01:43:00,920 --> 01:43:05,630
The thirsty found a river deep,

2373
01:43:06,000 --> 01:43:09,250
The weary at last found relief.

2374
01:43:10,330 --> 01:43:15,240
They crossed through fire holding strong,

2375
01:43:15,540 --> 01:43:20,460
They waited through the nights so long.

2376
01:43:20,620 --> 01:43:22,910
They spoke to each other
in dreams so deep,

2377
01:43:23,000 --> 01:43:25,630
That's how they loved
through nights of sleep.

2378
01:43:25,710 --> 01:43:28,170
Today they meet,

2379
01:43:28,250 --> 01:43:31,380
Their tears fulfil a lifelong dream.

2380
01:43:31,460 --> 01:43:35,130
Ranjha found Heer, his soul's delight,

2381
01:43:36,540 --> 01:43:39,960
He found his destiny, his guiding light.

2382
01:43:41,670 --> 01:43:46,790
The thirsty found a river deep,

2383
01:43:46,870 --> 01:43:50,490
The weary at last found relief.

2384
01:43:51,790 --> 01:43:55,540
Ranjha found Heer, his soul's delight,

2385
01:43:57,000 --> 01:44:02,710
He found his destiny, his guiding light.

2386
01:44:21,620 --> 01:44:29,030
I want you near and nothing more,

2387
01:44:32,080 --> 01:44:35,330
May no sun scorch you as before,

2388
01:44:35,420 --> 01:44:40,040
I'll walk beside you,
as your shade evermore.

2389
01:44:42,330 --> 01:44:44,910
One lifetime can't contain my need,

2390
01:44:45,000 --> 01:44:47,380
I'll come again and again indeed.

2391
01:44:47,460 --> 01:44:49,840
If born a hundred times anew,

2392
01:44:49,920 --> 01:44:55,460
Each time I'll search, and find it's you.

2393
01:44:55,750 --> 01:44:59,000
I thought I'd lost what life could be,

2394
01:45:00,830 --> 01:45:04,200
But found my mate, my destiny.

2395
01:45:06,040 --> 01:45:10,750
The thirsty found a river deep,

2396
01:45:11,120 --> 01:45:14,700
The weary at last found relief.

2397
01:45:15,540 --> 01:45:20,500
They crossed through fire holding strong,

2398
01:45:20,580 --> 01:45:25,660
They waited through the nights so long.

2399
01:45:25,750 --> 01:45:28,290
They spoke to each other in dreams so deep,

2400
01:45:28,370 --> 01:45:30,700
That's how they loved
through nights of sleep.

2401
01:45:30,790 --> 01:45:33,290
Today they meet,

2402
01:45:33,420 --> 01:45:36,500
Their tears fulfil a lifelong dream.

2403
01:45:36,580 --> 01:45:40,160
Ranjha found Heer, his soul's delight,

2404
01:45:41,620 --> 01:45:44,950
He found his destiny, his guiding light.

2405
01:45:46,710 --> 01:45:51,880
The thirsty found a river deep,

2406
01:45:51,960 --> 01:45:55,630
The weary at last found relief.

2407
01:45:56,870 --> 01:46:00,580
Ranjha found Heer, his soul's delight,

2408
01:46:02,000 --> 01:46:07,880
He found his destiny, his guiding light.

2409
01:46:40,040 --> 01:46:41,420
I love you, Mr. Manjeet.

2410
01:46:45,830 --> 01:46:48,200
She doesn't even remember she's Saniya

2411
01:46:48,540 --> 01:46:50,630
It's fine, at least she fell for me.

2412
01:46:52,580 --> 01:46:53,780
Damn it.

2413
01:46:53,920 --> 01:46:55,630
Ever since you found Saniya,

2414
01:46:56,000 --> 01:46:57,880
I've been stuck answering calls
from all three wives of yours.

2415
01:46:57,960 --> 01:46:59,170
You didn't tell them the truth, did you?

2416
01:46:59,790 --> 01:47:01,960
I told them something even
I don't understand.

2417
01:47:02,040 --> 01:47:03,040
What?

2418
01:47:04,670 --> 01:47:09,090
[Gibberish]

2419
01:47:14,000 --> 01:47:15,340
Manjeet, son,

2420
01:47:16,120 --> 01:47:19,740
ever since Simran saw you,
she hasn't stopped smiling.

2421
01:47:19,830 --> 01:47:21,620
The same goes for him, Aunty.

2422
01:47:21,710 --> 01:47:24,750
Before this, he was a wreck trying
to juggle three homes.

2423
01:47:24,830 --> 01:47:26,080
- - Three homes?
- Three homes?

2424
01:47:26,170 --> 01:47:30,000
Yes... my home, his home and your home.

2425
01:47:30,120 --> 01:47:31,280
Yes.

2426
01:47:31,750 --> 01:47:34,750
So Simran, what have you decided?

2427
01:47:34,830 --> 01:47:36,080
Should we get you married to him?

2428
01:47:36,170 --> 01:47:38,420
I've already said "I love you" to him.

2429
01:47:38,540 --> 01:47:40,040
- - Wow...
- What else can I say?

2430
01:47:40,580 --> 01:47:41,950
Say it two more times.

2431
01:47:42,420 --> 01:47:44,000
It takes three "I dos" to seal the deal.

2432
01:47:44,170 --> 01:47:45,040
Huh?

2433
01:47:45,120 --> 01:47:47,660
I went to a Muslim friend's wedding once.

2434
01:47:47,750 --> 01:47:49,290
I saw them say it three times.

2435
01:47:49,420 --> 01:47:50,460
Oh.

2436
01:47:50,620 --> 01:47:55,620
Son, we want you to come as the groom
in our ancestral car, as soon as possible.

2437
01:47:56,120 --> 01:47:57,700
Don't you think it's too small?

2438
01:47:57,790 --> 01:47:59,210
- - Yes.
- This is its key.

2439
01:47:59,290 --> 01:48:00,920
Ah, the key.

2440
01:48:01,000 --> 01:48:02,710
I thought you meant
I had to come in this car.

2441
01:48:04,620 --> 01:48:05,660
Hello?

2442
01:48:05,790 --> 01:48:06,460
Hello?

2443
01:48:06,540 --> 01:48:11,630
[Gibberish]

2444
01:48:15,040 --> 01:48:17,630
Fine, you're in Dubai,
but at least pick up the phone, Michael.

2445
01:48:17,670 --> 01:48:19,000
He's still in Dubai.

2446
01:48:20,540 --> 01:48:23,540
Sir, we got CCTV footage
from that church in Goa.

2447
01:48:24,460 --> 01:48:25,630
Zoom in.

2448
01:48:27,620 --> 01:48:28,620
Zoom in further.

2449
01:48:44,790 --> 01:48:46,880
We can see a girl get kidnapped.

2450
01:48:47,000 --> 01:48:48,250
- - Hmm.
- Have a look.

2451
01:48:49,580 --> 01:48:51,620
The girl was there that day
at the church to get married.

2452
01:48:51,870 --> 01:48:53,620
She had enrolled herself as Rosy.

2453
01:48:53,710 --> 01:48:54,960
Who was she going to marry?

2454
01:48:55,040 --> 01:48:56,040
Someone named Michael.

2455
01:48:57,120 --> 01:48:58,120
Michael?

2456
01:48:58,330 --> 01:48:59,280
Yes, sir.

2457
01:48:59,370 --> 01:49:01,160
That day two Michaels showed up
to get married.

2458
01:49:01,710 --> 01:49:02,590
Okay.

2459
01:49:02,830 --> 01:49:03,870
And the kidnapper?

2460
01:49:04,290 --> 01:49:05,460
We have him waiting outside.

2461
01:49:06,870 --> 01:49:07,870
Come with me.

2462
01:49:12,580 --> 01:49:13,490
Where's Rosy?

2463
01:49:15,210 --> 01:49:16,210
Who's Rosy, sir?

2464
01:49:18,080 --> 01:49:20,410
The girl you kidnapped from the church.

2465
01:49:20,870 --> 01:49:22,700
That wasn't Rosy, sir, that was Saniya.

2466
01:49:22,790 --> 01:49:23,880
Saniya?

2467
01:49:24,580 --> 01:49:25,780
How did she become Rosy?

2468
01:49:25,870 --> 01:49:27,330
I don't know, sir.

2469
01:49:28,830 --> 01:49:31,080
She went there as Rosy to marry Mehmood.

2470
01:49:31,170 --> 01:49:32,840
So she went there to marry you?

2471
01:49:33,330 --> 01:49:34,370
No, the other Mehmood.

2472
01:49:35,500 --> 01:49:37,840
But in the register it says that
she came there to marry Michael.

2473
01:49:37,920 --> 01:49:39,670
But sir, she loved Mehmood.

2474
01:49:39,750 --> 01:49:40,710
So she loved you.

2475
01:49:40,790 --> 01:49:42,630
No, the other Mehmood.

2476
01:49:43,370 --> 01:49:46,740
So before Michael,
she loved another Mehmood?

2477
01:49:46,830 --> 01:49:49,240
No sir, first she loved Mohan.

2478
01:49:49,710 --> 01:49:50,840
So two men loved her...?

2479
01:49:50,920 --> 01:49:53,000
Mohan and the other Mehmood?

2480
01:49:53,080 --> 01:49:54,870
No sir, only one man truly loved her.

2481
01:49:54,960 --> 01:49:57,420
Didn't you say first Mohan loved her,

2482
01:49:57,500 --> 01:49:59,040
then later the other Mehmood loved her too?

2483
01:49:59,120 --> 01:49:59,740
Yes, sir.

2484
01:49:59,830 --> 01:50:02,530
So Mohan and the other Mehmood...
how many men is that?

2485
01:50:02,670 --> 01:50:03,250
One, sir.

2486
01:50:03,330 --> 01:50:05,030
I'll slap you senseless.

2487
01:50:06,210 --> 01:50:10,210
Mohan and the other Mehmood...
that's two men, right?

2488
01:50:10,420 --> 01:50:11,630
One, sir.

2489
01:50:13,290 --> 01:50:14,710
Are you even following what he's saying?

2490
01:50:14,830 --> 01:50:16,780
Sir, you're the inspector,

2491
01:50:16,960 --> 01:50:19,920
if you can't, then how can I?
I'm just a constable!

2492
01:50:22,040 --> 01:50:26,340
Look, this station has me,
Sukumar, and Sanjay.

2493
01:50:26,500 --> 01:50:27,460
How many men's that?

2494
01:50:27,750 --> 01:50:29,170
- - Three, sir.
- Good.

2495
01:50:29,790 --> 01:50:33,460
Now if the ones
who loved Saniya are Mohan, Mehmood,

2496
01:50:33,790 --> 01:50:35,960
- - no, the other Mehmood and Michael...
- the other Mehmood.

2497
01:50:36,040 --> 01:50:37,380
How many men's that?

2498
01:50:38,670 --> 01:50:39,460
One, sir.

2499
01:50:39,540 --> 01:50:43,630
You idiot, Mohan, the other Mehmood

2500
01:50:43,710 --> 01:50:46,920
and Michael
are three different people not one!

2501
01:50:47,000 --> 01:50:49,540
Are you high or what?

2502
01:50:49,620 --> 01:50:51,950
Sir, this man just said the same thing...

2503
01:50:52,170 --> 01:50:53,420
Mohan, Mehmood, and Michael

2504
01:50:53,500 --> 01:50:54,630
- - are all the same person.
- Yes.

2505
01:50:54,960 --> 01:50:57,290
Is everyone high or what?

2506
01:50:57,460 --> 01:50:58,380
Who are you?

2507
01:50:58,620 --> 01:50:59,620
Sir...

2508
01:51:00,370 --> 01:51:03,910
Sir, I'm the Physical Training Instructor
at SSG International School.

2509
01:51:04,000 --> 01:51:04,710
Hmm.

2510
01:51:04,830 --> 01:51:09,740
That man donated blood three times,
under three names:

2511
01:51:10,210 --> 01:51:12,460
Mohan, Mehmood, and Michael.

2512
01:51:12,830 --> 01:51:14,700
He is married to three women.

2513
01:51:14,790 --> 01:51:15,960
Each one claims him as her husband.

2514
01:51:16,080 --> 01:51:17,410
I can show you their photos.

2515
01:51:17,500 --> 01:51:18,380
Then show it.

2516
01:51:20,120 --> 01:51:23,030
Sir, he's a cheat.

2517
01:51:23,250 --> 01:51:27,670
He offered me Rs. 50,000 to stay quiet.

2518
01:51:28,040 --> 01:51:30,210
But sir, let me tell you,

2519
01:51:30,290 --> 01:51:33,790
forget Rs. 50,000,
he didn't even give me 50 paisa!

2520
01:51:33,870 --> 01:51:34,910
No honesty left in this world, I tell you!

2521
01:51:35,000 --> 01:51:36,340
Just show the damn photo!

2522
01:51:36,750 --> 01:51:37,670
I'll show it to you, sir.

2523
01:51:37,750 --> 01:51:39,090
I couldn't find it.

2524
01:51:39,170 --> 01:51:40,170
Here it is, sir.

2525
01:51:41,330 --> 01:51:42,660
His first wife, Meera.

2526
01:51:42,870 --> 01:51:46,030
Sir, this is his second wife, Ruhi.

2527
01:51:46,460 --> 01:51:49,000
And this is third wife...

2528
01:51:49,540 --> 01:51:51,000
- - Jenny?
- Yes, Jenny.

2529
01:51:52,210 --> 01:51:55,130
And this...
this is the man I was talking about.

2530
01:51:55,960 --> 01:51:56,920
Michael.

2531
01:51:57,080 --> 01:51:58,030
Yes.

2532
01:51:58,540 --> 01:51:59,590
One man.

2533
01:52:09,790 --> 01:52:11,460
You shouldn't have done this.

2534
01:52:11,540 --> 01:52:14,960
I wouldn't have, sir,
if he'd just given me Rs. 50,000.

2535
01:52:16,960 --> 01:52:18,380
Are we facing a power failure or what?

2536
01:52:18,460 --> 01:52:19,420
Take him away.

2537
01:52:22,580 --> 01:52:24,370
And call these three to the police station.

2538
01:52:24,580 --> 01:52:26,080
Who, Mohan, Mehmood and Michael?

2539
01:52:27,120 --> 01:52:28,370
All the three girls!

2540
01:52:30,250 --> 01:52:31,210
Forget it.

2541
01:52:33,000 --> 01:52:34,090
I'll handle it.

2542
01:52:38,000 --> 01:52:39,170
Sir, here's your ring.

2543
01:52:42,870 --> 01:52:44,450
It's beautiful, ma'am, thank you.

2544
01:52:45,290 --> 01:52:46,590
- - Would you like a carry bag?
- No, I'm just going to put it on right away.

2545
01:52:46,620 --> 01:52:47,530
Thank you.

2546
01:52:48,960 --> 01:52:50,460
Mohan's been missing for days.

2547
01:52:50,710 --> 01:52:52,340
Even his in-laws are asking now.

2548
01:52:52,500 --> 01:52:53,210
Hello?

2549
01:52:53,330 --> 01:52:57,910
[Gibberish]

2550
01:52:58,000 --> 01:52:59,090
Shut up!

2551
01:52:59,170 --> 01:53:02,790
[Gibberish]

2552
01:53:02,870 --> 01:53:04,530
[Gibberish]

2553
01:53:04,620 --> 01:53:05,160
Shut up!

2554
01:53:05,250 --> 01:53:06,670
[Gibberish]

2555
01:53:07,330 --> 01:53:08,620
He hung up on me!

2556
01:53:08,710 --> 01:53:10,090
Who're you yelling at?

2557
01:53:10,870 --> 01:53:13,990
Mohan's in Dubai, dear.

2558
01:53:14,120 --> 01:53:17,030
I think he eloped with Saniya.

2559
01:53:17,120 --> 01:53:18,160
Saniya?!

2560
01:53:18,710 --> 01:53:22,250
Yeah, I think it's because
of her he turned into Mehmood.

2561
01:53:22,420 --> 01:53:24,380
What nonsense! Don't say that!

2562
01:53:24,460 --> 01:53:25,460
Why shouldn't I?

2563
01:53:25,580 --> 01:53:29,580
Remember the other day,
we found a Muslim cap in his clothes.

2564
01:53:29,830 --> 01:53:32,870
And every time someone shouts,
"Mehmood! Mehmood!",

2565
01:53:32,960 --> 01:53:34,750
it's Mohan who runs out!

2566
01:53:34,830 --> 01:53:37,200
Mehmood! Mehmood!

2567
01:53:37,290 --> 01:53:38,380
Heard that?

2568
01:53:38,870 --> 01:53:41,330
Let me go find out who it is.

2569
01:53:43,620 --> 01:53:44,450
Mehmood!

2570
01:53:44,580 --> 01:53:45,160
You?

2571
01:53:45,250 --> 01:53:45,840
Yeah, me.

2572
01:53:45,920 --> 01:53:47,590
Who are you calling Mehmood?

2573
01:53:47,620 --> 01:53:48,660
My son-in-law.

2574
01:53:48,750 --> 01:53:49,460
Who's your son-in-law?

2575
01:53:49,540 --> 01:53:50,460
Your son.

2576
01:53:50,540 --> 01:53:51,500
- - Mohan.
- Yes.

2577
01:53:51,580 --> 01:53:52,830
How is Mohan your son-in-law?

2578
01:53:52,920 --> 01:53:54,130
He married Ruhi.

2579
01:53:54,210 --> 01:53:55,790
He married Meera.

2580
01:53:55,870 --> 01:53:56,660
He married Ruhi.

2581
01:53:56,750 --> 01:53:58,250
He married Meera.

2582
01:53:58,330 --> 01:53:59,780
Looks like he married both of them.

2583
01:53:59,870 --> 01:54:00,870
He got married twice?

2584
01:54:01,170 --> 01:54:02,710
I'll break his bones.

2585
01:54:02,790 --> 01:54:03,630
I'll break his head.

2586
01:54:03,670 --> 01:54:04,460
- - Get lost!
- You get lost!

2587
01:54:04,540 --> 01:54:05,630
- - Get lost!
- You get lost!

2588
01:54:05,710 --> 01:54:08,340
Stop, stop, stop...
do you even know where Mohan is?

2589
01:54:08,420 --> 01:54:09,630
- - Dubai!
- Dubai!

2590
01:54:09,710 --> 01:54:11,460
No, he's in Bhopal.

2591
01:54:11,540 --> 01:54:12,710
- - In Bhopal?
- Yes.

2592
01:54:12,790 --> 01:54:16,880
He just bought a diamond ring
with my credit card for Women's Day.

2593
01:54:16,960 --> 01:54:19,000
Who's getting the ring this time?

2594
01:54:19,080 --> 01:54:20,200
How would I know?

2595
01:54:20,290 --> 01:54:21,590
I just got a message from DB Mall.

2596
01:54:21,620 --> 01:54:22,200
DB Mall?

2597
01:54:22,290 --> 01:54:23,840
- - Let's go, let's go, let's go.
- Please, hurry up.

2598
01:54:23,960 --> 01:54:26,130
I am, dear, I am.

2599
01:54:42,170 --> 01:54:43,040
Oh shit!

2600
01:54:57,500 --> 01:54:58,460
Meera?

2601
01:54:59,120 --> 01:54:59,780
Hey!

2602
01:54:59,870 --> 01:55:00,410
Jenny!

2603
01:55:00,500 --> 01:55:01,540
- - Hi!
- Hi!

2604
01:55:01,580 --> 01:55:02,620
How are you?

2605
01:55:02,670 --> 01:55:04,090
I'm good. How about you?

2606
01:55:04,210 --> 01:55:05,500
- - I'm fine, thank you.
- Hi!

2607
01:55:05,580 --> 01:55:07,490
What brings you two here?

2608
01:55:07,580 --> 01:55:08,660
Hi!

2609
01:55:08,960 --> 01:55:10,380
My brother called me.

2610
01:55:10,460 --> 01:55:12,340
I have called these two here as well.

2611
01:55:12,920 --> 01:55:14,090
Hello Meera, hi Ruhi.

2612
01:55:14,210 --> 01:55:15,500
Inspector David D'Costa.

2613
01:55:15,580 --> 01:55:16,620
Hello.

2614
01:55:17,870 --> 01:55:21,200
Brother, how do you know them?

2615
01:55:21,330 --> 01:55:22,580
I don't, actually.

2616
01:55:22,710 --> 01:55:24,750
But the police found some information

2617
01:55:24,830 --> 01:55:26,910
which I wanted to share it
with all three of you, together.

2618
01:55:28,460 --> 01:55:31,000
Excuse me, sir,
could you please move to the next table?

2619
01:55:32,330 --> 01:55:35,080
Son, can you too sit over there.
I need to talk to them.

2620
01:55:35,580 --> 01:55:36,410
Come, Jenny.

2621
01:55:45,960 --> 01:55:47,590
- - He is your brother?
- Yes.

2622
01:55:48,460 --> 01:55:49,420
Yes.

2623
01:55:49,870 --> 01:55:51,160
What information?

2624
01:55:53,370 --> 01:55:55,990
Jenny, I could've told you at home,

2625
01:55:57,040 --> 01:56:00,380
but I thought that it'd would hurt
you less if you find out

2626
01:56:00,460 --> 01:56:02,420
about it in front of them.

2627
01:56:02,920 --> 01:56:04,250
Can you just come to the point?

2628
01:56:04,330 --> 01:56:05,620
Yes, why are you beating around the bush?

2629
01:56:05,710 --> 01:56:06,590
What's wrong?

2630
01:56:06,960 --> 01:56:09,630
I'm sure you three have
your husband's photos with you right now.

2631
01:56:09,710 --> 01:56:11,170
- - Yeah, we do.
- On your mobile phones?

2632
01:56:11,250 --> 01:56:12,000
- - Yes.
- Yes.

2633
01:56:12,080 --> 01:56:13,490
Please show them to each other.

2634
01:56:17,080 --> 01:56:18,030
Mohan Sharma.

2635
01:56:18,120 --> 01:56:18,990
Mehmood.

2636
01:56:21,000 --> 01:56:22,290
That's my Michael.

2637
01:56:22,790 --> 01:56:24,130
- - What kind of a stupid joke is this?
- That's Michael!

2638
01:56:24,210 --> 01:56:25,340
- - That's Mohan.
- That's Michael!

2639
01:56:25,830 --> 01:56:27,240
He's Mehmood, my husband.

2640
01:56:27,330 --> 01:56:29,660
- - This is my husband, Mohan Sharma!
- What nonsense!

2641
01:56:29,750 --> 01:56:31,590
- - He's my husband, Michael.
- Are you crazy?

2642
01:56:31,620 --> 01:56:33,410
- - No, he's my husband.
- You mad or what?

2643
01:56:33,500 --> 01:56:34,340
That's Michael.

2644
01:56:34,420 --> 01:56:36,250
That's Mohan.
You think I wouldn't recognize my husband?

2645
01:56:36,330 --> 01:56:37,120
It's Michael.

2646
01:56:37,210 --> 01:56:38,380
- - What are you saying?
- This is my Michael.

2647
01:56:38,460 --> 01:56:39,710
You think I wouldn't recognize my husband?

2648
01:56:39,790 --> 01:56:40,590
I wouldn't know my husband?

2649
01:56:40,620 --> 01:56:41,280
Just because we got married

2650
01:56:41,370 --> 01:56:43,370
on the same day doesn't mean
we got married to the same guy.

2651
01:56:43,460 --> 01:56:44,920
- - Please...
- Who said we got married to the same guy?

2652
01:56:45,000 --> 01:56:46,500
- - That is right.
- That's Michael.

2653
01:56:47,120 --> 01:56:49,580
That's why I called you three here
to tell the truth.

2654
01:56:49,670 --> 01:56:50,590
What's the truth?

2655
01:56:50,670 --> 01:56:55,290
He's your Mehmood,
your Mohan, and your Michael.

2656
01:56:55,370 --> 01:56:56,660
That's impossible.

2657
01:56:56,790 --> 01:56:58,790
- - I'll call him right away.
- This man married

2658
01:56:59,330 --> 01:57:00,450
and deceived all three of you.

2659
01:57:00,580 --> 01:57:02,620
- - No, I'll call Mohan right away.
- Give it to me.

2660
01:57:02,710 --> 01:57:03,750
- - This is not possible.
- How is this possible?

2661
01:57:03,830 --> 01:57:05,490
Michael can't do this to me.

2662
01:57:06,080 --> 01:57:08,490
I couldn't believe it either, but...

2663
01:57:10,870 --> 01:57:11,870
Jenny?

2664
01:57:12,290 --> 01:57:13,170
Are you alright?

2665
01:57:13,330 --> 01:57:16,450
Jenny, please.
Please, breathe in, breathe in.

2666
01:57:16,750 --> 01:57:17,920
Please, breathe in.

2667
01:57:18,000 --> 01:57:19,040
It's alright.

2668
01:57:19,120 --> 01:57:20,160
It's going to be fine.

2669
01:57:20,290 --> 01:57:21,540
Take deep breaths.

2670
01:57:21,670 --> 01:57:23,920
- - Jenny! Jenny! Jenny!
- How can I help?

2671
01:57:24,000 --> 01:57:25,670
- - Doctor! Do we have a doctor here?
- Help!

2672
01:57:25,750 --> 01:57:27,790
- - Somebody please help!
- Doctor! Please, call an ambulance.

2673
01:57:27,870 --> 01:57:29,240
- - Get some water.
- Water!

2674
01:57:29,330 --> 01:57:31,580
- - Move back, everyone.
- Give her some space.

2675
01:57:31,710 --> 01:57:32,960
Please, give her some space.

2676
01:57:33,040 --> 01:57:34,090
Give her some space.

2677
01:57:34,170 --> 01:57:35,590
- - Water! Water!
- Please, give her some space.

2678
01:57:35,670 --> 01:57:37,000
Please, give her some space.

2679
01:57:37,120 --> 01:57:38,780
- - Move back!
- Please, move back.

2680
01:57:41,580 --> 01:57:42,530
- - Water!
- Oh, thank God!

2681
01:57:42,620 --> 01:57:44,280
Jenny, are you alright?

2682
01:57:45,580 --> 01:57:46,580
She's better.

2683
01:57:46,620 --> 01:57:47,620
Michael...

2684
01:57:48,080 --> 01:57:49,450
I won't spare Michael.

2685
01:57:51,540 --> 01:57:52,380
Thanks, sir.

2686
01:57:54,080 --> 01:57:55,580
My phone, my phone, my phone.

2687
01:57:56,120 --> 01:57:57,370
- - I'll hand it to you, sir.
- Put it to my ear.

2688
01:57:59,290 --> 01:58:01,090
[Gibberish]

2689
01:58:01,170 --> 01:58:02,920
It's me. Where are you?

2690
01:58:03,000 --> 01:58:04,710
Trying on new outfits
for your wedding, bro.

2691
01:58:04,790 --> 01:58:06,380
We're this close to getting ours torn off!

2692
01:58:06,540 --> 01:58:09,340
D.D. told all my three wives
that I'm Mohan, Mehmood, and Michael.

2693
01:58:09,420 --> 01:58:10,250
What are you saying?

2694
01:58:10,330 --> 01:58:11,780
You get out of there before they find out

2695
01:58:11,870 --> 01:58:14,330
I'm getting married
for the fourth time as Manjeet.

2696
01:58:14,420 --> 01:58:15,840
Yes!
You too get there in no time.

2697
01:58:15,920 --> 01:58:17,340
You've finally found Saniya.

2698
01:58:17,420 --> 01:58:18,790
You can't lose her again.

2699
01:58:18,870 --> 01:58:19,700
Never again, Hubby.

2700
01:58:20,170 --> 01:58:23,130
I married Meera, Ruhi
and Jenny only to save their lives...

2701
01:58:23,580 --> 01:58:25,830
but today, I'm going to save
my marriage with Saniya.

2702
01:58:26,250 --> 01:58:27,630
- - You get there right away.
- I'm on my way.

2703
01:58:27,790 --> 01:58:28,460
Abbu?

2704
01:58:31,290 --> 01:58:32,250
Your ring.

2705
01:58:33,710 --> 01:58:36,540
Don't tell anyone...
and I'll buy you a PS5.

2706
01:58:36,620 --> 01:58:37,530
I won't.

2707
01:58:37,620 --> 01:58:39,370
And I don't want a PS5 either.

2708
01:58:39,620 --> 01:58:42,990
I've already got a superhero Abba
who saves lives.

2709
01:58:43,120 --> 01:58:44,080
What more could I ask for?

2710
01:58:45,750 --> 01:58:47,500
I used to think you were
a troublemaking devil,

2711
01:58:48,250 --> 01:58:52,170
but you proved kids really are angels.

2712
01:58:52,790 --> 01:58:53,790
Love you, son.

2713
01:58:53,870 --> 01:58:54,580
Thank you.

2714
01:58:54,710 --> 01:58:56,540
Now go, your fourth one is waiting.

2715
01:58:56,870 --> 01:58:58,080
Yeah, bye.

2716
01:58:59,290 --> 01:59:00,920
Hey Rapido, where are you?

2717
01:59:01,000 --> 01:59:03,090
Come fast, I'm waiting!

2718
01:59:04,290 --> 01:59:05,670
Where do you want to go?

2719
01:59:05,750 --> 01:59:07,040
You want us to drop you somewhere?

2720
01:59:07,120 --> 01:59:08,200
You two?

2721
01:59:08,290 --> 01:59:09,290
Where's Mohan?

2722
01:59:09,420 --> 01:59:09,960
Where is he?

2723
01:59:10,040 --> 01:59:11,710
- - I-I'll go find out.
- Where's Mehmood?

2724
01:59:11,790 --> 01:59:12,960
- - I'll check and be right back.
- Hey!

2725
01:59:13,040 --> 01:59:13,920
He's gone to find out.

2726
01:59:14,000 --> 01:59:14,840
Gone to find out?

2727
01:59:15,170 --> 01:59:17,210
We came here to ask him!

2728
01:59:17,420 --> 01:59:18,290
How will we find out?

2729
01:59:18,420 --> 01:59:19,500
Someone... Hubby!

2730
01:59:19,750 --> 01:59:21,250
Ask Hubby! He would know!

2731
01:59:21,540 --> 01:59:22,880
- - Where's Michael, Hubby?
- Let's ask him!

2732
01:59:22,960 --> 01:59:24,380
- - Where's Michael?
- Hubby, listen...!

2733
01:59:24,460 --> 01:59:26,790
- - I'll go and ask! One second!
- Hubby! Hubby, wait!

2734
01:59:26,870 --> 01:59:27,740
I'm not going anywhere.

2735
01:59:27,830 --> 01:59:28,910
- - Hubby, stop!
- I'll be right back!

2736
01:59:29,000 --> 01:59:30,090
- - Hubby!
- Hubby!

2737
01:59:30,870 --> 01:59:32,200
- - Stop him! Where is he going?
- Oh my God,

2738
01:59:32,290 --> 01:59:33,840
I've got his father waiting outside
and his wives chasing me inside!

2739
01:59:33,920 --> 01:59:35,000
- - Hubby!
- Hubby!

2740
01:59:35,080 --> 01:59:35,620
Run!

2741
01:59:35,670 --> 01:59:37,500
Ma'am, look over there, that's Hubby!

2742
01:59:37,580 --> 01:59:38,660
This is my husband.

2743
01:59:39,080 --> 01:59:39,870
Hubby!

2744
01:59:39,960 --> 01:59:43,210
I told you he will get thrashed one day.

2745
01:59:43,290 --> 01:59:45,380
As you sow, so reap so shall.

2746
01:59:45,460 --> 01:59:47,250
- - Yes, ma'am.
- Record it. Film it right now.

2747
01:59:47,500 --> 01:59:48,540
- - Hubby, wait, wait...
- Brother!

2748
01:59:48,580 --> 01:59:50,080
- - I just want to talk...
- Hubby...

2749
01:59:50,170 --> 01:59:51,090
- - Hubby, stop.
- Come on!

2750
01:59:51,500 --> 01:59:52,420
Follow me!

2751
01:59:52,580 --> 01:59:53,870
Hubby, please stop.

2752
01:59:54,120 --> 01:59:54,700
Get him!

2753
01:59:54,790 --> 01:59:57,250
Surleen, I'm sending you
a video about your guy.

2754
01:59:58,120 --> 02:00:00,120
You had a close shave. This guy is doomed!

2755
02:00:00,210 --> 02:00:02,130
Stop! Hubby, stop!

2756
02:00:04,460 --> 02:00:05,790
Stop! Stop!

2757
02:00:06,170 --> 02:00:08,130
Stop, come on!

2758
02:00:09,620 --> 02:00:12,240
Guppy! Guppy!

2759
02:00:12,330 --> 02:00:13,740
Stop! Stop! Guppy, stop!

2760
02:00:14,710 --> 02:00:15,670
Hey...

2761
02:00:15,750 --> 02:00:17,420
Give me that. Where are the bullets?

2762
02:00:17,500 --> 02:00:18,170
Where are the bullets?

2763
02:00:18,250 --> 02:00:19,670
- - Come on, Pundit.
- Let's go.

2764
02:00:19,750 --> 02:00:23,630
- - Hurry up and hop on.
- Start the scooter first.

2765
02:00:23,710 --> 02:00:25,460
Let's go, let's go, let's go.

2766
02:00:25,750 --> 02:00:27,670
Get him! Get him!

2767
02:00:41,540 --> 02:00:43,380
Get out of my way, Aunty! Move away!

2768
02:00:43,500 --> 02:00:44,250
Hey!

2769
02:00:44,330 --> 02:00:45,200
He has lost it!

2770
02:00:45,290 --> 02:00:46,210
Hubby!

2771
02:00:48,370 --> 02:00:49,200
Hey!

2772
02:00:50,670 --> 02:00:51,460
Who are those two guys?

2773
02:00:51,540 --> 02:00:53,790
- - That's my Abba's scooter.
- This way...

2774
02:00:53,960 --> 02:00:55,210
That's my Abba.

2775
02:00:57,290 --> 02:00:58,960
That's my father-in-law...
the one using the gun.

2776
02:00:59,040 --> 02:00:59,880
Father-in-law?

2777
02:01:00,500 --> 02:01:01,460
Stop it, guys!

2778
02:01:01,540 --> 02:01:02,750
Where're you aiming?

2779
02:01:02,830 --> 02:01:04,330
At the tyre.

2780
02:01:04,580 --> 02:01:05,910
Then aim at the balloon.

2781
02:01:06,000 --> 02:01:07,250
- - The balloon?
- Yes.

2782
02:01:07,330 --> 02:01:08,530
Then you'll hit the tyre.

2783
02:01:08,620 --> 02:01:10,120
Direct hit!

2784
02:01:10,210 --> 02:01:12,710
And we have a blast!

2785
02:01:15,330 --> 02:01:16,780
We've a flat tyre.

2786
02:01:17,500 --> 02:01:19,630
Stop. He ran away.

2787
02:01:19,670 --> 02:01:21,920
Serves them right.
They ended up having a flat tyre.

2788
02:01:22,000 --> 02:01:23,750
- - We can help them, right?
- Please.

2789
02:01:23,830 --> 02:01:25,030
- - Why? Why?
- Let's give them a lift.

2790
02:01:25,120 --> 02:01:26,240
He's my father-in-law.

2791
02:01:26,330 --> 02:01:27,660
- - He's my Abba.
- Alright, alright.

2792
02:01:27,960 --> 02:01:29,880
Stop! Stop! Stop!

2793
02:01:30,040 --> 02:01:30,670
Stop!

2794
02:01:31,330 --> 02:01:32,490
- - Stop!
- Father!

2795
02:01:32,830 --> 02:01:35,240
Meera? What are you doing in there?

2796
02:01:35,330 --> 02:01:35,950
Ruhi?

2797
02:01:36,040 --> 02:01:37,630
What are you doing in a police jeep?

2798
02:01:37,710 --> 02:01:39,170
We are following Hubby.

2799
02:01:39,250 --> 02:01:40,710
Father, you know what Mohan did?

2800
02:01:40,790 --> 02:01:43,920
I know, that idiot got married twice.

2801
02:01:44,000 --> 02:01:45,130
Not twice... thrice.

2802
02:01:45,290 --> 02:01:46,960
- - Thrice?
- His third wife is my sister...

2803
02:01:47,210 --> 02:01:47,960
From me.

2804
02:01:48,080 --> 02:01:49,120
God bless you, dear.

2805
02:01:49,210 --> 02:01:50,670
May you have a happy married life.

2806
02:01:51,000 --> 02:01:51,710
Huh?

2807
02:01:51,830 --> 02:01:52,780
Can't help it.

2808
02:01:52,960 --> 02:01:56,090
I'm used to giving blessings
to my daughter-in-law.

2809
02:01:56,170 --> 02:01:58,750
You want to bless,
I want to curse the rascal.

2810
02:01:58,830 --> 02:02:01,200
No cursing, now's the time to catch him
and give him a good thrashing.

2811
02:02:01,290 --> 02:02:01,960
Get in, quick.

2812
02:02:02,040 --> 02:02:02,670
Let's go, let's go, let's go.

2813
02:02:02,750 --> 02:02:04,000
Let's go, let's go, let's go.

2814
02:02:05,080 --> 02:02:05,830
Guppy!

2815
02:02:05,920 --> 02:02:07,210
Someone stop him!

2816
02:02:07,290 --> 02:02:08,460
Stop!

2817
02:02:08,580 --> 02:02:10,160
Drive faster, Brother!

2818
02:02:10,250 --> 02:02:11,630
They will fall.

2819
02:02:11,710 --> 02:02:12,540
Stop!

2820
02:02:12,620 --> 02:02:13,740
- - Overtake him and bring him to a halt!
- Stop!

2821
02:02:13,830 --> 02:02:14,740
Guppy!

2822
02:02:14,830 --> 02:02:15,620
Stop!

2823
02:02:15,710 --> 02:02:17,380
- - Overtake him and bring him to a halt!
- Guppy!

2824
02:02:17,710 --> 02:02:18,670
Stop!

2825
02:02:18,750 --> 02:02:20,090
Guppy!

2826
02:02:20,420 --> 02:02:21,670
Stop!

2827
02:02:22,120 --> 02:02:23,200
Stop!

2828
02:02:23,750 --> 02:02:24,380
Stop!

2829
02:02:24,460 --> 02:02:26,380
Catch him! What are you doing, catch him!

2830
02:02:26,460 --> 02:02:27,340
Stop!

2831
02:02:28,420 --> 02:02:29,250
What happened?

2832
02:02:29,330 --> 02:02:31,160
- - Another flat tyre?
- Shit!

2833
02:02:31,250 --> 02:02:32,790
We're out of fuel.

2834
02:02:35,460 --> 02:02:38,790
This is exactly what you call being caught
between the devil and the deep blue sea.

2835
02:02:38,870 --> 02:02:41,120
Stuck between a rock and a hard place.

2836
02:02:41,210 --> 02:02:43,540
- - Trouble everywhere.
- I'll take care of this.

2837
02:02:43,580 --> 02:02:44,740
There are a lot of us,
let's just take the bus.

2838
02:02:44,870 --> 02:02:48,700
The batsman will have
to hold his ground on the pitch.

2839
02:02:48,830 --> 02:02:50,080
Bam!

2840
02:02:50,540 --> 02:02:51,380
Stop! Stop! Stop!

2841
02:02:51,500 --> 02:02:53,170
Stop!
Stop! Stop! Please!

2842
02:02:54,210 --> 02:02:54,960
Please!

2843
02:02:55,040 --> 02:02:58,210
Sir... sir, it's an emergency.
We need your help.

2844
02:02:59,080 --> 02:03:01,200
You're the same guy who helped us before.

2845
02:03:01,330 --> 02:03:03,080
Looks like you're going
to be helping us all day today.

2846
02:03:03,170 --> 02:03:04,670
- - Get in, everyone, he's a good man.
- Get in!

2847
02:03:04,750 --> 02:03:06,340
- - Come on, quickly. Sit, sit, sit.
- Get in!

2848
02:03:06,420 --> 02:03:08,790
- - Let's go, let's go, let's go!
- Wait, your veil...

2849
02:03:09,580 --> 02:03:11,030
- - Abba!
- Move, move, get in.

2850
02:03:11,710 --> 02:03:13,790
Sir, there's a Sikh gentleman
on a scooter up ahead.

2851
02:03:13,870 --> 02:03:14,990
We are chasing him.

2852
02:03:15,120 --> 02:03:16,410
Please hurry.

2853
02:03:16,500 --> 02:03:17,420
Hurry up!

2854
02:03:17,540 --> 02:03:19,540
- - He went this way!
- Go!

2855
02:03:19,620 --> 02:03:25,200
The batsman's surrounded from all sides.
Looks tough to get the winning runs now.

2856
02:03:25,290 --> 02:03:27,290
Still, where there's a will there's a way.

2857
02:03:27,370 --> 02:03:29,160
By the way, are you getting married today?

2858
02:03:29,250 --> 02:03:32,500
Yes, sir, I'm planning to...
hopefully it goes through

2859
02:03:32,580 --> 02:03:34,870
Your voice sounds like Sidhu's.

2860
02:03:34,960 --> 02:03:38,630
Yeah, everything in this world looks
or sounds like something else.

2861
02:03:38,710 --> 02:03:41,460
Like I once saw a guy on Savdhaan India
who looked just like you.

2862
02:03:41,540 --> 02:03:42,000
Really?

2863
02:03:42,080 --> 02:03:44,080
Tell me, where do I drop you guys?

2864
02:03:44,170 --> 02:03:45,790
You don't need a drop us,
you need to catch someone.

2865
02:03:45,870 --> 02:03:47,280
You need to catch that man.

2866
02:03:47,500 --> 02:03:49,380
But why do you want to catch
that harmless soul?

2867
02:03:49,460 --> 02:03:51,210
We want to catch his friend actually.

2868
02:03:51,290 --> 02:03:52,920
He changed religions
and married three times.

2869
02:03:53,000 --> 02:03:54,670
He's a scoundrel.
Please hurry.

2870
02:03:54,750 --> 02:03:56,630
Maybe he had his reasons to do it.

2871
02:03:56,710 --> 02:03:59,420
What could've made him so helpless?
If I see him, I'd shoot him.

2872
02:03:59,500 --> 02:04:00,290
No!

2873
02:04:00,370 --> 02:04:01,530
How can you just shoot him?

2874
02:04:01,620 --> 02:04:02,410
He's my son.

2875
02:04:02,500 --> 02:04:03,170
- - He's my husband.
- He's my husband.

2876
02:04:03,250 --> 02:04:04,590
Then what should I do?

2877
02:04:04,620 --> 02:04:05,990
I say you should forgive him.

2878
02:04:06,080 --> 02:04:07,240
How do I forgive him?

2879
02:04:08,370 --> 02:04:10,660
It's very simple, just say
"I forgive you."

2880
02:04:11,120 --> 02:04:13,370
Every faith is this world teaches
the same truth.

2881
02:04:13,540 --> 02:04:15,040
Anyone can punish...

2882
02:04:15,210 --> 02:04:18,420
Only the divine can forgive.

2883
02:04:18,500 --> 02:04:20,460
So forgive and applaud.

2884
02:04:23,670 --> 02:04:26,750
- - There he is. Follow him.
- Yes, tell me, Harbhajan?

2885
02:04:26,830 --> 02:04:31,200
Bro, your dad and Mirza chased me, now D.D.
and some Sikh gent has joined too!

2886
02:04:31,370 --> 02:04:33,450
That's your buddy.

2887
02:04:33,620 --> 02:04:34,160
Huh?

2888
02:04:34,250 --> 02:04:37,420
All his relatives have surrounded him.

2889
02:04:37,500 --> 02:04:38,460
Do one thing...

2890
02:04:38,540 --> 02:04:42,380
receive them, accept whatever gifts
they give like blessings.

2891
02:04:42,460 --> 02:04:43,290
Oh, my God!

2892
02:04:43,370 --> 02:04:46,490
- - Meanwhile I'll go get married. Got it?
- What are you doing? Hurry up!

2893
02:04:46,580 --> 02:04:48,620
- - Stop or I'll hit you!
- What are you saying?

2894
02:04:48,870 --> 02:04:50,160
Yes, yes, sir, catch him!

2895
02:04:50,670 --> 02:04:52,670
Taking singles won't help.

2896
02:04:52,870 --> 02:04:55,620
You'll be praised only if you smash a six.

2897
02:04:57,080 --> 02:04:58,830
Stop! Stop! Stop!

2898
02:04:59,580 --> 02:05:02,240
And the batsman's smashed
it out of the park!

2899
02:05:02,370 --> 02:05:05,240
It's airborne... going by air mail!

2900
02:05:19,000 --> 02:05:20,540
- - Come on, let's catch that rascal!
- Hubby!

2901
02:05:22,580 --> 02:05:23,240
Get out of there!

2902
02:05:23,330 --> 02:05:24,870
Abba, can I come to your wedding too?

2903
02:05:24,960 --> 02:05:26,630
It'd be great if your dad
actually manages to make it.

2904
02:05:26,670 --> 02:05:27,590
Go!

2905
02:05:31,580 --> 02:05:33,200
- - Tell me, where is Mehmood?!
- Don't hit me! Don't hit me!

2906
02:05:33,290 --> 02:05:34,210
Tell me where is my friend?

2907
02:05:34,290 --> 02:05:35,460
Let me take you to his wedding.

2908
02:05:35,580 --> 02:05:36,280
Please don't hit me!

2909
02:05:36,370 --> 02:05:37,450
Tell me, where is Mohan!

2910
02:05:37,540 --> 02:05:38,250
Mohan's found Saniya.

2911
02:05:38,330 --> 02:05:40,030
He's turned Sikh
and is about to marry her.

2912
02:05:42,290 --> 02:05:45,340
Friends, with your blessings,

2913
02:05:45,420 --> 02:05:49,130
the bride and groom,
after completing the engagement ceremony,

2914
02:05:49,210 --> 02:05:52,090
will head to the Gurudwara
for their wedding.

2915
02:05:53,790 --> 02:05:56,250
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

2916
02:05:59,370 --> 02:06:00,330
Bring it here, dear.

2917
02:06:02,420 --> 02:06:03,170
Here, dear.

2918
02:06:03,370 --> 02:06:04,240
Go on, exchange the rings.

2919
02:06:09,500 --> 02:06:11,170
Your turn, son.

2920
02:06:23,120 --> 02:06:24,160
Let's go.

2921
02:06:29,620 --> 02:06:30,370
Stop!

2922
02:06:30,460 --> 02:06:31,420
Stop!

2923
02:06:31,670 --> 02:06:33,340
- - This wedding can't take place!
- This wedding can't take place!

2924
02:06:33,420 --> 02:06:35,590
- - Stop it! Stop right there!
- We won't allow it! Leave!

2925
02:06:35,670 --> 02:06:37,380
- - Stop this wedding!
- Stop!

2926
02:06:37,500 --> 02:06:38,790
- - This wedding can't take place!
- Stop!

2927
02:06:38,870 --> 02:06:40,910
- - This wedding can't take place!
- Stop!

2928
02:06:41,000 --> 02:06:42,040
We won't spare anyone!

2929
02:06:42,580 --> 02:06:43,660
Stop it!

2930
02:06:45,290 --> 02:06:46,290
Mohan!

2931
02:06:46,710 --> 02:06:47,960
Everyone, leave!

2932
02:06:48,750 --> 02:06:50,250
Stop!

2933
02:06:51,000 --> 02:06:52,630
Stop all this!

2934
02:06:52,670 --> 02:06:54,500
Mr. Registrar,
this wedding can't take place!

2935
02:06:58,040 --> 02:06:59,540
This wedding can't take place!

2936
02:06:59,580 --> 02:07:00,370
No, I won't go with you!

2937
02:07:00,460 --> 02:07:02,340
You will only marry the boy
I chose for you.

2938
02:07:06,420 --> 02:07:08,500
You're going to marry Mehmood!

2939
02:07:13,500 --> 02:07:14,670
I don't want to hear a word.

2940
02:07:14,750 --> 02:07:16,420
I'll only marry Mohan.

2941
02:07:23,000 --> 02:07:25,750
This is my last warning...
stop this wedding!

2942
02:07:25,830 --> 02:07:28,410
Who do you think you are,
trying to stop my daughter's wedding?

2943
02:07:28,750 --> 02:07:29,880
She's getting married!

2944
02:07:30,210 --> 02:07:32,250
I'll see who has the guts to stop it.

2945
02:07:33,670 --> 02:07:35,130
I can't marry him.

2946
02:07:36,670 --> 02:07:37,750
What happened, dear?

2947
02:07:37,830 --> 02:07:39,120
What are you saying, Simran?

2948
02:07:39,460 --> 02:07:41,090
I'm not Simran, I'm Saniya.

2949
02:07:41,370 --> 02:07:42,330
Saniya!

2950
02:07:42,710 --> 02:07:43,670
Saniya...

2951
02:07:44,290 --> 02:07:45,290
Yes, Saniya.

2952
02:07:46,170 --> 02:07:50,500
Mr. Manjeet, I love Mohan.
I can't marry you.

2953
02:07:50,580 --> 02:07:51,830
You can marry me.

2954
02:07:52,170 --> 02:07:53,960
Just look at me once.

2955
02:07:54,710 --> 02:07:57,340
I can't look at anyone but Mohan.

2956
02:07:57,580 --> 02:08:00,330
Saniya,
Mohan's hiding somewhere inside Manjeet.

2957
02:08:00,420 --> 02:08:01,500
Just look at me.

2958
02:08:02,670 --> 02:08:03,790
I can't.

2959
02:08:09,870 --> 02:08:11,330
Saniya, please stop!

2960
02:08:12,500 --> 02:08:15,790
I was 16 when I fell in love with you.

2961
02:08:16,370 --> 02:08:17,660
I'm 32 now.

2962
02:08:18,120 --> 02:08:20,580
I won't even be able
to have kids after I turn 65,.

2963
02:08:21,370 --> 02:08:25,780
That engineer-baba was right...
one day, you'd forget me.

2964
02:08:27,750 --> 02:08:31,710
If fate doesn't approve,
then you'll forget him someday.

2965
02:08:32,370 --> 02:08:34,450
But remember what you said?

2966
02:08:36,080 --> 02:08:38,870
I'd rather die than forget him.

2967
02:08:47,750 --> 02:08:50,500
I'd rather die than forget him.

2968
02:09:10,250 --> 02:09:13,210
Saniya! You're making a huge mistake.

2969
02:09:13,460 --> 02:09:14,420
Enough, Abba!

2970
02:09:14,790 --> 02:09:15,460
Not today.

2971
02:09:15,540 --> 02:09:16,880
Your Abba's right.

2972
02:09:16,960 --> 02:09:18,880
This wretched man's already married
three women

2973
02:09:18,960 --> 02:09:20,040
and switched his faith three times.

2974
02:09:20,120 --> 02:09:21,580
Mohan would never do that!

2975
02:09:21,620 --> 02:09:22,580
That's exactly what he did.

2976
02:09:22,670 --> 02:09:24,000
Here's the proof...

2977
02:09:24,290 --> 02:09:25,090
Jenny,

2978
02:09:25,580 --> 02:09:26,450
Meera,

2979
02:09:26,540 --> 02:09:27,590
And Ruhi!

2980
02:09:27,620 --> 02:09:29,950
And today, as a Sikh, he was getting
married for the fourth time... with you.

2981
02:09:31,620 --> 02:09:33,580
Mohan, is that true?

2982
02:09:37,750 --> 02:09:39,130
Yes, Saniya, it's true.

2983
02:09:40,710 --> 02:09:42,040
They're all my wives.

2984
02:09:52,040 --> 02:09:53,290
You deceived us.

2985
02:09:54,580 --> 02:09:55,740
You deceived them.

2986
02:09:57,210 --> 02:09:58,290
You lied to them.

2987
02:09:59,330 --> 02:10:00,870
Is that what we taught you?

2988
02:10:02,920 --> 02:10:04,500
Is this why I brought you into this world?

2989
02:10:05,210 --> 02:10:10,210
Not just gave you life,
we gave you a family, culture, and faith,

2990
02:10:10,500 --> 02:10:12,380
and you went around changing
your religion?

2991
02:10:12,620 --> 02:10:16,450
I didn't change it, I embraced them all.

2992
02:10:16,620 --> 02:10:20,200
You think you're the constitution
of India to embrace them all?

2993
02:10:20,370 --> 02:10:21,450
No, Father.

2994
02:10:22,080 --> 02:10:23,410
I'm just an ordinary man.

2995
02:10:23,620 --> 02:10:28,200
I don't know religion in depth,
but all of you do.

2996
02:10:28,580 --> 02:10:30,240
For you, your religion is the greatest.

2997
02:10:30,460 --> 02:10:31,790
For Mr. Mirza, his is.

2998
02:10:31,960 --> 02:10:33,380
For Mr. David, his is.

2999
02:10:34,620 --> 02:10:38,950
If every faith is good,
then what's so wrong in embracing them all?

3000
02:10:39,830 --> 02:10:45,370
Or is my fault that
I can't find fault in any?

3001
02:10:47,000 --> 02:10:50,750
And about those three marriages,
about deceiving these girls...

3002
02:10:51,040 --> 02:10:53,500
I never lied to anyone, Saniya.

3003
02:10:54,370 --> 02:10:57,280
Every time I tried to marry you,
I ended up marrying someone else instead.

3004
02:10:58,290 --> 02:11:00,290
For you, I became Mehmood from Mohan,

3005
02:11:00,830 --> 02:11:02,080
Michael from Mehmood,

3006
02:11:02,710 --> 02:11:05,290
and today, Manjeet from Michael.

3007
02:11:06,710 --> 02:11:07,670
Hey! Hey! Hey!

3008
02:11:07,750 --> 02:11:08,670
Brother!

3009
02:11:09,670 --> 02:11:10,460
- - Mohan!
- Hey!

3010
02:11:10,540 --> 02:11:11,840
What was their fault?

3011
02:11:11,960 --> 02:11:14,590
Who gave you the right
to wreck their lives?

3012
02:11:14,920 --> 02:11:15,960
Mohan!

3013
02:11:16,040 --> 02:11:17,000
What are you doing?

3014
02:11:17,080 --> 02:11:18,780
- - Mohan!
- You could've just refused to marry them!

3015
02:11:18,870 --> 02:11:19,620
Stop it!

3016
02:11:26,330 --> 02:11:29,620
He told each one of them
he couldn't marry them...

3017
02:11:30,580 --> 02:11:31,910
but every time, they said the same thing,

3018
02:11:32,620 --> 02:11:35,370
"If you call off the wedding,
I'll end my life."

3019
02:11:35,790 --> 02:11:36,630
So what was he supposed to do?

3020
02:11:36,710 --> 02:11:38,210
Should he have let them die?

3021
02:11:38,370 --> 02:11:42,450
He sacrificed his own love just
to save their lives.

3022
02:11:42,870 --> 02:11:45,700
He could've easily walked away,

3023
02:11:46,540 --> 02:11:47,500
but he didn't

3024
02:11:48,670 --> 02:11:52,840
because he knew Jenny struggles
to breathe,

3025
02:11:53,870 --> 02:11:56,030
Ruhi has her parents
and a child depending on her,

3026
02:11:57,040 --> 02:12:00,460
and his own parents had promised
to keep Meera happy.

3027
02:12:01,960 --> 02:12:04,960
For someone's life, for someone's promise
and for someone's bond's sake...

3028
02:12:05,210 --> 02:12:06,920
He tried to fulfil
all his responsibilities.

3029
02:12:07,710 --> 02:12:09,630
He tried to keep everyone happy.

3030
02:12:10,330 --> 02:12:11,830
Now you decide...

3031
02:12:12,580 --> 02:12:14,450
a man who's lived for everyone else...

3032
02:12:14,750 --> 02:12:18,460
does he deserve punishment,
or does he deserve to be with his love today?

3033
02:12:26,830 --> 02:12:28,700
I cannot punish him.

3034
02:12:30,580 --> 02:12:33,490
When my boyfriend left me to die,

3035
02:12:35,250 --> 02:12:36,960
he was the one who saved my life.

3036
02:12:38,540 --> 02:12:39,960
I can't hate you.

3037
02:12:41,330 --> 02:12:42,740
I love you, Michael.

3038
02:12:45,250 --> 02:12:46,590
What can I even say?

3039
02:12:47,750 --> 02:12:51,500
He married me to keep my father's word...

3040
02:12:53,500 --> 02:12:55,880
so how could he break
his promise to Saniya?

3041
02:12:58,000 --> 02:12:59,460
I've got no complaints against you.

3042
02:13:02,170 --> 02:13:03,380
I love you, Mohan.

3043
02:13:05,830 --> 02:13:08,490
I've got no complaints
against Mehmood either.

3044
02:13:08,750 --> 02:13:10,540
He's the one who was wronged.

3045
02:13:11,580 --> 02:13:14,280
I'd already been divorced twice.

3046
02:13:15,580 --> 02:13:19,620
He could've walked away too,
but he didn't.

3047
02:13:21,040 --> 02:13:22,380
I love you, Mehmood.

3048
02:13:23,290 --> 02:13:24,420
I love you.

3049
02:13:27,580 --> 02:13:29,530
Saniya, what do you say?

3050
02:13:33,500 --> 02:13:35,790
You shouldn't have been this good,
Mohan...

3051
02:13:36,540 --> 02:13:38,500
now everyone's fallen in love with you.

3052
02:13:52,540 --> 02:13:55,630
There you go, I guess
all the garland were always meant for him.

3053
02:13:55,750 --> 02:13:56,670
Wait a minute...

3054
02:13:58,580 --> 02:13:59,660
Surleen, you?

3055
02:14:01,460 --> 02:14:04,250
There's a garland for you too, Mr. Hubby.

3056
02:14:09,750 --> 02:14:11,710
Your brother's finally settling down
as well today.

3057
02:14:15,170 --> 02:14:16,380
Hey! Hey! Hey! What--

3058
02:14:16,460 --> 02:14:17,500
- - Mohan!
- Mohan!

3059
02:14:17,580 --> 02:14:18,740
- - Mohan!
- Mohan!

3060
02:14:19,420 --> 02:14:20,630
- - Mohan!
- Mohan!

3061
02:14:20,710 --> 02:14:21,840
- - Mohan!
- Mohan!

3062
02:14:22,620 --> 02:14:23,660
Ambulance!

3063
02:14:29,080 --> 02:14:30,580
Are you okay? How are you feeling now?

3064
02:14:31,870 --> 02:14:32,870
- - Here, eat this.
- Feeling better now?

3065
02:14:32,960 --> 02:14:34,960
Mom, you're happy
with my four marriages, right?

3066
02:14:35,710 --> 02:14:36,750
Not four, son... five.

3067
02:14:36,830 --> 02:14:37,580
Five?!

3068
02:14:37,670 --> 02:14:39,340
Mom, you're just panicking
and can't count straight.

3069
02:14:39,500 --> 02:14:41,750
No, really... not four, five wives.

3070
02:14:41,830 --> 02:14:43,660
There is no power
and no strength except with Allah!

3071
02:14:44,370 --> 02:14:45,280
Five? How?

3072
02:14:45,830 --> 02:14:47,030
When you were born,

3073
02:14:47,120 --> 02:14:50,120
the astrologer said
you'd never find happiness in marriage.

3074
02:14:50,420 --> 02:14:52,880
He was right... four marriages done,
and still no peace.

3075
02:14:52,960 --> 02:14:55,000
But we thought you'd never
get married at all,

3076
02:14:55,080 --> 02:14:57,990
so I promised your hand to my friend's
daughter the day you were born.

3077
02:14:58,080 --> 02:14:58,830
What?!

3078
02:14:58,920 --> 02:15:03,420
And your father had already
promised you to Meera's father.

3079
02:15:04,290 --> 02:15:07,210
Why did you two have
to test every experiment on me!

3080
02:15:07,330 --> 02:15:08,490
Hang on a second.

3081
02:15:08,580 --> 02:15:10,280
If I'd only married once,
it would've been fine...

3082
02:15:10,370 --> 02:15:11,990
I wouldn't have let you marry again.

3083
02:15:12,080 --> 02:15:15,370
But now that I've done four,
might as well go for five, right?

3084
02:15:15,460 --> 02:15:17,250
Oh Lord, have mercy!

3085
02:15:17,420 --> 02:15:20,540
Mom, do you even hear yourself?

3086
02:15:20,580 --> 02:15:21,330
Yes, I do.

3087
02:15:21,420 --> 02:15:22,960
Wait, I'll call her.

3088
02:15:23,210 --> 02:15:24,250
Daughter-in-law!

3089
02:15:24,670 --> 02:15:25,590
Daughter-in-law, come on in.

3090
02:15:25,830 --> 02:15:27,160
Come in, Ginni.

3091
02:15:28,420 --> 02:15:29,710
Come on, come here.

3092
02:15:30,290 --> 02:15:32,000
Come on, dear, don't just stand there.

3093
02:15:44,620 --> 02:15:45,660
What are you waiting for?

3094
02:15:45,750 --> 02:15:46,920
Put the garland around his neck.

3095
02:15:47,000 --> 02:15:48,500
- - Wait a second, wait a second, I'll just...
- What?

3096
02:15:48,580 --> 02:15:50,780
I'll... I'll just go have some water.

3097
02:15:50,920 --> 02:15:52,710
He bolted!
Catch him!

3098
02:15:53,960 --> 02:15:54,790
Mom!

3099
02:15:54,870 --> 02:15:56,580
- - It's not my fault!
- I'm the real one!

3100
02:15:56,670 --> 02:15:58,590
I won't leave him for seven lifetimes!

3101
02:15:58,620 --> 02:15:59,450
Mohan!

3102
02:15:59,540 --> 02:16:00,630
Don't let him get away!

3103
02:16:00,710 --> 02:16:03,420
The Bhopali's run off again!

3104
02:16:03,500 --> 02:16:05,540
- - Huh?
- The Bhopali escaped again!

3105
02:16:05,580 --> 02:16:07,370
But he ran away.

3106
02:16:07,540 --> 02:16:08,090
Huh?

3107
02:16:08,210 --> 02:16:09,290
I know Gujarati.

3108
02:16:09,420 --> 02:16:10,840
I know Gujarati.

3109
02:16:10,920 --> 02:16:11,630
See you.

3110
02:16:11,670 --> 02:16:13,250
- - Good.
- But he ran away.

3111
02:16:13,460 --> 02:16:14,590
Mohan, stop!

3112
02:16:15,210 --> 02:16:16,170
Mohan!

3113
02:16:16,580 --> 02:16:18,080
Listen!

3114
02:16:18,330 --> 02:16:19,450
Stop!

3115
02:16:20,120 --> 02:16:21,620
Mohan!

3116
02:16:22,170 --> 02:16:23,710
Stop!

3117
02:16:24,370 --> 02:16:26,200
Mohan, stop!

3118
02:16:26,710 --> 02:16:28,630
Just listen, Mohan!

3119
02:16:28,710 --> 02:16:31,420
Now, with so many weddings
written in his fate...

3120
02:16:31,500 --> 02:16:35,250
which track will he run on...
life's or the train's?

3121
02:16:35,330 --> 02:16:37,160
You decide.

3122
02:16:40,000 --> 02:16:41,630
First one soars touching the sky,

3123
02:16:41,670 --> 02:16:43,790
Second one soars flying high,

3124
02:16:43,870 --> 02:16:45,700
Third one soars none can deny,

3125
02:16:45,790 --> 02:16:47,630
I was left alone, high and dry.

3126
02:16:47,710 --> 02:16:49,460
First one soars touching the sky,

3127
02:16:49,540 --> 02:16:51,540
Second one soars flying high,

3128
02:16:51,620 --> 02:16:53,330
Third one soars none can deny,

3129
02:16:53,420 --> 02:16:55,380
I was left alone, high and dry.

3130
02:17:11,540 --> 02:17:15,000
The first was beautiful, gentle, and fair,

3131
02:17:15,080 --> 02:17:19,200
She sought my heart with her steady stare.

3132
02:17:19,290 --> 02:17:23,090
She sought my heart on the sly,

3133
02:17:23,170 --> 02:17:26,630
And not for a moment did she shy.

3134
02:17:26,710 --> 02:17:29,290
She looked at me and stole my peace,

3135
02:17:30,540 --> 02:17:32,590
She looked at me and stole my peace,

3136
02:17:32,670 --> 02:17:34,590
Now she's gone and I am not at ease.

3137
02:17:34,670 --> 02:17:36,380
First one soars touching the sky,

3138
02:17:36,460 --> 02:17:38,500
Second one soars flying high,

3139
02:17:38,580 --> 02:17:40,410
Third one soars none can deny,

3140
02:17:40,500 --> 02:17:42,380
I was left alone, high and dry.

3141
02:17:42,460 --> 02:17:44,290
First one soars touching the sky,

3142
02:17:44,370 --> 02:17:46,280
Second one soars flying high,

3143
02:17:46,370 --> 02:17:48,200
Third one soars none can deny,

3144
02:17:48,290 --> 02:17:50,170
I was left alone, high and dry.

3145
02:17:50,250 --> 02:17:52,210
Listen to my love story, bro,

3146
02:17:52,290 --> 02:17:54,090
There was one king
with three queens in tow,

3147
02:17:54,170 --> 02:17:56,040
He was having a time of his life you know,

3148
02:17:56,120 --> 02:17:58,030
He was enjoying himself for sure.

3149
02:17:58,120 --> 02:18:00,200
The first was a maiden so soft and bright,

3150
02:18:00,290 --> 02:18:02,170
The second one wounded my pride on sight.

3151
02:18:02,250 --> 02:18:04,130
While dodging the third with no luck,

3152
02:18:04,210 --> 02:18:05,880
I got love-struck,

3153
02:18:05,960 --> 02:18:07,630
Who all do I love?

3154
02:18:07,710 --> 02:18:09,670
What all do I surrender in the name of love?

3155
02:18:09,750 --> 02:18:11,670
Three riders squeezed on a single seat,

3156
02:18:11,750 --> 02:18:13,420
Which one do I loose, which one do I keep?

3157
02:18:13,500 --> 02:18:15,460
His name's in the papers, a rising star,

3158
02:18:15,540 --> 02:18:17,540
This dude's counted among superstars.

3159
02:18:17,580 --> 02:18:19,580
My heart's rooms are crowded,
every door's full,

3160
02:18:19,670 --> 02:18:23,170
Who do I welcome, and who do I pull?

3161
02:18:23,250 --> 02:18:27,290
Who do I welcome, and who do I pull?

3162
02:18:29,370 --> 02:18:31,080
First one soars touching the sky,

3163
02:18:31,170 --> 02:18:33,040
Second one soars flying high,

3164
02:18:33,120 --> 02:18:34,950
Third one soars none can deny,

3165
02:18:35,040 --> 02:18:36,840
I was left alone, high and dry.

3166
02:18:36,920 --> 02:18:38,880
First one soars touching the sky,

3167
02:18:38,960 --> 02:18:40,880
Second one soars flying high,

3168
02:18:40,960 --> 02:18:42,840
Third one soars none can deny,

3169
02:18:42,920 --> 02:18:45,250
I was left alone, high and dry.

